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Can she not just stick it back in the drawer or under the bed like normal lassies do?

New spinoff

Found a picture of her as a baby

Seriously tinky, I know how you feel. All the best in finding something.

James Taylor - Fire And Rain

Ah well, guess I'd better jack it all in and vote No then eh?

He looks like the Pieman if he hit the sunbeds and learned how to throw darts.

So did it?

Is there free wifi at Windowlickers Anonymous?

Even if it were to happen the Scottish MSM would still be talking about it in 100 years.

She's an emotional wreck, that's a shooty-in for the ugly opportunist.

No you absolutely can. These "findings" have been subject to no independent control or scrutiny. They are not from an independent body. They are completely valueless. Basically a step up from using Facebook "likes".

You off the register?

Funny you advise Cardinal to do this in his situation, but can't see that it's the glaringly obvious thing to do in yours!

The rabbit is hardly likely to write a review on Trip Advisor. Chuck it a carrot every now and again and make sure you're hugging it when she returns

Right: that's the conundrum. Low turnout: potential for hard voters to decide the result. More hard Yes than hard No. Win for independence. Moderate turnout: soft votes become more important. More soft No than soft Yes. Win for Maggie Thatcher and her mewling acolytes. High turnout: All hard and soft votes accounted for, undecideds hold the key. Undecideds typically break for Yes. Win for independence. Ultimately, Yes is the force for light and justice, and it wouldn't be democratic to try to stifle turnout, so they'll go for a massive GOTV campaign. Conversely, the profoundly undemocratic No campaign will want to keep turnout as low as they can given that it's likely to be high given the importance of the issue.

Charlie has just splattered coffee all over his keyboard at the very thought!

Passed 2nd year of my Psychology degree with 11 A's and 5 B's. Happy doesn't cover it

John Newman - Losing Sleep

John & Beverley Martyn - Stormbringer

Stevie Wonder - You Are The Sunshine Of My Life

Cream - Sunshine Of Your Love

The Beatles : Good Day Sunshine

Reported

f**k up ya dick.

The Zombies - Time Of The Season

An expensive turd Neil Doncaster

Terry Butcher and his aunt Pat.

Nadir Ciftci Captain Sham

aye moan ra hoops and chucky ur la and aw rhat.

Wood.

Demoted. Do any sevco fans actually, seriously, deep down believe that bullshit ? If so then they're thicker than i've been giving them credit for.

Poochtista.

Wid, Wid, Wid, Wid, , Wid

"Isn't it funny how Abba songs still rhyme when they're translated into English?" sigh

Goldmember Alex McLeish

Windows 8 is the biggest piece of rage inducing shite ever constructed. Why not just update XP to fit in with the modern world instead of coming up with this garbage?

hiya tedi

Would've loved to have seen Steve Lomas's coupon at 1650 yesterday tbh.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/02/disabled-pensioner-88-in-court-for-punching-council-official-who-banned-him-from-seeing-prostitute-4716832/

Some of you might enjoy this little article http://www.thescore.ie/the-magnificent-seven-championship-manager-cult-heroes-259078-Oct2011/

My friend stayed in halls in 1st year with a girl from Orkney and one night they were having a few drinks when she got a call from her dad who was originally from Bo'ness. My pal managed to convince her to put him on the phone and proceded to sing, "Bo'ness fair's a fucking gala day". Her dad was absolutely seething and threatened to get the first ferry to mainland and come and sort him out

Both really. Or you can exercise in a fasted state; you can read up on it and decide for yourself. Your body is starved after sleeping and you need energy to help you exercise, so you would have your slow digesting carbs such as oats and some sugar; a piece of fruit to help you through your routine. If you're lifting heavy then the first thing you need to eat after a routine is protein; however you get that protein is up to you. Always eat around 2 hours before your workout though, I tend to feel a bit bloated if I eat straight before or like half an hour before a workout.

I feel pigeons are very much underrated and maligned. They get such a hard time of things and all they do is just bob about trying to get scraps from the real evil b*****ds in this world; seagulls. I fucking hate seagulls, and I'd happily chase one away if it was bothering a pigeon.