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One liquidation, two liquidations! Ah ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

And the subtext to the Dave King piece is... Convicted tax criminal Dave King was contacted by the sports editor of the Daily B'bag in a desperate attempt to sell copies of the early edition to the dispossessed orcs. Speaking from his "Lodge" outside Cape Town, King, castigated by a South African Judge as a "glib and shameless LIAR" was happy to speak about how he felt his brush with the South African Revenue Services,would benefit a club that was already at ease with a convicted VAT criminal on its board who had done porridge in SW2 for a £1.5m accounting error in 1997. "I'm a complete spiv myself" stated King, "but I was unable to get a piece of the action when the club was liquidated in 2012 because SARS had me by the 'nads". Asked about his plans for Scotland's newest club, King, acknowledging that the hordes were the dumbest and most easily lead section of the human race quipped "they owe me £20m, and under the curcumstances, I want it back - this should be quite straightforward". Pressed on the technicalities, King expanded "I'll be 'jetting in' next week on premium economy to dot the 'i's and cross the 't's. I anticipate that by threatening the orcs with ****** domination for the next generation and beyond, they will channel all their financial muscle into my SARS repayment account". Speaking further he suggested "there are a number of ways to go about it, but my main aim is to instil insecurity amongst a section of society that are more gullible than farm animals. Under my tenure, the team will be wearing Orange strips home and away, although the socks will be purple on away matches so the referees know who to send off and award penalties to". King was also pressed on the "war chest" that would be made available to the current management team. "McCoist is too fat to make sensible decisions" King said after discussing the situation with Peter Lawwell. "I have upmost respect for him however, as he has shafted the dispossessed in a truly admirable fashion, and trousered more penny shares than lifetime sales of 'Penny Arcade'" As the interview concluded, King elaborated that he would "return The Rangers to their rightful position as the most disrespected rabble of bigots ever to be wholly supported by a national football association. "We were the people" exclaimed King triumphantly, and integrity will not get in the way of this historical farce". (copyright - Henry Trumpington / KDS)

inalienable adjective Definition: protected from being removed or taken away Synonyms: unassailable, inviolable, absolute Antonyms: vulnerable, assailable, unprotected, conditional. "Each door is held in the open position by a suitable friction clutch, which can be instantly released by means of a powerful electro-magnet controlled from the captain's bridge, so that in the event of accident, or at any time when it may be considered advisable, the captain can, by simply moving an electric switch, instantly close the doors throughout and make the vessel practically unsinkable." - White Star Line, 1911 "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." - Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929 "Under this government, Britain will never return to the boom and bust of the past". - Gordon Brown, 1999 "The bad news for Scottish football is this is as bad as it gets for Glasgow Rangers" - Walter Smith, 1998

Wouldn't it be nice, even for just one day, if Sevco and Sellik fans on here could debate/argue about football without mentioning religion, terrorism, what school someone went to etc. Even an Irish sounding surname ramps up the paranoia levels!!! The them and us obsession is truly pathetic. I'll accept sometimes its so daft the rest of the tolerant people can get a giggle but it makes you wonder if parts of Scotland will ever grow up? Loonies

20K SHEEP TICKETS SOLD FOR THE FINAL SO FAR. NOT EVEN GOING ON GENERAL SALE FOR ANOTHER 11 DAYS WHILST THEY DEAL WITH CURRENT DEMAND SEASON TICKETS UP, AVERAGE GATES UP DRASTICALLY 17K FOR A TUESDAY NIGHT GAME. 2 WINS OVER CELTIC IN FEB. REMEMBER ARMAGEDDON. THEY TOLD US. WE CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE CHEATING OLDCO IF THE NEW CLUMPANY DIES, WILL ARMAGEDDON2 BE TWICE AS GOOD AS THIS ???? COYR

Dave King's mate's been on the tweets @Pmacgiollabhain: I wonder why potential Administrators are being sounded out for a certain legnedary clumpany. Say it isn't so Graham. @Pmacgiollabhain: Why is a very senior chap from Deloittes in Glasgow today from London? #ImportantMeeting

Their tickets are given out as "loans" which don't need to be paid back, this is confirmed with a "side letter". Later on when it turns out that these tickets are actually for the wee merry - go - round at Strathclyde Country park and not a sporting event it will be determined that this is neither fraud nor cheating, but deliberate and sustained piss taking.

Waterboys - Whole Of The Moon

My Beer festival starts tomorrow, got Timothy Taylor's coming in to do a meet the brewer night for me. Here's the list of beers I'm starting with... Adnams – Oyster Stout – 4.3% Ambers Ales-Choc Orange Stout – 4% Box Steam-Steam Porter – 4.4% Batemans-Salem Porter – 4.7% Castle Rock-Black Gold – 3.8% Church End-Rest in Peace – 7% Exmoor-Beast – 6.6% Grafters-Over The Moon – 4% Great Newsome-Sleck Dust – 3.8% Highland-Orkney IPA – 4.8% Kelham Island-Pride of Sheffield – 4% Mighty Oak-Oscar Wild Mild – 3.7% Oakham-Citra – 4.2% Orkney- Northern Light – 4% Rebellion-Mutiny – 4.5% Steamin Billy-Bill’s Porter – 5.3% Timothy Taylor’s – Dark Mild – 3.5% Timothy Taylor’s – Boltmakers – 4% Titanic-Compass – 4.1% Thornbridge-Jaipur IPA – 5.9% Williams Bro’s-Joker – 4.3% Ciders Broadoak-Perry – 7.5% Lilley’s-Crazy Goat – 6.8% Mr Whiteheads-Devils Device – 8.4% Skidbrooke-Farmhouse Dry Cyder – 5.5% Snail Bank-Summer Fruits – 4% My favorite bit of it all is seeing the cellar like this

WKR then, WKR now, WKR forever. You are the complete WKR. HTH.

America - Horse With No Name

Beatles - Love Me Do

Is that a sympathy vote for DJ's obsession with me after your own recent outing on that very subject, WKR? And 'shitebag'? FFS

Is throwing blind 180s not showboating? Fat w**k

One outfield player out injured and you spiral towards the relegation playoffs, wow. Good job two outfield players never got injured!

UFO- Doctor Doctor

surprised rangers supporters are prepared to back a tax dodger Oh wait a minute

That thread, on its own, should be used as a response whenever someone asks why they'e never considered fan ownership. What a parcel of suspicious, paranoid bigots. Popular Front of Judea? Fúckin' tarriers!

King should add Billy to his name and the Bearz will give him anything he wants

I would certainly put money into a trust managed by Dave King, and I'm not even a Rangers supporter. In fact as soon as I get the £1.2 million pound promised to me from an exiled Nigerian banker for which I've only had to give £20k I'll probably put a few bob Mr King's way.?

Deep Purple - Strange Kind Of Woman

Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's

You are deluded then, the company I work for is not incorporated. Were it to be incorporated tomorrow it's est. date would not change. You've sunk so far as to make up stuff to associate the team you currently "support" with a bunch of cheats. Edited because I can't spell.

Which of these clubs were liquidated?

Youre welcome

LOL...That's you on "the list" BTW

Foreigner - Cold As Ice

Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back

James Taylor - You've Got a Friend

Stopping Celtc is more important than a sustainable well run club. What an absolute joke of a team. Any decent fan with a modicum of common sense would just walk away surely?

King states: ‘ It is correct that anyclub must, over the long term, operate within its means but in the short term Rangers needs a significant once-off financial boost that cannot be met from the current revenue stream.’ Was that not what the £22.5 million raised by the IPO less than 15 months ago was meant to do?

HOUSE!!!

I'm just relieved they stopped short of making it aztec print with a combat design pocket and in vest form. What's wrong with the red with blue trim we had for the 1986 world cup? Great away kit because it was simple and classic.

We sure are.

Whilst in New York on holiday last week, I got to experience my first taste of a 3 star Michelin restaurant. It was fucking amazing and worth every penny (cent)!

Iggy Pop on the right.

Has she rotated her head like an owl?! What might be her back could also plausibly be her front.

It was a very informative post, you know that you if you played your cards right you could maybe become the new Paul McConville type figure that the celtic support is crying out for...

I'd stop responding to them if i were you, it's someting they do so that they can get Rangers fans banned.

Push bar to....................make me smile.

Sometimes I'm a bit unsure about mocking people, who none of us know anything about, mercilessly for their appearance on this thread, but someone needs to link the guy on the left to it to let him know that I, a complete stranger on the internet hiding behind a username, thinks he looks like the very dictionary definition of 'utter c**t'. I mean, the tan, the eyebrow lines, the earrings, the snood, the superman belt, the rolled up jeans and the baffies - utter c**t from head to toe. Guy on the right's trainers look fucking ridiculous too. If you want to buy footwear like that, you should be sterilized first.

The hunour is non stop, laugh a minute on that show.

Greens statement was worded so that it could cover a few different scenarios, you're not stupid Rico

If you want to catch my attention, theres easier ways than that sweet cheeks

Do folk still listen to that? Cosgrove pretending he's working class and putting on his crikey jings and help ma boab faux accent. While cowan tells some stale jokes from 70's that even Andy cameron wouldn't touch with a barge pole.

Something Ecto'd this way comes... This lassie is a fine specimen of the 'Old School', a pure strain of True Raver. Observe the white gloves. She's not wearing those because she's a mime act, she's wearing them because she's Hardcore. Observe not only the Rez vest, but the Rez logo tattoo. This dame fucking kens. She's paid £25 for an Eccie. She's danced for 19 consecutive hours in an abandoned warehouse in Ayrshire. She's fucked every Bam Dancer in a half mile radius under the pretence of it being the Second Summer of Love, and the bairns she fired out as a result are all named after techno DJs she saw at the FUBAR. Moby! Yer fuckin' tea's oot! If you were to shout, "Whistle posse - MAKE SOME FACKING NOISE," at her she'd instinctively go tonto and start bellowing the song of her people, which is a high-pitched screech that could fell entire flocks of geese flying south from the winter at heights up to 3000 ft. If you could stop her jaw swinging long enough for her to engage in conversation, every single sentence coming out her near-toothless mouth would be prefixed or suffixed with the phrase "back in the day". Hardcore, you know the score, oggy-oggy-oggy, oi-oi-oi. Just when I was warming to this saucer-eyed buffoon I clocked the 'tiocfaidh ár lá' on her arm and thought much, much less of her. "Our day will come," indeed. I'd hate to be the one to burst her Ecto-bubble and inform her day is long gone. Still: Rave on, sister. Rave the f**k on.