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did we not come to a conclusion that it is now a completely new club, albeit with much the same arrogance, supremacy delusions,rule bending tendencies and fiscal incontinence that the old dead club had?

Haud oan. Are you saying that whoever sold the shares either made a profit or a loss? f**k me - another financial genius added to the banks of plastics and diddies expertise.

See the SJC Boat thread on the General Nonsense forum and the identity has been revealed.

Sandie Shaw - (There's) Always Something There To Remind Me

There are a surprising number of dead dads with facebook.

At no time on these boards have I ever stated it is ok for anyone to f**k with charities. That makes you a lying w**k. Feel free to apologise - or from here on in you're forever more the lying w**k.

Get out of my club. Get out.

Hi everyone! I know how much everyone - whether they are a part of Club Dece or otherwise - loves to see a picture of me doing stuff, so as a special favour to you all I thought I'd let you all see me eating some qual ice cream from a bowl shaped like an elephant: #bananasplit #bulking #dece #guyinbackgroundmirinhard Have a lovely father's day, bros and bro-ettes.

Congratulations. I know it's hard to judge someone too much on an online forum, but I had you down as a definite jaffa.

This wish to deal only in absolutes, when discussing something nuanced and complex is bizarre, and peurilely simplistic.

Or maybe her fanny was gantin'

Being a Viking you'd think that you would have a boat.

I initially read that as Marvin Andrews

http://t.co/paoOnwP5OI Hope this works.

Forgive me guys...I've posted this before. A homeless guy playing the spoons. I think it is fabulous. http://youtu.be/8sY-GCepgYo

Simon Dupree & The Big Sound - Kites

That's because you are just one more sad obsessive looking for the tiniest detail on which to hang your angst. Telling.

Yep i reckon Ally will have a major headache once we hit september and if everyones fit, he'll have some selection choices to make upfront mate. Clark and Daly will be most fans choices i'd say but i still have a feeling that Ally will play Daly in defence.

Nice big round of applause for cancer there. Bit weird.

Completed this in 45mins 58 seconds which is about 3 minutes quicker than I anticipated. Quite happy with that.

Chubby Checker- Let's Twist Again

Supertramp ~ It's Raining Again

Nik Kershaw - The Riddle

Stevie Nick - Edge Of Seventeen

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Sailing On The Seven Seas

Booker T And The MG's - Time Is Tight

Not at all. I think some dedicated diddies and plastics who so want it to be true may have, but that - as we know - represents a tiny, unimportant number of people. PS: Who's the dude in your avatar? Still makes me laugh.

In fairness I like the stone roses but Ian Brown can't sing for shit live. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app

I was at the strippers earlier. f**k I love boobies.

I have a very close friend who is on it. FWIW she is a PHd in psychology so has a wee bit of knowledge of the area. Bad for constipation but ok for mid level depression. Best give any drug a couple of weeks to bed in. Dreams and remembering them are not really about your mental state, just when you are waking up in your sleep cycle. If you are waking up when you are in the shallow phase you are much more likely to remember them than waking up in the deep phase. Stick with it but make a note of when and where you notice things then bring it up with your GP when you next meet.

Wrong on Donaldson and wrong on Hamill and Malone. Thank god you're not the manager.

Rory Gallagher - For The Last Time

Melvin is ready to come over by the looks of things.

Have to agree that the overall feeling that he is even considering this move is one of disappointment. Magic (along with Sandy of course) has been terrific for us and he does seem to be setting his sights rather low by considering this job. I could honestly see us becoming another Inverness CT or Ross County or St Johnstone if we could keep this management team and squad together (obviously adding more quality to the playing staff as and when we can) and all of those clubs are better run and in a better league position than Kilmarnock. If he gets us up to that sort of level then I would thank him & wish him all the best when the really good jobs were offered to him (i'm thinking of clubs with big supports like Aberdeen, Hibs & Hearts). We gave him his first chance at a manager's job and I think that probably entitles us to expect him to stay more than a single season. He's also persuaded 15 or 16 guys to sign for him for another season on the promise of having a real go in the first division and I'm sure he was also consulted over the decision whether or not to go from grass to plastic, so to lose him now before even having a go at the first division would be really disappointing. I know that football management is a precarious business, but if he believes in his own ability then why the rush to leave? He could achieve lots more where he is before finally moving on.

I bought the Forerunner 410 http://www.amazon.co.uk/Garmin-Forerunner-Sportswatch-Heart-Monitor/dp/B0046BTK14/ref=sr_1_3?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1371312283&sr=1-3&keywords=garmin+forerunner+405 Shame I tore my ankle ligaments the day it arrived!

Yawn

We've been over this a bajillion times, to no avail. Once again: an action is either right or wrong in itself. It's either right to cheat and steal, or it isn't. This belief that an act can be right and just if a court finds that it isn't criminal, is the mindset of criminals. Only criminals believe in enriching themselves by doing whatever they can get away with, without getting caught. Ordinary people don't spend their days poking and probing around the edges of legality, looking for ways to profit by skirting this law or bending that rule. In fact, ordinary people correctly perceive that kind of behaviour as deliberate and intentional criminality. This is why your club are fvcked in the court of public opinion; it's the reason why you're regarded now and forever as cheats and robbers. The fact that your lawyers have helped you slime and sleaze your way out of taking responsibility for your club's actions for the time being cuts no ice whatsoever with the general public.

Mmm, the Bears seem to be up against it for the moment, desperate semantic nit-picking in order to claim a small victory seems to be the order of the day. It's at times like this I almost feel sorry for them, as if seeing their once proud institution become a laughing stock is not enough, it must take a special kind of character to be able to front up to the daily humiliation and taunts Rangers fans have to endure. Only almost though, because if nothing else, Hertz current struggles have shown us that the seethecovians remain without doubt the most bitter and angry group of fans in this country.

I see the British Cycling National Road Race is in Glasgow on the 23rd of June. Supposedly David Millar and Mark Cavendish are competing. It looks like a tricky little course with lots of corners. I hope the council have been out fixing all the potholes! The run from Glasgow Uni library down Gibson St is going to be mega fast! Here's the course: http://www.glasgowlife.org.uk/events/NRRC/Documents/8152_nat_rr_ch_road_map%20%282%29.pdf The Commonwealth Games road race is meant to be following a similar course. Bit of a shame as I would have loved to see it go up the Crow or the Tak (or even Eaglesham) but the road surfaces up there are diabolical.

Anybody planning for the SPL?

This is amazing. I want a fucking boat. Well played, sjc.

"Auntie, either your fanny's needing a scrub or the hoose is about to burn doon. Either way, I'm out through the window"

For all the film fans out there. Craig Fargo.

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