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XBL and his dad celebrating 9/11

Anyone who is anti an entire country is a fucking idiot, let's be honest. xbl's family sound like utter morons.

AdLib STRONGLY ADVISING a maniac not to attack a young woman on a train. (Click on the image to enlarge it so it's better) Heroes like this don't come often.

Interesting debate, good to see on here. Why would expulsion or suspension as a punishment NEVER happen? Is it because deidclub were a special case and some rules don't apply to them? If so where is the fairness in that? If they had taken a year off, got a new, well behaved, financially stable club up and running for this season I actually think they could have been let back into the top flight, without much rancor. As it happened we had the ludicrous circus of Charles Green leadership, and a club now owned, and run by gangsters. Brilliant Sure the club is allowed to ask for clarification, but do they need to ask via a club statement, which bearing in mind the tendency for intimidation and violence their support has, I would think is tantamount to incitement to riot and is again bringing the game into disrepute. "we fully understand the rising anger among our fans" Totally irresponsible and more grist to the-foam-at-the-mouth mill, that is sevco. If the SFA had any testicles they would fine them another 50k for that. Why the maximum penalty of a 50k fine? Because I would regard last years disgrace as aggravated administration, and because the panel were allowed discretion as to what the penalty was. They chose the maximum and I can't really see an argument for not imposing the maximum after the way the olddeadclub handled itself. You want parity and fairness but you only want it for yourselves. Rangers died then, TheRangers are a disgrace now, Dignified behaviour? NEVER.

Welcome to The P&B story as told through Microsoft Paint. We aim to collect as many MS Paint works of art as possible that tell the story of all the different meltdowns, aliases and tear-stained resignations that P&B has to offer. Post whatever you see fit - your interpretation of different posters, an impression of club dece in marbs etc. etc... whatever you want. Struggling to think of anything? Here's a couple of examples to get the ball rolling. One from LiamDFC (An impression of well known poster StandFree03) And one from me (An impression of Granny Danger after posting a picture of MattyDFC) Enigma came up with the idea for this thread but it's something that's been floating around P&B for a while. He wanted me to quote his post just to be clear on the rules. Also if you're lucky enough to appear on this thread then don't take it as an insult. You're definitely Box Office. Let's begin.

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Survivior 6 Xbl: Everyone else:

This turned out shite but I felt I'd committed to it.

Speak for yourself, I've recently become a Pagan, burned my possessions in a giant Wickerman and started following my neighbour to her place of work on a daily basis in the hope she might get off with me. Blessed be!

Hey No8, I noticed you offered this very fine post of mine one of those reddie things the other day. You chose not to elaborate by posting any arguments against what I'd said. Well within your rights of course, something you do frequently and not a problem. However, I notice also that you berated poor old German Jag along these lines: "Nobody cares you red dot posters but red dotting and adding nothing to the debate is just the act of a coward IMO. Scared to post your opinion but willing to publicly denounce others...pretty tragic." Now it's almost as if what we're seeing here is some sort of naked hypocrisy. Yes, I do have a lot of time on my hands at the moment, and yes, you can respond to this with a predictable reddie.

I know. As if you'd get subservience from people with a 'Born to Reign Over Us' banner.

Reactions to King Kebab's posts on the Random Images thread... ...and the man behind it all:

That looks more like the Normandy landings!

Club Dece on the beach in Marbs #topbants

Thou shall never doubt thy Murray

The Resignations of Ric

I maybe should have left this to someone else.

For those who were asking, this is the Top 50 so far in one post:

I think we should all applaud Chuck's reappearance. It would seem he can't do walking away!

You couldn't tear a hymen.

That's a shame. I bet they think you're just ace.

As (sort of) requested by The Phoenix. Xbl's grandfather (perhaps) embracing his family's American hatred. 10,000 years for the Emperor!!

Gotcha!

Hollies - He Ain't Heavy

No no no. Do NOT ask them hard questions!

god pietersen looks so OLD, where are our lives going, they're slowly ebbing away, ebbing away like tears in the rain

Perfect expression imo, I hope it's fixed. A defender should never smile.

To ensure an epic thread in the First Division forum isn't overlooked...

You play in League 1 and haven't even won a challenge cup, in case you haven't noticed, Sevco are a diddy club / company

U mad?

Hibernia22 and his "bird" at the cinema!! eta.Dont know how to paste larger image, but click on this and its better

What do you get if you cross Prince Phillip and the Queen?

I post when I'm at work - I'm being paid for it. I think you want to avoid the "you're not too bright" after the utter c**t of yourself you have made on this thread. You are without doubt one of the stupidest posters on here, and that's really quite an achievement. Unlike other thickos though, you have no redeeming features.

The Kinks - Dead End Street

Never heard of him, but let me just say "He'll no dae! Murray out!"

Indeed. For "we fully understand the rising anger among our fans", I think we can read: "we fully understand and wish to stoke the rising anger among our fans, because we recognise its value in marketing terms".

Dreadful news about big Colin madam. He was only.62. I remember him from his start at dumbarton. He was big strong and enthusiastic.he played for several other teams and will be sorely missed.

Howlin Wolf - Spoonfull

Or write a big acceptance speech, one of the two

The only thing that'll save posters from the Junior forum is that they largely confine themselves to that part of the forum. Otherwise this thread would be full of them, the Juniors forum is an odd place. I imagine it as a kind of modern day Deliverance.