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Mrs Mozam gave birth to our baby girl Grace at 12.56 today. 8 days early and arrived via C-section due to being breach, but she's still perfectly healthy - 6lbs 1.5 ozs. Faither and mother both ecstatic and knackered.

You sink us, we'll sink us?

I'm not quite sure you grasp the concept of this thread.

Does anyone know who Foxbarton was or his whereabouts now ? He must be due a Pie and Bovril knighthood or MBE for that classic piece. I can see his offering written on a scroll in glass cabinet , mounted in a P +B museum one hundred years from now.

In isolation, a draw at the league leaders and likely champions is a good result for the league's bottom side. It's just unfortunate that all of the other sides picked up equally impressive results simultaneously. There is always a great clamour to come on to this thread and make a glib remark when things take a bad turn for us. And that's fine, it's harmless. However, there should be the same eagerness to congratulate Jimmy Nicholl and Cowdenbeath as their recent results have been superb and they've shown a terrific resolve not to allow Morton any encouragement. Indeed, we're actually four games unbeaten but you'd never know it such has been the form of Cowdenbeath and that shouldn't be lost in all the pointing and laughing at us.

Spot on. I was referring, in particular, to a terminal fucktard who appeared from between two parked cars yesterday on my way to the game, absolutely nowhere near a junction, and then sauntered very slowly across the road acting the hard man. I was referring, in general, to the hard of thinking who try to be cool/hard by doing this, proving their fully deserved lowly place on the evolutionary ladder.

You reckon?

I think it's for the best Quite simply

I neknominate everyone playing neknominate to down a bottle of bleach.

The only difference is that the normal start is at the Burrell Collection carpark and we join the circuit after the downhill section about 800m in rather than at the s bend. You then do 2 rather than 2 and a bit laps of the circuit before the finish. The normal course is about 10-15 secs faster IMO as you don't have the additional uphill section at the start.

Could well be any of the above. I haven't a clue either tbh, but it could be they want to ensure an insolvency event happens this season and not next.

1. Club owes millions to the the company shareholders. 2. Company says 'we'll take Ibrox off your hands and, in exchange, we'll write off that debt". 3. Company now has Ibrox and can rent it back to the club. 4. Club is once again debt-free. Unfortunately it's also asset-free. Which of those 4 steps gives the club enough cash to see them through the next few months? [Edited for crap typing]

Supertramp - Dreamer

Hic what a fkg party, hic Sorry wrong section hic hic

It's not Falkirk.

Ad Lib speaks the truth on this subject, the SNP was indeed split in two camps. one pushing for devo max as a stepping stone to independence, and one pushing for full autonomy right now. The latter camp won the fight, and we will see if the gamble paid off in 8 months.

Someone posted this on my newsfeed: I then posted this:

. Why post a link when Bennet has problems with them. That's beyond cruel.

"They must awe be closet 'tic fhans!" "Why don't they like us up there as well?" type post IMO

You will of course be hoping that ForeverBlue1872 will post in this thread on RM won't you ? http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=264456&st=720 You are a fanny Chris . WHY ?, I asked you to do a simple thing for over two hours and you allegedly supposedly did it and in the wrong thread to which I had asked. If it were that simple to do such a simple task and took two hours to do it then what is the problem actually posting in the thread I actually had asked you too post in minutes later and I supplied the link for the thread for you to supposedly post in ?. You haven't done this simple task but but !, you claim that the real poster on RM will post in five minutes on one of the threads and not the one I asked you too to which it has been now 20 minutes since you issued this threat to post . FFS I haven't laughed so much in ages Chris FWIW don't get pished on Buckie and then post on P&B because it is for our safety first having to laugh while posting replies to you edited for more lolz

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I've stated before on here and elsewhere, that I was willing to accept a lower standard of player and a more austere approach to the financial governance of the club, whilst in the lower leagues. The facts are, the club chose a different path and we are where we are with a bloated squad of high earners and a useless management team, hey ho fk all we can do about that now, it would seem. The club chose to behave like we're still a top league side, in fact a top 2 of top league side and pissed away 'the inheritance' so to speak, so the fkg least we should expect is the performances and entertainment value to reflect this. So it is not acceptable to be struggling to see off part-timers, wearing them down with superior fitness levels and that failing, iffy penalties. It won't happen but if Raith aren't gubbed in the Ramsden's final Ally and his wise-cracking pals should be binned for serious ineptitude. As for any possibility of failing to gain successive promotions fk off!

Has Keeper Dee done something to offend people? Or is he just one of the people who others think it's acceptable to rip into for no apparent reason? Thanks again for ruining the thread by the way.

The closing song is absolutely tremendous, and probably the best closing song of any series finale.

She forgot to take the corn off the cob.

police are looking into it ahahahahahahaha

There isn't one I wouldn't shag, but the one with the wee hat looks like her face was designed by a committee.

It's a bit of a fucking coincidence that I told you what thread I posted in earlier then posted in it again not so long ago.

You have something wrong with you ya crackpot I am that poster. In about 5 minutes I will post on one of the threads.

On the money, chap. Sadly, most Ps&Ds, and especially the resident ghirls regard such thoughts as crassly hubristic. They have no comprehension of the notion of judging oneself by one's own standards.

Worse. He's a junior fan.

People I know who work at Holyrood and Westminster both in non-party governmental and party roles.

chin chin chin, who's got the ching?

we wont be playing them either because the way things are going its relegation.