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Unless he pishes himself.

I'm not watching Glastonbury

You'd have had to.

Indeed, 2 rangers on the go (until liquidation is finalised), plus Celtic =33% increase in clubs mentioned. Yet only 11% increase. Baffling.

Its up to him who he wants to sign, If he wants to sign Queens players and Killie can afford them that's up to him, In no way is that a sneaky or lowlife action its just football. Get a grip.

Murray to put his heroes to the sword. Joe Coleman to score a last minute winner and the Moonster to spray the the crowd with milky tears of joy.

The arctic monkeys could be the best thing in the world.

Rolling Stones live at Glastonbury away to start in BBC 2

I've had a few different beers I haven't tried before. All American. Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye Sierra Nevada Torpedo Lone Star Beer

Some of those made me quite scared as they reminded me of the pink elephants scene in the movie Dumbo. That's all I've got to add to the conversation.

I agree. His typically spurious claims are getting muddled with those which have a basis in selective fact. We need some means of making a distinction between VT's shite; and VT's complete and utter, unadulterated shite. A new thread might help with this.

Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through The Grapevine

James Taylor - You've Got A Friend

Perhaps you;re not fussy, but you're definitely a c**t. Don't let the facts get in the way of yet another tear-stained breakdown though.

Please consult the 50 Most Influential Posters thread as to what it is and why you unquestionably fill that definition. Or just read back some of your pointless contributions to the site, either would work.

Fun with Facts does not process requests, particularly those from zero-pointers like yourself. Unlucky.

Limited posting from bennett since his WiFi got "sorted" , at least it helps re adding to the BRALT soundtrack, sadly neglected of late...

lol

Candi Staton - Young Hearts Run Free

Simon & Garfunkel - 59th Street Bridge Song ( Feeling Groovy )

CSE target found. f**k you Griffiths ya mutant.

The Mindbenders - A Groovy Kind Of Love

I searched 'Dumbarton' on twitter, and saw hundreds of Hibs fans, neutrals and Mr Leigh Griffiths saying they were going today, I think it could be an almost full Hibs end.

Whining Arseholes, Terrible Patter.

He was a joy to watch MT. Played the game in a cavalier, carefree style. As for Sandy Clark, he hardly got any questions made of him for actively seeking his son to get a bigger move . He wasn't even discreet about it . Could you imagine if it was made public knowledge that the rangers number 2 was trying to get a the rangers player a move to say Man Utd. Do you think the h**s would be happy about it and just accept ? Is it because we are small and don't matter ? Sent from my GT-S5839i using Pie & Bovril mobile app

Was in The Phoenix last night, pretty sure some club DECE members recommended it a while back. Dece boozer IMO. #dece #3quiddoubles #oaft

Ramones - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

We Are Taking Pelters

A boy that was in my year at school is on his Sixth Year holiday in Kavos at the moment and while he was lying unconscious somewhere a stranger took a shite on his chest. Poor guy.

Single man, the beer does have a ring, it is now bent, now supping beer.

To the tune of Postman Pat: Postman Hugh..Postman Hugh Shags yer wife and hides in the loo Early in the morning, when your mans out working He`ll come round and empty out his sack!

I can see Bryan winning the MITB and setting up a match with Cena to prove he's not the weak link. Not sure if he'll lose it (causing a heel turn probably) or whether they'll give him the strap straight up.

We Admire The Pope

fucking hate that ground tae

Dece Smith

Don't listen to the negativity of Sons fans on this one; the Jamster was pivotal in our promotion to Div One, and always gave a shift when called on last season. With his pace and sweet left peg he could be a real asset to Morton or any other Division One team. I would welcome a joust between him and Mark Gilhaney.

Time for the CSE to start pre-season early?

Literally dying, aye?

The vast majority of female drivers I've encountered are laughably bad. The most recent one asking me if I was, "Having a laugh?" When I was parked about 2 metres away from blocking her drive. She had a ridiculous amount of space but thought she'd be wide about it anyway. Erse.

Ban-t Moon

May have been posted on another thread but found this hilarious.

This is fun, here is Steven Naeknee

Anyone who doesn't care about the food but only about the decor gets the advice they deserve.

Have you missed me Norman? P.S Hows the cartoon drawing business these days?

Let's not forget these scumbags......... THE BLUE VERMIN F.C. ( Deceased )

Far too good for Ayr.

But you are "such a pompous p**k as to" call yourself The_Kincardine and get very upset over the pettiest of things in your life, such as what other forum members post on this forum about the world's biggest diddy club and it's fans due to you yourself being a fan of that club.

And which of these fans' CLUBS have ever alluded to their "enemies"? Sent from my Nexus 7 using Pie & Bovril mobile app

FFC 1876 wrote: Is this a serious post? Taylor isn't a 1/2 million pound man, you would need someone who could play in the EPL right away to even have a hope of getting that amount for a player. If you get 1/4 of that you could be happy, not delighted but it would be a reasonable fee.