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  1. Over the past few days, oil rig workers appear to have been promoted to the same level on the griefometer as 'Our Boys'. Full time mummies across the land are now experts on the safety record of Super Puma helicopters.
    7 points
  2. They seem to have become the founts of all knowledge, on subjects ranging from the Peruvian Legal System to hi-tech flying machinery. Quite impressive to achieve this level of expertise with little more than a basic grasp of grammar, a shit fake tan and a clunge like a welly-top.
    5 points
  3. You constantly post about how much of an arsehole your girlfriend is. Take a fucking look at yourself.
    3 points
  4. I can only see this happening if Geno gets 1 snap and throws it backwards
    2 points
  5. Thanks for highlighting your own post - I thought rangers played on Friday?
    2 points
  6. Anyone who opposes bacon, or indeed other pig based meats, should be roundly ignored, indeed even ridiculed.
    2 points
  7. Programmes getting turned into 'Celebrity' versions. Without fail when a decent game show/programme starts, instantly they are trying to get a 'celebrity' version. Although the programme doesn't even have to be decent now eg. Big Brother. I wouldn't mind if these people were celebrities but they are f*ck*ng nobodies. The only reason they have 'Celebrity' status is because they appear on these kind of f*ck*ng programmes!! There are actually very few 'Celebs' I like. The majority are attention seeking a£seholes, who need the world to know they are still about so they do their best to get air time. The list is endless of people I can't stand, Kerry Katona and Jordan (Yes Jordan, not f*ck*ng Katie Price. You made your name by getting your tits out as Jordan pal, so don't act as if you are famous for writing books or being a great businesswoman. If it wasn't for your tits you'd just be stripping in a seedy club) spring to mind as the 2 most annoying. Although in fairness the latter is mainly spread (pardon the pun) all over magazines as opposed to T.V. thankfully. And Breathe Pr*cks.
    2 points
  8. I just found out that Google+ automatically syncs with your gmail, so for 6 months i've been sending job applications complete with a picture of me fag in mouth, whiskey in hand, swearing at the camera. Fucking great
    2 points
  9. There are no words that can do justice to how amazing this is...
    2 points
  10. A good board should make the fans feel involved in the running of the club. Clued up fans will always know about the constraints on the club. Sadly for most of the SPL clubs over the years I just get the impression that the boards do whatever the fúck they want, and are just as clueless as running the clubs as your average punter would be. Like we saw at Rangers, Hearts, Kilmarnock and your club.
    1 point
  11. Mhak Lemonade Chocolate, was stole off an episode of Seinfield.
    1 point
  12. I take it that the Brasillion didn't go well?
    1 point
  13. Rod Stewart - Dirty Old Town
    1 point
  14. Someone who I'm FB friends with (an occasional poster on here) has just 'liked' a picture of a baby who has either been born with deformed arms or has had them amputated. I'll just C&P the Facebook Rant I just had: I'm not really a fan of ranting on Facebook, but... see folk who 'like' and 'share' pictures of kids with disabilities, sick animals and stuff like that... why? I don't want to see particularly upsetting pictures plastered all over my feed. I come on here for a bit of a laugh and to keep in touch with folk, not to be reminded about various horrible things that happen throughout the world. And see this "one like = one pray" pish? Why not get off your arse and do something productive for charity or something like that, rather than just 'liking' a picture on a daft website and convincing yourself that you're helping?
    1 point
  15. Ewan MacColl - Dirty Old Town
    1 point
  16. Great response. Any actual points of argument in defence of the odious creep? No, thought not. Given that you are the target market for his mindless dog whistles, they seem to be working on your underdeveloped mind.
    1 point
  17. B & Q and those places do it, but I've found the best place is Home Bargains. Failing that most petrol station forecourts do it.
    1 point
  18. Spotted another Scottish reference
    1 point
  19. When mine was a toddler we got advice from family as to what was safest, but in the end we made our own mind up and sure enough he was never injured. Complained a lot that the parcel shelf wasn't comfortable though.
    1 point
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  21. No he's not. Only the bigots don't like what Ally has to say.
    1 point
  22. McCoist = Chunt of the highest order. Someone needs to take that dog whistle off him.
    1 point
  23. Never understand why any discussion on this mob of absolute roasters automatically turns into a debate on whether Tha Muslims are an antlike hive-mind collective bent on overthrowing Britain and renaming it Jihadistan, or whatever. An argument that presumes that a billion people agree with Abu Qatada, despite all evidence to the contrary, should be treated with the same respect as David Icke's lizardman theories, or public masturbation. The relevant question about the EDL is, are these guys a bunch of belligerent, ignorant, credulous bawbags exploiting the doziness of their members to push a spectacularly retarded version of xenophobic English nationalism? And the answer is "Yes". Anyone who pretends otherwise is, at very least, insulting your intelligence.
    1 point
  24. Rory Gallagher - Race The Breeze
    1 point
  25. Probably have to keep your character hydrated, earn money to buy porn, and build factories to produce more socks. This game could be a winner with a little thought.
    1 point
  26. For the attention of Tedi. Private and confidential. http://voices.yahoo.com/overcoming-internet-forum-addiction-signs-countermeasures-1853044.html Problems demonstrating P&B addiction. Spending hours in front of a computer screen reading through forums. Afraid so Tedi. A major problem for you. Overreacting to anyone who disagrees with his or her given opinion. Yes Tedi. A very serious problem for you. Loss of proper spelling and grammar skills when typing. Not so bad, but degenerates when you get excited or angry. Especially when anyone claims Walter or Ally are less than blue nose legends and in it for the money. Innate ability to recall virtually every Internet meme and viral video. Another big one you suffer from Tedi. Pretending otherwise by "show me the evidence" we know is just a smokescreen and attempt at denial. You are obviously experiencing withdrawal symptoms, finding it difficult to give up. Unfortunately anyone associated with Rangers has similar addictions but in different forms so no point in asking them for help. It's cold turkey time Tedi. http://getcoldturkey.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjFzUVCQ1vM
    1 point
  27. My take on things after yesterday is that Durnan must play, he offers us a far better physical presence both while we defend and when we attack at set pieces. As for the midfield, to start with yesterday our central three were not at the races. When young was introduced and we went to 4-4-2 we looked so much better. My preferred central pairing would be the same as last season with Young and McKenna. Kevin, as and when his clearance comes through would be a straight swap for either Young or McKenna. The wide players, well it's 2 from three between Danny, Paton and Burns. With the strikers again I think it's any 2 from 3. I think so far the manager has been a little unfair on Russell as he's never been played through the middle which is where he's made his name. With Reilly, we saw yesterday he brings the energy and speed that allows us to press further up the park. Lyle has lots of experience to offer but yesterday he was so isolated and more often than not when the ball went up to him it just came straight back. There's no doubt we have goals in the team I think the manager just needs to get us solid and settled at the back to give us a platform to push on from. In this league we’ve already seen that mistakes will be punished and it’s difficult to chase a game when you go behind. Hopefully McIntyre will have learned a lot yesterday and we will see the benefits starting on Tuesday.
    1 point
  28. Big problems for Morton if their team is full of shitebags.
    1 point
  29. HB You may add Medium to your skill-set. You managed to make contact and communicate with The thread Polterfud. The spectre of the one who called himself 'Tedi' and was known also as 'Little Grasp'. It is you who will surely save him, from the hideous fate of endlessly monitoring this thread, dispensing little dots without being able to actively participate in our debates. Seriously HB Good un.
    1 point
  30. Well, we've no room to talk, but still I think it's important to check in here when Morton get gubbed by part-timers.
    1 point
  31. That's a Jihad. If anyone remembers the speech Jasper gives in the Simpson's at the teaching school, then replace 'paddlin' with 'Jihad' and you'll be close to the basic tenets of Islam. Probably.
    1 point
  32. It was seen as commonplace for humans to sleep upside down like bats until the invention of the bed in 1894.
    1 point
  33. Week 2 is pretty epic as Channel 4 will be showing 49ers @ Seahawks Good times they are ah comin'
    1 point
  34. There are more speakers of Scots Gaelic in the Caribbean islands than in Scotland. In St Lucia alone, an estimated 23% of the population are fluent in Gaelic. English remains the country's only official language however. Almost half of Dundee Utd's merchandise sales are made in South Korea with several supporters clubs being present in the southern regions of Jeonnam and Gyeongnam. This is thought to be the result of a schools 'pen-pal' partnership between those in the former Tayside Council and specific Korean schools which ran in the early 1980's.
    1 point
  35. Haggerty and Philip are coining it in, anti Irish racism has it's uses you know.
    1 point
  36. That page is everything that's wrong with Facebook in a nutshell. A fucking boot of a middle-aged woman posting in text speak with an occupation of "Full Time Mommy". Piss off you fucking hacket dole rat.
    1 point
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  38. Richard Dawkins is left-wing. Christopher Hitchens was left-wing. I think I'd prefer their views on matters such as this than a wood-chopping nutter from Paisley tbh.
    1 point
  39. lol wut Not sure which is funnier: 1) Boasting that you haven't drank for a few weeks (the classic, textbook Page 1 behaviour of a dependent) 2) Being so thick that you believe a lifetime of drinking yourself into a gutter can be balanced by a liver "repairing itself in two weeks". What an utter moron.
    1 point
  40. The bloke was talking shite, I don't think you missed much.
    1 point
  41. Ex Sheffield Wednesday player F'ing A Cuckoo
    1 point
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