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Its not sectarian no matter how many times you say it is. What religion is that word aimed at exactly ? The ibrox religion ? I'm confused.

Spivco fans hate hearing the truth.

"It gives me great pleasure to be here today..." "Naw it doesnae" "...with great admiration I've watched the community of Craiglang grow and flourish..." "Naw ye huvnae" "...my father grew up here in Craiglang and he always had the greatest respect for his home..." "Naw he didnae" "I only wish that he could be here today to see this..." "Naw ye don't" "I'm sure he would join me in congratulating Craiglang today as we open this wonderful facility, for this building is a magnificent addition to a caring, thriving, forward-thinking community..." "Naw it isnae"

Its like going back to Victorian times........pointing and laughing at the lunatics, you know its wrong but you just can't help yourself, I feel a bit ashamed, and then I think, on the other hand, these fucking wankers deserve it.* *dick-heads like VT and that swampy twat, not Victorian people with a mental illness.

Reece Donaldson played the full 100 odd minutes the ref decided on today. He certainly looked the part today & hopefully will settle in fine. He deservedly picked up the sponsors man of the match award for his display.

I genuinely hope you believe that. FFS

I wonder how these perma-ragers would react if they took their kids to a zoo to see real elephants? "THOSE ELEPHANTS AREN'T WEARING TROUSERS, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, FUCKIN MILEY CYRUS"

BELTER

Sauchie Juniors 1-3 Newtongrange Star McBookie.Com East Superleague 16th November 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ilObrHtVfk

OK bro, take your own advice.

Utter drivel

Naughty

Wow. Jokes about child abuse made by a representative of such a dignified institution. Who would've thought?

Good to hear. I feel Donaldson is good enough to sub for the whole back line. Has impressed me and others a lot fo the time he has played. He's still a bit rough round the edges but certainly has a future in the game. I felt the signing of McCann was a bit unnecessary with Donaldson already here. Hope he does well.

More lies from an orc again ffs !, now you've posted pathetic pish implicating me in starting a wee PM gang now , and how have I been outed ?, surely the orcs know how to send a PM on P&B ?, and how is this accusing them of doing the same ?, or now am I now to believe the orcs don't send any PM's at all and are completely innocent from ever sending a PM to another orc ?. What's pathetic is that Benny posted crap about a PM gang in the first place and it has made the chump look like ?, well a daft fucking orc who will use anything to score points as he sees it. It's all about getting one over the P&D's with that donkey.

The Tay Bridge.

You forgot "terrorist sympathiser".

SFA statement: "No action will be taken against Peter Lawwell. In fact, it was pretty funny and he's sort of handsome. Regards, P Lawwell"

Jackson Browne - The Pretender

DO NOT get your thing out on the train. It will not end well.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2013/nov/15/cricket-night-time-tv-ashes

Johnny Kidd & the Pirates - Shakin' All Over

Aye it was a stoater of a night, got my photo taken with Win as well. Out of the new tracks i'd say Reflektor, Normal Person and Afterlife were the pick of the bunch but it was Sprawl II and Wake Up that were my highlights. Also, i've got to say that the dress code worked brilliantly and not just because there was plenty of tidy birds in the audience I'd say 95% of the crowd made some sort of effort and it certainly added to the atmosphere.

Bob Dylan - Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands

Aye, take it all the way fuds

Meanwhile, who would thought that Cyndi Lauper could write such a fitting song for our Sevco friends. You don't know where you belong You should be more careful As you follow blindly along You just need to belong somehow Relying on rhetoric Not well versed on topics Any idea what you're talking about? Revisions of history Fair well in some company But don't shove that bullshit down my throat You don't know where you belong You should be more careful As you follow blindly along To find something to swear to Till you don't know what's right from wrong You just need to belong somehow Left suppresses right Right suppresses left So what's the left, and what's right ? You're told what to wear You're told what to like I'd be nice if you'd think for yourself sometime But you don't Now you don't know where you belong You should be more careful As you follow blindly along To find something to swear to Till you don't know what's right from wrong You just need to belong somehow You just need to belong somehow Mix sheer hypocrisy with mediocrity You'll play it safe every time So life turns up empty And you're so dissatisfied Who are you blaming blaming this time this time? Don't you know? Now you don't know where you belong You should be more careful As you follow blindly along To find something to swear to Till you don't know what's right from wrong You just need to belong somehow You just need to belong somehow

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Natalie Imbruglia - Big Mistake

1 - I'm watching Children in Need instead of the Scotland game, by my own choice. 2 - My current reputation on P&B is 666. Do these facts make me a BEAST?

Celtic legends, the two of them.

Read the replys https://twitter.com/RiccardoEspaa7/status/399300425457090560

No matter how many times I've seen it, on it must measure in the dozens by now, the Flasheart episode of Blackadder Goes Forth never ceases to absolutely end me.

Oh no what are we going to do? A spelling mistake. Oh my lord! Sack the board! Holt out!

The Jam - Start

Roary Rover is a racist.

I remember a game at Ochilview a few years ago when I was sitting just in front of the wee boxed-off bit in the stand. There was a bunch of lads in it dressed as gorillas, obviously on a stag do or something. There was a minutes silence before the game for an ex-Stenny player who had died, and I just about managed to stifle my giggles at the sight of a row of blokes in gorilla costumes standing with their heads bowed. Or at least I did until the silence was interrupted by one of their phones ringing out with the Thonas the Tank Engine theme tune.

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HO !! Ya shower of f'kn arseholes !!!! Take yer Old Firm pish to the relevant brain-dead forum for your pile of bile ya f'kin cocks !

It is perfectly possible to dislike Rangers more than Celtic for whatever reason, and yet not be a Celtic supporter by any stretch. Just about every regular non-OF supporter who posts on here gets labelled a Celtic fan or has a superfluous 'h' inserted somewhere into their name. It's childish and daft. Regards, BhinoBalls.

Fucking hell, are you seriously trying to claim No Surrender is not a sectarian rallying cry and is acceptable language for a prospective director of a club with loyalist paramilitary links and historical problems of sectarianism? You can't be that stupid so why pretend otherwise?

I've outed myself as a Reynard alias.

Did you deliver a chippy to a woman on mumsnet?

"Join us at the GFT, run by a pr*ck who's spotty and specky."

A few of you might have come across it already, but we have an homage to David McGurn at Tell Him He's Pelé. The Witch.

Welcome to the UK, where all footballers get paid millions for nothing, and toddlers get slashed by death-trap tea sets. Like if you want a change, ignore if you want paedos to move into the houses left vacant by our lads in Iraqistan.

"Mibbe if ye huv a jobbie, Martin, yer maw cin wipe yer arse fir ye, Martin."

Not after a greenie but I'm stuck in the house bored during a double free period, so I obliged!

The best song is clearly Pure Shoars.

Jordan Rode