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Club DECE: Lexi Collector Marshmallo LinkinFighter Swampy mhak Big Rob SodjesSixteenIncher mattydfc lanky_ffc Orainn (RIP) Honest_Man#1 Aufc SuperCaleyGoBallistic ForzaDundee bullywee thisGRAEME Smurph Dunning1874 Fudge J_Stewart itzdrk EdinburghLivi JamboMikey Congratulations.

I know 30k is a lot of money for a team like Cowdenbeath but we're looking for a lot more than 130k. We're looking for something unimaginable to Cowdenbeath okay. Now don't have a panic attack while I say this number but we are looking for something like 200k. I don't know if you'll be able to comprehend that amount of money but thats what bigger teams like us deal with.

A week and a bit touring the west coast and the highlands in my trusty van, come back on and read through 5 or 6 pages and i think i need another wee break. Do you P&B's never get tired of posting the same old p*sh over and over again? On the plus side i've noticed lots of posts about me Well i'm off to enjoy the sun, have fun posting about Rangers.

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I finally got my new wheelie bin today.

Jesus anyone remember any time we have been this optimistic about a squad we put together in the last 10-15 years? Regardless of how the season goes im delighted the way the club have gone about the pre season signings and hopefully we can kick on from here

Good luck to Joe. Good signing for you guys.

Good luck to Joe at Raith. You guys have just bagged yourselfs a brilliant wee player. I know some of yous weren't that impressed with him when he signed at the tail end of last season but he had just came back from injury; rarely knew any of the players, their strengths and weaknesses etc. After a full pre-season of fitness and tactical training work he'll be a terrific signing for you guys and I wouldn't be surprised to see Raith firing in the goals with the amount of decent forward thinking players you now have in the squad. Anderson, Spence, Smith, Elliot and Cardle are all very good players for this level and defenders will now know they won't be getting an easy time of it against Raith this season. He'll always be a Pars legend to me and I hope to see him back at EEP very soon as he's one of they players who, when he's on top form, can be worth the admission fee on it's own. All the very best to the Rovers this season and hopefully we can rekindle the rivalry we have in a few seasons' time once my Club has managed, hopefully, to get back on it's feet and stabalised.

Club DECE lost all of its credibility as soon as I saw that Big Rob was on the list. A pretty tragic poster. I deserve better treatment after all of the #mathsbantz I have provided tonight. I also started to lift last week. Anyway, I'm off to start a rival group - Club DOSS. I've started re-using this word, this blast from the past. In terms of describing good things, 'doss' is a much better word than 'dece'. Anybody who is interested, feel free to PM me.

My route back from Glastonbury Festival last Monday. Took about 9 1/2 hours to do the 138 miles, but the terrain was very kind on the second half!

Lexi Collector

Stevie Wonder - I Don't Know Why I Love You

Beach Boys - Barbara Ann

KC & The Sunshine Band - Please Don't Go

Muse - Madness

Yesterday you made a joke (although you may have been serious) that I was like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. It's completely unacceptable to behave like this towards any member of Club DECE, especially the founding member. #unlucks

Bad Company - Can't Get Enough

We were making an effort to debunk it, in fairness. I don't follow any transfer or agent accounts, I get all my bullshit from elsewhere.

It's a superb draw some absolutely unbelievable games for 1st round. King/Ando and Whitlock/Paedo Darter are the picks for me going to be so easy on the eye those two.

Club Doss is like ASDA own brand rigid beef crisps. People say they're better and cheaper but you can't beat the real McCoy. I've brought a 6-pack of Flame Grilled Steak for the #clubDECE lads. Help yourselves.

Don't forget the £100 reduction and practically giving the kids tickets away...I cant understand why as they are the bestest fans in the whole widest world dontcha know

Cream - Sunshine Of Your Love

What's wrong with trying to sell season tickets? "Hahahaha, hohohoho, lol etc Rangers said something lets try and be funny".

Is this all because the t-shirts weren't a real thing?

Chuckle ?

Dece rhymes with Fabrice. He's our black bouncer. Whenever some #nondece no-mark tries to get into Club DECE he turns them away and they always end up in club doss #losers #clubwank

Doss rhymes with toss. Which is w**k. Club w**k. #toughstuff #unlucks #clubwank

Don't worry. I'll definitely make sure Doss becomes THE word. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app

We took the kids to see Despicable Me 2 at the Odeon today. Took my wee boy to the toilet and after he washed his hands he tried to dry them under the condom machine. Patting the bottom of it when there was no air coming out and everything before I pointed out that it wasn't a drier. Earlier on I'd asked my wee girl (5) to take her time eating her ice cream stating, "There's nothing worse than brainfreeze!" Her indignant reply, "Having two children and dying the same day would be worse!" No more Revenge of the Sith viewing for her then.

Oaft, some boy. I'll make sure to leave some burds for the rest of you lads. There'll be a tray of dece bombs on the table next to the door - help yourselves, they're on me.

These boys had it spot on yesterday. #Ladsontour #Wimbledece #Selfie

This is really bad patter. I've also seen your pic - SweeperDee, you need to make an appointment with the hairdresser. Ask her for a #2 at the back and side, and ask her to cut into the top, with your fringe going rightwards. Then apply some wax, and mix it in with some V05 mega strength hairspray. Wave your fringe upwards to the right, and ruffle the top of your hair a little bit. It might not suit you, and not everyone is made to be reem, but it's better than looking like Justin Bieber pre-2011. Your sister/significant other also desperately needs a boob job. The official membership list will be up sometime soon (whenevz I can be bothered posting it up). If you can't wait for that, and need to know if you've made the list NOW, then please send me a PM. The Collector.

Folk with their ears pierced and then enlarged with rings so they have circular holes. Apparently they are called ear plugs, or flesh tunnels. Anyway, why??!!! Can't stand it when I see folk with these things in.

Campbell is one of my favourite ever Rovers players, maybe even my outright favourite. Terrific servant for us, and I'm almost certain I'll be sitting in the South Stand in 30 years time saying of some new centre back "aye, he's good, but he's no Mark Campbell". McCracken would be, on paper, a very impressive signing but I'd be more inclined to expect the Paul Watson from Livi rumours are closer to the mark.

You really do have the comprehension skills of a coffee table, don't you? So, just for you, and the other hard-of-thinking out there - there was a tiny bit of sarcasm in that post. Or, to make it crystal - in my mind, and the minds of many others, the majority of fans of rangers and their tribute act are, in fact, bigoted, glory-hunting scum with no moral compass. Better?

You're doing this angry thing again. You tried to pull the same shite on the Orange Walk thread.. How about this as a suggestion? Folk make a reasonable post and you give a reasonable reply. This is what normal people call conversation. Want to give it a try some time?

None of those three are me, they're characters in a film. I was using a metaphor for humorous effect #imagery #patter #dece

^^^ The DECE boys ^^^ Old man Danger

Some dece patter there.

Yes, because teams that play in green just disappear in to the grass...

Richard Brittain joins the list of Z-list celebrities who have blocked me on Twitter. 1. Dane Bowers 2. Richard Brittain

Turns out, Wiley doesn't like Glastonbury: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/wileys-best-tweets-of-glastonbury-2013

You aren't allowed in. Go away. #dweeb

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