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This gets more amusing by the minute because now we have two posters who know for a fact (because they've met J_Stewart in the real world) that the #dece patter is specifically employed to wind up morons and they appear to be the two posters who are the most seething. Bizarre.

Put your hands out for Detroit.

If only local councils spent money on football stadia rather than trivial things such as hospitals and schools then we might be in a better position....

Was she walking round in circles?

Oh, come on Gaz- you hate Morton and you hate the Morton fans. Added to that you're an internet troll. Think I've seen goes at Dundee and Livingston from you this week at least. You make the point about the Morton fans moaning their tits off to the relevant people. It doesn't really affect us. The Cowshed is a good place to watch football, so it's very much a case for us of "I'm alright, Jack". I've told you before that I'm a shareholder at Morton and have, a number of times at AGMs brought up my grievances on other issues that do get on my goat i.e. the online merchandising, which as an out of town fan gets right on my tits. It's fallen on deaf ears, and is arguably costing the club as much money as a cramped away end. In an ideal world you would be in a comfortable away end but like every club, we have to weigh up the costs against the benefits. Incidentally, if you get a wee look at this thread- http://www.greenockmorton.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=40914- on the Morton forum, I'm pretty consistent about my views on the stand and of our own fans making the sacrafice when costs overrule the benefits of opening the Cowshed for ourselves. Of course if we were to build the stand at the WDE more away fans would likely come, but how many really? It would be years, if not a generation before it was worthwhile. I mentioned the lack of help from the local council, something Falkirk benefitted from. We're losing money hand over fist, something you have been quick to point out in the past and something has to give. With little need to do the ground up when we've not looked like going up to the top tier apart from a spell last season, how much away fans enjoy Cappielow is much further down our list of priorities than seeing a good team on the park. There's really nothing juvenile about it. Do you really care about me? Really? My priority's Morton, not Queen of the South of Falkirk. There are things about away grounds I hate, such as the main stand and prices at Dundee, the stewarding at Partick Thistle and entrance fee into the bar at Falkirk. However, I know those clubs don't care about me and the other Morton fans so won't change their policies. Therefore, I don't give them any more money than is absolutely necessary. I'm sure BTW is far better than the Falkirk social club anyway. The fans of these clubs aren't going to listen to my concerns, nor are the clubs. I'm not worth enough to them for the sake of spending an extra £6 or so over the course of a season. I don't believe for a second you have any concern about how the Morton fans enjoy their trips to Palmerston, in much the same way that it's of little interest to me if you're uncomfortable for 3 hours a year.

The Scaffold - Lily The Pink

Simon and Garfunkel - The Boxer

Who gives a shit about keys, you're married to and get to pump Louise Redknapp!

Where is it you stay, Adam, and when are you going out?

Good deal, IMO. Shame it's a visual glitch.

How thick can you be ? Now the article says TERMINATED you dopey idiot sauce http://www.scotsman.com/the-scotsman/sport/football/rangers-sack-sandaza-over-hoax-call-1-2876137 So how the fcuk can Rangers terminate a contract twice dopey ? Sandaza has won his appeal and now Rangers have terminated it for real

Guess aye?

That's what I was aiming for. I like your inquisitive approach.

Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier

He'll get the "you're not even the best player in your own family" sledge soon.

Dusty Springfield - Son Of A Preacher Man

I always saw him more like Jackson's character in A Time to Kill. "Master Windu, do you believe the younglings deserved to die?" "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"

I do this when waving people across the road when I'm driving. Usually accompanied by my best Alec Guinness "Move along"

Totally didn't realise that. No longer seething after receiving this information.

Santana ft Rob Thomas - Smooth

Same relaxed, friendly guy. Just a v. v. dece guy all round in fact you could say, who, obvs, has no problem fitting in anywhere I go. Adaptation and improvement are key in the quest to better oneself, stagnation should be looked upon with contempt. #alwaysimproving #neverstandingstill #landshark

Beginning to see a follow on here!

She also asks me to call her it right before she gets me to choke her.

BB King - Mannish Boy

She likes it m8.

Beige posting 101: every time someone acknowledges you, that means they're wound up. #beige My advice to you: get to know some women. It'll help you understand how they feel about stuff. Maybe then you'll treat them more like the mature adults they are, as opposed to oppressed simpletons in need of your protection. The 1950s are over; get with the times and treat women with a bit of respect. #sexistpig Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app

Judging from the guys face behind her I would guess that she ended her night minus her clothes, face down in the dirt, raped to bits and with her throat slit.

A bit distant, but our first glimpse of the West Stand changes. Looks like the dugouts have been changed to new seating aswell as the media seats. All a bit grey in the middle now! (Pic courtesy of Melvin de Leeuw on twitter).

The normal handling of employment disputes would suggest that Sandaza has been compensated. It may not be a significant sum, but I think it is clear that something has been agreed to keep the matter out of Employment Tribunals, which could be embarrassing for one or both parties. It's no big deal really. Standard. Isn't it.

Bronski Beat - Small Town Boy

Ten Years After - Love Like A Man

This is definitely a reason to be cheerful - Robobcop can't be far away!

Saw the original Star Wars film the first day it came out at the cinema. I have never seen any of the other films in the series.

St Johnstone. Got to be the best game I've ever been too (results wise). Amazing.

Free - Alright now

Mott the Hoople - All The Young Dudes

I think terrorists and bigots are scum. I think anyone who happily abuses someone on a point of their nature is scum. I think anyone who condones causing needless harm is scum. Show me where I've said anything different. Your faux-offence at anything critical of a poster with my "team: rangers" under their avatar is frankly pathetic. You regularly use the link between celtic and republican terrorism to abuse fans of celtic - which, according to your mindset, is everyone who doesn't follow rangers. Snide wee digs at followers of other teams like "Dundee Hibs" and "Aberghreen". One of your own associates with a known terrorist and drug dealer (and suspected murderer), even dropping in a nickname to add authenticity. What response do we get? "Oh it's that WKR (cracks me up every time - top patter) and his anti-rangers bitterness again". Any criticism for what, to my knowledge, is the first actual confession of terrorist sympathising on here - apart from Charles Green, of course? Did you and yer Amigos, did the elder statesmen of the ibrox faithful, did whatever AWRA is calling himself these days, did Magoo or any rangers poster make any comment whatsoever criticising the self-made connection between one of your fellow fans and a known terrorist? Not. A. Fucking. Peep. Now, "rewrite"? f**k off. You hypocritical wee c**t. Secret agents, promising to buy STs, self-harm issues, abandoned weddings...ring any bells? Oh the fun you and your fellow berrs have had fabricating my life for me. A pathetic wee playground campaign which becomes more risible the more you throw this shite out and the more new posters realise that you and yer wee greenie circle-jerk club are fuller of shite than the Glastonbury bogs on the Monday. Looking at your posts, you would appear to be at least of my generation, if not older. And yet you find it impossible to communicate complex thoughts or to understand those presented to you. Name-calling and repetitious abuse is all you have.

Somebody complaining about Kirby's commentating on Eurosport shouls try Ligget on ITV4. It's nothing short of disgraceful. Bring back David Duffield! I want to hear more stories about Fausto Coppi, the "Bianchi Blue" + what he & Kelly had to eat last night.

It was there one minute then.......................... No fucking way chaps.

Sell out murrayfield for a friendly? Not exactly realistic. I think Brian Jackson would have been very happy to see 5000 turn up. Our atrocious attitude is getting us very very close to safety. A passed CVA and a continuos history. Bet your gutted your fans didn't have our atrocious attitude, maybe they would have saved your club, and avoided having to create a Phoenix club to play in the 3rd division.

Been without broadband in my new flat meaning I haven't been able to access P&B for a few days since the app is a piece of #DOSS on 3G. This was the first thread I caught up on, been missing the patter. Was all going well till Old Man Danger showed up #undece #elderly Been spending the time without distractions doing press-ups and/or sit-ups in prep for my trip to IDECEa on Saturday. Also went shopping for a couple of pairs of shorts to show off my legs to the ladies. Been working so hard in the gym that my calves could now be mistaken for full grown cows #swole Also impulse bought a simple black wool Lacoste jumper despite the fact I won't be wearing it for a few months. It's alright though - I'm Marshmallo so I can afford it.

"MOB RULE" Vickygate provides us with a microcosm of ra peeps mentality. In times of adversity and after being found guilty, do not under any circumstances apologise, just up the dickishness by a factor of 10 and pretend like nothing ever happened.

I can't stop watching this video.

40 is slow enough that you can get by easily enough its the fucking 52mph brigade. that do my nut i do the a9 once a week and im almost certain it will be where i die.

Got Fallout New Vegas: Ultimate Edition. Supras-sed my expectations to be fair. Now I need to go out and purchase a control pad.

The Loft just keeps on giving.