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And so the Summer of DECE gave forth to the Winter of DECEcontent.

While rangers has stopped evolving because its dead? GIRFUY

"See the Queen? She brings in 20 mullion. See if she nevur brought that tourism money in? This country'd be fúcked, mate." 20 million? That's not even enough to run a Third Division Scottish football club for a year!

Tremeloes - Silence Is Golden

Why the f**k not? Its a bit rich to be calling something unfair when all we hear is: "We're the same club, but none of that debt is our responsibility, we're debt freeeeeeeee" "we've got 140 years of history but nothing that happened before now is our responsibility" "If the club has all these trophies what about all the cheating, lies and deceit? Oh that was the company" Standard curranty fayre really. You want to have your cake and eat it, you want to have everybody else's cake and eat it and you want exclusive rights to all future cake distribution and have nominated your manager to do all the eating. This is precisely why you, your old club, your new club and your fans are correctly despised. A plague on both your big hooses (houses)

Hope thats after the payment gets taken ;-)

Spivs Loyal - Mon the spivs WATP

Time to retire the keyboard for today I think. Until tomorrow everyone have a wonderful Thursday evening. Except Dave J.

Do they still have that big wooden evolving door at ibrokes? What evolved first the Chicken or the Egg?

Randy Newman - you got a friend in me

Club rep: "for security can you please confirm Raith Rovers all time top goalscorer?" *phone goes dead*

I can't I'm from Paisley and we're deprived of sunlight.

celtic

Golden Earring - Radar Love

Going to the Barrowlands gig. If it's even half as good as their gig the other month then it will be tremendous

A couple of people on my facebook have shared this link and hitting out with the usual racist shite: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020382/You-entering-Sharia-law-Britain-As-Islamic-extremists-declare-Sharia-law-zone-London-suburb-worrying-social-moral-implications.html My retaliatory status has produced a fair amount of slobbering seethe. Proud.

New Volvo advert, pretty damn cool. Never much liked JCVD before. http://distractify.com/people/amazing/the-epic-split-featuring-van-damme/

"I watched from afar as the Rangers support came to the club's aid during the times of turmoil ... " He must have been hallucinating. All the support did was whinge.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WATP type post IMO. The reality is that the modern Celtic has about as much to do with Social Justice, as Rangers does with Dignity. Both ideas amount to cheap sloganeering, but have little basis in fact.

Should have asked their mates Spain if they would let them use a stadium.

Nothing puts a smile on my face like waking up to 8 inches.

The H word? Not that fussed myself, water off a ducks back and all that. Hell i'm not even fussed about being called "Bendy", it'sonly words. I know a few Irish lads who use the phrase to describe 'Irishmen' whose only link to Ireland is a pint of black stuff, so no i don't think it's sectarian and we can discuss things without using silly insults my clever Ayr supporting friend. Why you couldn't have posted this before .......

Firstly I would like to thank everyone for their words of support and advice. I was slightly worried about posting but after reading the thread and seeing everyone else's stories I think it was a good thing I did. Last night I actually managed to sleep and felt a weight off my shoulders so to everyone who replied to my post I Thank You... After my appointment today it seems the best solution to my problems is counselling. I have been before but only ever for short period of times of 3-5 sessions and I have agreed to keep going now for a sustained period of a minimum of a couple months. I think realising and admitting I have an illness has helped, it has been hard to take but i'm as ready as I ever will be to confront it and move on. First things first I am going to look for a job outside of my own work. Working for myself and not always having regular work has been an issue for me recently so I am going to look for something even if its just temporary to get regular work. Another thing I have chose to do is to stop drinking. I'm not a heavy drinker by any means however I class myself as a binge drinker. I struggle to stop once I start and recently I have noticed myself have a couple vodka's and wake up and the whole bottle is gone. It is a choice I am making as I don't want anything to stop my progress. I need to look forward and fight my way through this. I feel positive about this and it's the correct way of moving forward again with my life. I dwelled on the past but what happened, happened. I can't change it and I can't do anything about it. I need to think about the future and to make it as good as possible.

Yer right Dhenny I heard some Velcro strips being pulled .

Most folk on here (this thrread) said they couldn't give a shit about it. I certainly didn't. I personally thought the issue was the media hyping shit up and whipping up a frenzy. Re debts; I got myself fucked up with them too. You really shouldn't worry about it. By the sounds of things you don't have any funds coming in anyway so they can't do anything in that regard. Also baliffs don't exist in Scotland so they won't be coming round to your door; if anyone ever does, they have zero legal rights and you can just tell them to f**k off. But none ever will due to them having no legal powers in Scotland and the cost isn't worth it for them. I imagine they'll be threatening to put a default against you; if they are threatening this, chances are it's already happened. They'll phone and email and even text you a lot I'd imagine, and it can be quite disconcerting and worrying, but you have to realise that they can't do anything to you. The way forward is to speak to a local citizens advice and rights branch. My debt was something like £7500, and I got a debt arrangement scheme to sort it out. I'll be paying £60 a month for about 7 years (I know the maths doesn't add up here, but the companies accepted it) and it's was such a relief when I got it sorted. I don't get any calls, letters, emails or texts any longer. In fact I don't even deal with the companies at all; it's all done through the firm that are dealing with my DAS. I was really worrying about this as well, but when I got it sorted it really helped. I'm on some sort of credit blacklist for 7 years, but that doesn't bother me as I can't envision me needing credit any time soon. I never needed it in the first place but it was easy to get and helped me with an addicition problem. The other options you have are to call each company you owe money to and come to some sort of arrangement with them individually, or bankruptucy (costs £200 in Scotland which I always found ludicrous; if you want to bankrupt, you're surely fucking skint, so how can you afford £200?!). So today, if you can, do two things; 1. Change your bank account. Don't give any of the companies you owe money to the details of the new account. Move all your funds (if you have any) to the new account. 2. Make an appointment with your local citizens advice and rights organisation.

His coupon

BELTER

Lassie on my fb posting that aid Cameron is giving to Philippines should stay here! the number of likes and quotes of the "well said hen" type is saddening. aid for a disaster where people are dying, people there so much worse off than anyone over here but distance seems to matter here for some reason! can't even delete her or i'd fall out with a family member over it :-(

Cùnts FC. Nae bother...

b*****ds.

It was only posted at 11pm and its nearly an hour and a half long! Give us a chance to actually watch it!

And there you have it. How to anger a group of Rangers obsessive fuckwits in one swooping post. I'll leave you lot to your fantastic daily debate of "oh but Rangers are dead because...." then the addition of several laughing faces once again. Infact maybe I wont.