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That moment when you've just graduated and you're in the quad and a Professor comes up to you and tells you on the sly that you've been awarded a 3-year stipendiary scholarship to do a PhD in Public Law at Glasgow Uni starting from September. Yeah. That.

You got me excited there, thinking that the official Summer Sale had started.

I use Pantene Pro-V because it sounds like protein and I'm a pro when it comes to getting the v.

Let's all take a minute to remember big Tony Soprano, guys RIP big man. At least you outlived Rangers.

You know when a player signs for County, because he suddenly pops up on your Facebook as having "mutual friends".... TJE, S4L and another....

That worked out well.

Morton v Queen of the South - The 'Fun With Facts'' 'Top Trumps' Guide: Significant trophy wins: Morton 1 QoS 0 Top flight league points: Morton 1612 QoS (snigger) 565 First Division league points: Morton 2036 QoS 1658 All-time league points: Morton 4087 QoS 3200 First Division Title wins: Morton 6 QoS 1 Seasons in the top flight: Morton 54 QoS 20 Seasons in the seaside leagues: Morton 7 QoS 22 So, to recap: Morton have a hugely significant trophy to their name, the 8th highest points total of any side in Scottish football, have been promoted a record number of times, many more title wins, hugely more seasons spent in the top flight and top flight points, whereas Queen of the South have spent many more seasons slumming it in the seaside leagues. Gee - just as well Fun With Facts was being selective with the dates, as the full picture clearly gives Monkey Tennis some credibility! But not really. Forever living in our shadow.

He looks like Shay Given with crippling Down Syndrome.

#yourenotevenontheguestlist #getout

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I don't suppose u could ask your club to provide proof that they were bought by sevco and it wasn't just a list of assets? After all that would settle this debate once and for all and your fans would lap it up. Where's the receipt? Until sevco are able to prove they bought a football club am afraid they are a different club.

like a budgie with nae teeth?

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. Rangers fc liquidated 2012 The rangers fc established 2012 We all know, we all saw

KEVIN MCBRIDE!

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"Obstruction of justice" they want him for. Sounds like it's a ploy to get him to cooperate with the police. Ray Lewis did it and everything magically disappeared (including his blood stained suit).

This Aberdeen SNP MSP bloke. Fattish b*****d,never done a days work in his life. A politician careerist. Hmm......

Excellent video.

Are you accusing me of lying now? Keeping in mine you don't do personality or character posts.

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Johnstone, Durie, Willis & McBride who were arguably 4 out of our 5 best players last season. I'll happily bet you now that we finish higher than last season by some distance.

He breakdances with the ball. He raps. Who needs Michael Gardyne?

How do you know? Have you somehow managed to watch them play as a team before anyone else? Give them a chance on the pitch before you judge them!! Again going back to my previous point, our fans must have some impact on guys deciding between here and other clubs! Moaning at them before they've even kicked a ball in an East Fife shirt. Clueless.

Tory guy accusing Alex Salmond and the SNP of talking obsessively about independence. Which is weird, because Tories appear to constantly talk about how Alex Salmond and the SNP never like to talk about independence. Da Fuq?

Sarwar is the future of Labour? Ponsy is the boss and STV have ran rings around BBC again with regards Scots politics. John ''Social Survey'' Curtice needs a painting of a spitfire too or at least a fresher face as the 'expert'.

This presenter on ITV Ponsoby(?) is demolishing the lies of the Unionists.

Lib Dem guy obsessed with independence. I thought this was a by-election, not a referendum on independence? And if it is a referendum on independence, then does that mean that the Yes campaign are in the lead?

No, I think it's Tahiti.

Michael Owen has charisma. Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg

Looks like a pedigree similar to the duds Claude Anelka brought to Raith.

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Def coming through to sauchie with lochee united this season been before fantastic set up nice ground stand and bar people really friendly Sent from my GT-I9300 using Pie & Bovril mobile app

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This is some fairly desperate point scoring.

VT having his arse handed to him once again I see. The norm.

All very interesting VT, however, I have some fun facts of my own. Over the 13 full seasons played since the start of the century Queens have finished higher than Morton on ten occasions. Mind you, two of Morton's three higher place finishes have come in the last two seasons, so well done on that. On closer inspection we find Morton have spent six of those 13 seasons at the seaside, one of them of course was in the third (a league Queens have never played in) when Morton claimed a record crowd for the 'last' game of the season. Again, well done on that and hopefully they will all come back and watch Morton soon. In that same period Queens have won two second division Championships, two diddy cups, appeared in the Scottish Cup final and played in Europe. Morton on the other hand have won a third and a second division title. Based on recent history we can draw our own conclusions as to which team has fared better.

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Don't be ridiculous. If it's a careless mistake, they make it a hell of a lot: http://wingsoverscotland.com/foreigner-watch/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ “My son, for example, who went to university in England, I think I’d be uncomfortable with the thought that he’s now a foreigner.” - Margaret Curran, Good Morning Scotland, 25 May 2013 “If Scotland wants to be independent they have the absolute right to do so. But I think nationalism is a mistake. And I am half Scots and feel it would divide me in half with a knife. The thought that my mother would suddenly be a foreigner would upset me very much.” - Tony Benn, The Scotsman, 18 August 2012 “We’ve got friends and relations north and south of the border and we don’t want to make each other foreigners.” - Alistair Darling, Euronews, 31 August 2012 “We have the spectacle of a hard line nationalist saying ‘you will still be British after independence’. If you are no longer part of the UK how can you be British? Your friends in Wales, your family in England and your workmates from Northern Ireland will, effectively and overnight, become foreigners.” - Alistair Darling, John P Mackintosh lecture, 10 November 2012 “Alistair Darling will today accuse the SNP of attempting to ‘turn family into foreigners’ with its plan to break up Britain.” - The Times, 14 February 2013 “In simple terms, why make Sir Alex Ferguson a foreigner?” - Johann Lamont, May 2013 “The Aberdeen schoolgirl said she and her friends were going to vote to remain part of the UK because they did not want their relatives in England to become foreigners” - The Telegraph quotes young Labour activist Iona Macdonald speaking to the Scottish Labour conference, April 2013 “The nature of my work means that I am based in London, like tens of thousands of Scots now facing the same prospect of becoming foreigners in our own land.” - slightly confused “Better Together” main donor Ian Taylor, 7 April 2013 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ That's not simply OBSERVING that people are foreigners, that's actively saying it's a bad thing. Why would you be "uncomfortable" with your son being a "foreigner" if there was nothing wrong with it? Why would it "upset you very much"? Why would you even care? They'll still be the same people. These people aren't speaking out of turn. This is a conscious, active campaigning choice, and it's ugly as hell. Don't make excuses for it.

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I would think guys like Iniesta or Pedro will pose a greater threat tbh. I don't think I've ever seen anyone fall asleep on a football pitch.

My wife is pregnant

I actually feel kind of bad about the direction that this thread's taken. Debating with you was like having a physical fight with a guy in a wheelchair; you do win, but you can't feel good about yourself at the end of it. #shame

Saw this on twitter, thought I would post it here: I'd get that looked at if I were her.

I was down the river Ayr a walk one evening, a few years ago, and I stopped at a well known swimming spot at Auchincruive.(The Breakers Pool) I was sat having a smoke when a load of neds arrived, carry outs, trunks, towels and firewood in hands. It wasn't the warmest of days and so they had plans to build a fire to warm them up when they came out the river. One asked me: "You for a swim mister?" Oh aye, but not until 6pm I said. "Why 6 o'clock?" That's when the warm water comes doon pal. "Whit d'ye mean?" Well, do you know the whisky place up at Catrine? "Aye" Well, at 5 o'clock they shut for the day and release all the hot water they have used. Gets here at 6pm "Does it?" Oh feck aye. It gets doon here about 6 ish. Nice and warm pal. I could see the young guy explaining this fascinating info to his mates who were further away towards the river and who wouldn't have heard me for the sound of the rapids that gush into the pool. I sat around, had another smoke and witnessed the young team testing the water and what was obviously the soon to be swimmers asking their mates what the time was. I had a chuckle to myself and started off again, heading home. I got no further than 50 yards when I heard a roar, "Haw mister, it's ten past six and the watter is still cauld." I was in knots. I asked the young yin 'whit day is it'? "It's wednesday mister." I shouted back "It's a half day for the whisky bond on a wednesday, the hot water would have went doon by at 3 o'clock." I turned and walked away, stomach sore with holding my laughter in. Glancing back I could see the wannabe swimmers getting dressed again. (I wonder if any of them still think this is true) EDIT Shit gramer.

If this was Fifa, Hearts would have just quit