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outgrown this one a wee bit outgrown this one a wee bit

Standfree "So you a Don son?"Boy "Nah am fae Perth, St Johnstone man" Standfree "Aah theyre pish, nae as gid as the famous aberdeen" Boy "Am no bothered" Standfree "Aye you are, you are seething" Boy "ok mr free" Standfree "You can only sign oor rejects. FALLON hahahaha! You'll git pumped by they Norway b*****ds" Boy "We won 1-0" Standfree " Boy "am go shag yer daughter" The end.

This gets more amusing by the minute because now we have two posters who know for a fact (because they've met J_Stewart in the real world) that the #dece patter is specifically employed to wind up morons and they appear to be the two posters who are the most seething. Bizarre.

Put your hands out for Detroit.

If only local councils spent money on football stadia rather than trivial things such as hospitals and schools then we might be in a better position....

Was she walking round in circles?

Oh, come on Gaz- you hate Morton and you hate the Morton fans. Added to that you're an internet troll. Think I've seen goes at Dundee and Livingston from you this week at least. You make the point about the Morton fans moaning their tits off to the relevant people. It doesn't really affect us. The Cowshed is a good place to watch football, so it's very much a case for us of "I'm alright, Jack". I've told you before that I'm a shareholder at Morton and have, a number of times at AGMs brought up my grievances on other issues that do get on my goat i.e. the online merchandising, which as an out of town fan gets right on my tits. It's fallen on deaf ears, and is arguably costing the club as much money as a cramped away end. In an ideal world you would be in a comfortable away end but like every club, we have to weigh up the costs against the benefits. Incidentally, if you get a wee look at this thread- http://www.greenockmorton.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=40914- on the Morton forum, I'm pretty consistent about my views on the stand and of our own fans making the sacrafice when costs overrule the benefits of opening the Cowshed for ourselves. Of course if we were to build the stand at the WDE more away fans would likely come, but how many really? It would be years, if not a generation before it was worthwhile. I mentioned the lack of help from the local council, something Falkirk benefitted from. We're losing money hand over fist, something you have been quick to point out in the past and something has to give. With little need to do the ground up when we've not looked like going up to the top tier apart from a spell last season, how much away fans enjoy Cappielow is much further down our list of priorities than seeing a good team on the park. There's really nothing juvenile about it. Do you really care about me? Really? My priority's Morton, not Queen of the South of Falkirk. There are things about away grounds I hate, such as the main stand and prices at Dundee, the stewarding at Partick Thistle and entrance fee into the bar at Falkirk. However, I know those clubs don't care about me and the other Morton fans so won't change their policies. Therefore, I don't give them any more money than is absolutely necessary. I'm sure BTW is far better than the Falkirk social club anyway. The fans of these clubs aren't going to listen to my concerns, nor are the clubs. I'm not worth enough to them for the sake of spending an extra £6 or so over the course of a season. I don't believe for a second you have any concern about how the Morton fans enjoy their trips to Palmerston, in much the same way that it's of little interest to me if you're uncomfortable for 3 hours a year.

Rules you oot then.

The Scaffold - Lily The Pink

^^^ Every Wunfellaff post tonight

Simon and Garfunkel - The Boxer

Careful Con, he is trying to create the correct environment to slip in a homophobic insult.Luckily there aren't any

United team sheet #decespelling #granamstyle #clitwatson #gaulaballa

We've got this secret bank account set aside with all of the money we should have paid the creditors. I imagine it's coming out of there.

Who gives a shit about keys, you're married to and get to pump Louise Redknapp!

Where is it you stay, Adam, and when are you going out?

Good deal, IMO. Shame it's a visual glitch.

How thick can you be ? Now the article says TERMINATED you dopey idiot sauce http://www.scotsman.com/the-scotsman/sport/football/rangers-sack-sandaza-over-hoax-call-1-2876137 So how the fcuk can Rangers terminate a contract twice dopey ? Sandaza has won his appeal and now Rangers have terminated it for real

I can't decide whether to take the easy route and make fun of your inability to quote, take the hard route and try to get to the bottom of what you're on about, or take the high road and let the petty squabbling be. Ha ha ha you're pish at quoting and therefore not particularly bright.

Hibs fans furiously googling Malmo's financial accounts.

Fair enough, have a good holiday lads. #ladsontour #marbs #hepatitasb #imaginary #sunsexsmellyparents

sweet pete now with shaky. a cock

Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In The Jar

The Ultimate Warrior did more in about three years of wrestling than most guys these days could only dream of doing in about 20.

Nope, you've lost me.

First up......the classic Sidecar

"The vibrator don't ask you how your day was or takes you to Nandos, does it?"

Mike and the Mechanics - The Living Years

That's what I was aiming for. I like your inquisitive approach.

Anyone else a big Ackbar fan? Granted he's barely in the series, but his big fishy face and his quotes are fantastic. I find 'It's A Trap' really funny for some reason. Even just now thinking about it I'm having a wee chuckle at my desk. The peripheral characters like Ackbar were so much better in the original trilogiy than the prequels. Guys like Jabba, Boba Fett, Tarkin, Mon Mothma, Wedge etc added something, whereas shite like every single Gungan ever, Watto, Gunray and others were rubbish wee fandans.

Are we still on this 'Standfree pretended to have kids' thing when it was plain to see that he was speaking hypothetically?

Someone's had their fingers burnt in the past, eh?

Judging from the guys face behind her I would guess that she ended her night minus her clothes, face down in the dirt, raped to bits and with her throat slit.

Thought Vine was decent last night mate. If we were to end up signing Leigh. Vine and Leigh upfront would be quality

I'll have you know my house is fucking spotless as opposed to your damp and mouldy bedsit which can't be a healthy environment for you and your mythical wife to raise your fictitious children.

The normal handling of employment disputes would suggest that Sandaza has been compensated. It may not be a significant sum, but I think it is clear that something has been agreed to keep the matter out of Employment Tribunals, which could be embarrassing for one or both parties. It's no big deal really. Standard. Isn't it.

Ten Years After - Love Like A Man

You seriously started a thread up to find out how to change your name to THAT!?! Div should be ashamed of himself to allow you to pick a worse user name than your previous one. He has seriously trolled you here.

You talk fucking mince, chief.

The oil revenue between 2018 and 2041 will only be £56billion, you say? Sounds shite like.

McFadden just spotted in the Wimpy in Dingwall.

Correcto, she's the only one eating pie.

Somebody complaining about Kirby's commentating on Eurosport shouls try Ligget on ITV4. It's nothing short of disgraceful. Bring back David Duffield! I want to hear more stories about Fausto Coppi, the "Bianchi Blue" + what he & Kelly had to eat last night.

The world won't have run out of rice, it will all be on the chess board (fucking big chess board BTW). That's a little example of pedantry.

"MOB RULE" Vickygate provides us with a microcosm of ra peeps mentality. In times of adversity and after being found guilty, do not under any circumstances apologise, just up the dickishness by a factor of 10 and pretend like nothing ever happened.

Got Fallout New Vegas: Ultimate Edition. Supras-sed my expectations to be fair. Now I need to go out and purchase a control pad.