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We service our debt. We pay our taxes and creditors. We took stock of overspending years ago (to keep up with the cheating oldco) hence why we have been shockingly bad for so long But as a club our heads are held high. Your shameful Newco is an arrogant, immoral, disgusting entity just like your scum support. Enjoy your big fancy state of the art electronic scoreboard while we watch the Newco die Enjoy your half a million pound team bus (whats left of it) Enjoy worshipping the greedy, fat, scaremongering joke of a manager Enjoy the Charity money your despicable new club have kept for themselves Enjoy reading articles from an ex-media hack who agrees with us all your club died on your OFFICIAL site Whilst the rest of us wait for the inevitable day when you have no football club at all to attach your draconian, outdated, bigoted views to. Hopefully then you will all go back to the caves where you were born and rid Scotland of it's shame.

Who cares about them? I don't! We have more than enough of our own problems without bothering about other clubs financial woes. I want to know why we have a manager earning nearly £1 million pa for a club in the 3rd tier of Scottish football. I want to know why Ian Durrant still has a job..Is McCoist so inept we need 2 Asst Managers? £1 million to install WiFi...You have to be fucking kidding me on. I have tried my best to stay away from this thread as i am depressed enough without having to read the gloating from the Ps & Ds but i just cannot believe that you are fine with any of this. I couldn't let it go without commenting on it. McCoist was my hero as a boy ...along with Cooper...but he has to take a MASSIVE pay cut or go. It is that simple! He has to get rid of McDowell or Durrant. For me it has to be Durrant Again ... £1 million for fucking WiFi!!!!!!

Having snoozed my way through most of the Barca Celtic game I am sure half way through I caught an interview with Alistair McCoist. That fat guy off the tele, Rangers legend and trainee football manager. Alistair was fair affronted with the figures coming out of The Rangers. What is showing up is that a number of people have been fleecing the club big time. Basically wheeling barrowloads of tenners out the back door at Ibrox as the fans threw their money in the front for shares, season tickets and merchandise. Alistair said "the fans have been ripped off, they deserve better, and this wouldn't have happened in Bill Struth's time." Alistair also asked "who are these people"? "We want names" "I suspect they aren't even football people". Alistair was told the two worst culprits were a Mr Green and Mr McCoist. Alistair was apoplectic (his face went all red) and demanded these two guilty men be held accountable. "They must pay back what they have stolen from the loyal Rangers fans". Anyone know who these people are? Anyone got a phone number? If they are in hiding, where are they hiding? Alistair must be told.

I appear to be having a molar tooth coming through and it's bloody sore. ^^^ TEETHING

Leigh Griffiths A thumb with a face on it.

For every £5 they raise they'll spend £10

Fine mate. Starting training again tomorrow night. So hopefully that get's my confidence back up and cracking username btw No really mate but thanks for asking mate . Starting tomorrow is a new start for me. Gonna finally get myself sorted

In addition, I scooped this today after hittin double 0!!

Time well spent though ! Sums up the situation perfectly. BTW You don't have to be green to lap up the demise of a corrupt institution. What goes round comes around !! Lest we forget 1964 !!

OK.............but what do you think of the logos?

"Mr McCoist !! Mr McCoist!! Is it really true you actually signed an employment contract with absolutely NO IDEA of its' worth to you personally" ?

he's bullying himself.

David McCracken Melman

Phew. Glad everything's sorted then.

Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On)

Dorin Goian A handsome Sevconian

Booker T and the MGs - Green Onions

I think he approaches the teamsheet the same way - doesn't look at it, just signs it

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama

After a quick read through the The Rangers accounts I have just about stopped laughing my sides off by the rhetoric used in the accounts to hide the shite they do not want you to know . First though ,£33.668.000 million to win the now defunct SFL 3rd division for the clubs running costs alone without the none recurring one off payments . £40 million raised in capital last season and the club spunked nearly £34 million without the one off payments added to the £34 million ,that's £6 or £7 million left from the total revenue generated last season and we haven't even factored in the millions that the club paid in footballing debts,transfer fees,signing on fees,asset acquisitions and lawyers fees etc etc etc . And the club and it's holding company expect us to believe the club ran up a profit overall in their released accounts by using the negative goodwill like it's expendable cash ,I'll be honest here,it's fucking worse than I had ever imagined because they have completely spunked off all the money they made last season including the IPO money . I laughed out loud when I read in the accounts that they claim the players wages had gone down but they had compared it to the dead clubs players wage budget ,£7.8 million in players wages last season when Chucky said it'd be £5 million meaning it rose by over 50% over the season and Fat Sally has been given a £10 million wage budget this season which I fully expect to rise to £12 million or more after bonuses. Let's face it people !,The Clone Rangers are truly fucked and up the arse at that without lube or a kiss first first .

Greek dreamboat Georgios Samaras Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Giorgio Moroder - Theme From Midnight Express

Supertramp - The Logical Song

Buff Club, Subby or Kushion. The latter if you're a dick.

Led Zeppelin - The Lemon Song

Suggs - Oranges and Lemons Again

Given that the battle cry is the need to strengthen and buy more players on an already bloated squad for the level, surely they have realised that ally Obama Cameron merkle mccoist is a haddie

Orange Juice - Rip It Up

Belter !!! Lovin the guy with the five star tatt' Is it oor Tedi ?! Worth more than one Charles tbh.

I was ripping the pish out of Sevconian arithmetic. 0 x any number you like equals 0. I'm not one of them as I don't need to take off my shoes and socks to count past 10.

and............ Are we no gonnae sign wee Nacho yet ?!!

Yes of course Mather will be getting his wagons circled to ensure a good vote for the status quo. So that will be the Easdales, (Green,) and the various shadowy bodies who hold shares. That will account for more than 50% and maybe up to 74%. If the fans groups stay together with McColl, Murray etc I believe they have just over 25%. If they can keep solid and united they might lose the vote at the AGM but they can go legal immediately to protect their 25%, and basically put the current board into a state of limbo. Just make sure you don't blink first. Many before have fought such battles through the courts when they had just over 25% to eventually win control. I would be very surprised if McColl didn't have some hard hitting accusations to make before and at the AGM.

But they'd just take everything but the debt to League two and play there - it's hardly rocket surgery

Or Ayr United's Michael Donald

Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper

Tedi! You just had to come back!

^ I'm absolutely pishing myself here. Genuinely in tears of laughter.

THE SEVCO ACCOUNTS FAT WALLET SALLY

Three quarters of a million pounds for Ally McCoist, whose managrial ineptitude started the avalanche. And who's still sucking at the teat.

7.8 million for a team to win the fourth division of Scottish Football. Oh, and challenge for the Third.

Jimi Hendrix - Are You Experienced?

Shut up.

Anyone else got into them since this thread was started? I pre-ordered their album the other day and I'm really looking forward to it. Lauren Mayberry is still most definitely the one.