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Bugger the season tickets. The real reason they will die again is.....

You're online.

She asked if you could make it up on Friday night ?, she has a new 12 inch dildo she wants to abuse you with. I'd do your maw but I can't ever get that drunk mate, sorry

Oh dear.

What is this 'The Natural World' or in McCoist's case 'Walking with Dinosaurs'

You're a Killie fan that lives in Clydebank, you've won nothing, pal.

I thought McCoist had just dyed his hair blonde.

There's meth in yer madness then ?

If you're ever at the supermarket with a trolley full of goods and someone is stood behind you with a couple of items you should turn round and say "Is that all you've got?" When they reply "Yes", you should respond with "Well you better go to another checkout then because I'm going to be fucking ages".

They aren't wading up to their knees in your blood yet hellbhoy. But they're wading up to their knees in the shite they've got themselves into again...

Steely Dan - Do It Again

Teamtaging? I see what you did there! BIGOT!!!!!11!!1!!

That must be a euphemism for something. Ya dirty man, Boghead

The Big Man says "buy yer tickets noo or ye'll be waching yer club gettin poo-ed fae the Clyde and pit intae a bodybag"

It's the only way for you to be called Billy Big Baws when yer tiny nads swell up.

The tragic thing is forever_blue, Tedi and Bennett giving each other Charles Greenies yet calling other folk 'brown nosers' As if their tribute act wasn't enough to laugh at.

Freddie star probably wakes up and says "well at least a don't look as bad as lennon yet ! "

KDS must have been offline or densboy would've had around 500 posts up.

Oh dear. You really think that's still funny Ted. Difference with us is that we admit we're shite. You don't admit you club died.

Don't know if its already been posted in this thread or elsewhere in the subforum - but a young kid with cancer who was a massive WWE fan (especially D-Bry) passed away fairly recently. Connor Michalek. The tribute video from WWE is heartbreaking. Rest in peace little man.

I think he probably has some inside information. He has made a few specific claims and was definitely ahead of the press pack in 2012 as Rangers imploded. I don't see his miscall on the Ahmed case as an indication PMG was wrong. Most sensible people expected the ring-fencing to be granted. It is possible that the Ibrox board also saw the case going against them. Given the Rangers press release immediately prior to the verdict it seems they aren't as financially secure as their QC advocated in court. Perhaps a rushed board meeting DID take place the night before. Perhaps that's where assurances were given that the current investors would put further equity in to make up any shortfall from season tickets. That appeared critical in the judge being persuaded that the club would remain solvent for the next 9-12 months.

Randy Newman - We Belong Together

Crosby Stills Nash & Young - Almost Cut My Hair

Johnny Nash - There Are More Questions Than Answers

I like the ones where they just type 'f**k you dundee' or something.

It's extremely cringey. Fair enough having a connection with a club but "brothers"? FFS. Tragic stuff. I also hate how all the Turkish fans comment on everything on the clubs fb posts. The club will say "Scottish Cup keyrings on sale now!" and there will be a comment from some guy saying "WE ARE ALL ST JOHNSTONES <3 ESES <3 <3 <3 It's fucking ridiculous.

Barenaked Ladies - One Week

That Boko Haram fella doesn't strike me as the sort to buckle under the pressure of Social Media updates, but those of you that want to, fire in.

Pete Seeger - Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

He went to Craiglang to visit Isa and leave a big shite in her toilet.

Looking forward to watching this Cup final without one of the terrible two there the Perth v Dundee thing should add a bit of spice and hopefully St Johnstone can bring through a good support for their first Scottish Cup final. Would quite like to see Dundee Utd win this one as they have a lot of good youngsters comming through and have sent us a few in the past to help us out but no doubt St Johnstone will give them a great game if May has his scoring boots on. Win, Lose or Draw this should be a great final and one for fans of football hope both sets of fans enjoy their day out, Good luck to you both

Strange that they have waited till the better weather starts before beginning to dig.

I'll always remember Kevin Twaddle for his goal against Rangers at Starks. I think it was a 2-2 game and his goal was the second. Could be wrong though

These wouldve been far funnier if there was any chance throbber actually had a bird

Given the noise Lysa was making on her wedding night, I think we can rule out one possible source of the name Littlefinger!

Your parenting skills are going to be horrific by the sounds of it.

Share price on the day of Wallace's appointment - 42p All time low (day of the publication of the 120 day review) - 21p Today's 'rebound' price - 22p WTF?!

Sevco transfer targets Summer 2014:

We should ban any posts as of today from the bigot that is PMG. The guy is losing credibility by the day (if he had any in the first place) Not only does he state the bleeding obvious, but if he thinks he has an "exclusive" he really needs to get a new source (or does he actually have one in the first place).

Like enter the field of play at every game?

Dumbarton lost twice at Cappielow. Livingston delivered our only away win from 18 league games. Twice. The Hall of Shame in full: St Mirren East Fife (technically, AET, so half honours) Cowdenbeath Montrose Dumbarton Dundee Livingston and someone else...

Aye but for those 10/11 years Hendry was unquestionably the best in the world. O'Sullivan has never dominated in the way Hendry did.

Wee update on Orlaith-Rose, 13 days today, and still being tube fed, her billiruben is creeping up again so we expect her to be back under lights again, setting her back for another few weeks. A long road again it seems to get her home, just want the wee doll out of hospital and with her family!!

To that wee scroat Viking ton I say get it right up ye yer teams a laughing stock

Morton will rebuild and return. These things ten two even out in the end.

Was interested in this until I seen that your dashboard has been fitted up side down. Think that might be a MOT failure.