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About 500 of your lot have spouted the same bullshit on here. You cannot "return to the very top", because your tribute act hasn't yet made it to the very top in order to return. Well, to be fair you did make it to the top of the Third Division, and you're nuking your way to the top of the Second, both at eye-watering cost. It's not a "frustrating" or "bewildering path" you're on - it's the comedy gold path, which gives the P&Ds no end of mirth as you stumble through leagues you should be winning with a tenth of the budget you have blown to beat Ordinary Joes in part-time leagues along the way. My opinion is that you won't make it to the very top for a long, long time yet. Much financial pain coming Rangers' way soon, and no real saviours out there - only sharks and crooks. Do keep up.

Welcome to the UK, where all footballers get paid millions for nothing, and toddlers get slashed by death-trap tea sets. Like if you want a change, ignore if you want paedos to move into the houses left vacant by our lads in Iraqistan.

A bit like you adding the letter "H" to anything remotely Catholic or Celtic-minded so carry on with your double standards. Degrading a whole grouping of people...... I refer you to the last sentence I just typed. Pot = kettle = black = Bendarroch. Please carry on with your one-(small-minded)-man crusade. You obviously have a burning desire to maintain anything longer than a soundbite. Good luck. Your life must be pretty miserable if all you can do is hang on to the ramblings of a.... what was it again?..oh aye, I remember... scummy hate-filled bigot. You're nothing but shit on my shoe. A nobody.

Martin Ritchie after the draw was made:

There are known knowns; there are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns; that is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know. Donald Rumsfeld 2002. Lots of known knowns. Craig Whyte is a con merchant. The Rangers 'legends' were a bunch of self centered money grabbing hired mouthpieces. The Majority of those who have been on the Rangers board over the last 20 years should be strung up. (and many more) Known Unknowns. Has Ally taken the pay cut yet? Could Dave King be a fit and proper person according to the SFA? Who are the people behind Blue Pitch and Maguerita Holdings? Why is the board stalling the AGM as long as possible? (and many more) Unknown unknowns But the unknown unknowns is the fun one. What have these dodgy geezers really done? Thoughts please? And no suggestion will be laughed at no matter how outrageous. Chances it we will find it to be true. If past history has anything to go by.

So I'm going to run the BUPA Winter 5k in January. Aim to raise £100 for Scottish Association for Mental Health seeing as I'm a nutter!

Sorry to bring your thread back a few pages but I just love watching the crowd erupt when that winner goes in. The sheer joy of so many people, bodies flying around everywhere, players going mental and dejected opposition lying on the ground. Football is great.

I should have expected that *insert some over spending, diddy league, cup game comment here*

Indeed it will. I know everyone in the group will be thinking this but I fancy my chances.

Blur - Parklife

Van Morrison - TB Sheets

I quite like it. I'm in the minority of my friends in that though

Olivia Newton-John - If Not For You

Surely with two grown up kids you're wife is more likley to be over 36 !?

Rolling Stones - Have You Seen Your Mother Baby

Ewan MacColl - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

Kraftwerk - The Telephone Call

He liquidated them.

Maria Muldaur - Midnight At The Oasis

A few of you might have come across it already, but we have an homage to David McGurn at Tell Him He's Pelé. The Witch.

My ex was obsessed with these bitstrip things. I adjusted my settings to hide posts from her because she was genuinely spamming my newsfeed. When she found out I did this she went off her nut and we ended a few days later. Bitstrips: so annoying they end relationships.

Joe Brown - I'll See You In My Dreams

Oh, Tedi. Moment of weakness then deleting your post, that's just a wee bit tragic mate.

According to the resident bears I'm a QC , CA , PHD , BA , Dr , CEO , Polterfud Medium , Recognised Authority on all things Rangers , Detective , Spy , Recording Engineer , Litigator & many others . I apparently hold more titles & honours than their beloved club .

Jimmy Saville does Beetlejuice!

Back row is basically Bill Leckie, Stuart Cosgrove, Tam Cowan and the muscular Jim Spence on a night out

Mark Knopfler & James Taylor - Sailing to Philadelphia

Seems that he's proof of just how scummy Celtic can be.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SCOTT FOX can’t wait to play in the SPL after coming so close to stardom during his time at Celtic. The Partick Thistle keeper is within touching distance of the top flight again three years after leaving Parkhead. Fox, who was back-up to Artur Boruc on Champions League nights, never played a first-team game with Celtic and his time at the club ended on a sour note. When he knocked back a new deal, Celtic asked for £100,000 compensation from other clubs who wanted to sign him as Fox was still under 23. After spending six months without a club, the keeper was eventually forced to sign on at Queen of the South as an amateur...".

tap the line, select all, copy. It's bloody slow mind you

Preparing to leave work five minutes before finishing time, and something comes up which takes 15 minutes to sort.

In fairness it does now have Wi-fi

"Mibbe if ye huv a jobbie, Martin, yer maw cin wipe yer arse fir ye, Martin."

Always been there. I've reported my own posts numerous times.

Mate posted this on some lassie's status

Do you petal? That sounds horrendous.

Lest we forget ...

There's a Facebook page sprung up for "Build A Primark In Falkirk". Just what we need, a place for schemey nedettes in their onesies doing their shopping. As if Falkirk town centre isn't bad enough!

I'll take this as an example. Kirkcaldy isn't great for things to do, no. But there's a second-tier football club, a British National League ice-hockey club, a professional rugby club, two golf courses, a swimming pool/leisure centre, multiple gyms, two astroturf pitches, a couple of indoor pitches, numerous public parks, retail park, a poor but not terrible town centre, dozens of pubs and clubs, dozens of restaurants, direct transport links within forty minutes to Edinburgh, Dundee, Perth, St Andrews. Would the place be transformed if it had a bowling alley, a cinema and a Nandos? No. It's virtually the same as any other town. I'm no expert on the amenities of, let's say Ayr as it's a similar size, but I'd bet it'll be much the same. As I said earlier, the worst places to stay are 'schemes' within or on the outskirts of cities, or in a shitey village with nothing to do and nowhere to go. Overall most towns are much of a muchness, we just tend to overstate how bad places are if we live there/near it, or if we have bad experiences there.

David McCracken Melman

Aaaaaaaaaaah, have you been missing me petal? An insult from you is like being savaged by a blancmange as your patter is stolen from Family Guy, meaning you have none of your own whatsoever, and your posts revolve around an obsession with my country which you keep deeming to have "failed" despite the fact that this is only your opinion. Please feel free to boast about all the oil you have and the number of Scots achievers you know of to back up your non-existent argument. I'll chuckle to myself as I think of you boasting about a country where 21% of people surveyed think a jammy piece constitutes one of their "five a day". A fluffer? As they say in Belfast, "Ask yer ma"? Cue a response of clichéd sh1te like "Thanks for playing", "Swing and a miss" or "Mewling apology" from the set repertoire of the Greenock Goliath and most influential poster ever. As for statistically significant, Chinese is the second most spoken language in Norn Iron, ahead of Irish. They make up a large part of the population and, unlike you, have a positive side.

The Bridge. It's about the people who kill themselves by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge every year. They actually filmed 23 people killing themselves but it's far from gore. They interviewed friends and family of the jumpers and it's really well done. It's really harrowing to watch, but a great insight into depression. You can watch it here

You're in the A Team too, you are the man HBQC

At least we know now why the Huawei Ibrox Wi-Fi cost is so high! Signal all the way down to some no-mark B&B in Kilmarnock, in order that Bennett & Vicky (the 10year old male) Viking can get a separate IP address!

Needs a Rangers shirt imo.

What do you mean by this?