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Looks like he's started shaving himself from the head down and has lost his razor in the foam.

This is a brilliant thread, I'm delighted to have discovered it. There's a guy I used to work with who I'm friends with on Facebook. He's a simple man with simple pleasures and his timeline is nothing more than observations about St Johnstone, Liverpool, how well he's played at fives, what he's had for dinner (or a "munch" as he calls it accompanied by a picture) and if anything interesting's happening at his work. He's an irritant, but you can forgive him. His gran passed away recently. A sad affair for any young man to bear, but the number of status updates about her death has reached Diana-esque proportions. On the day she passed over, he put three updates: the first was how she was the strongest person he knew; the second was the last thing she said to him; and the third was about how she died the same day as Maggie Thatcher. It appears as though he'll show off how much he's grieving for his gran at any opportunity. He has changed his name on Twitter to "RIP Gran 1923-2013" (I don't follow him but he responded to one of my tweets) and also got a tattoo to celebrate her memory. Check out this monstrosity: When he put up the picture, one of his friends wrote "Hahahahahahaha", a fair response to such an awful tattoo. Thi led to his father and his girlfriend saying the guy was "scum" and would "rot in hell" for making fun of it. There's far too many thick people on the internet.

^^^ Dundee Young Conservatives annual night out.

James Taylor - Sweet Baby James

He's not your mate. buddy.

They genuinely look like the worst people on Earth.

Dom from the one show investigates Cowboy bathroom soap dispenser complaint.

Buddies and Dees fans will like this one

.....and have another PAYG phone you don't know about.

I'm not having an op as yet - I'm finding out which op I'll get this coming Tuesday. And good luck to Tedi, too, as I've been cheered by the good wishes from all sides. I may not be surprised, but I'm genuinely grateful for it. Cheers to one and all.

Admittedly the Dandy Dons are not doing as well as we would wish. Always next season, eh? Still, we appreciate that we are just playing football within the rules and expected sporting norms, paying our taxes and have not gone totally tits-up bankrupt, then been re-invented as a spiv-driven vehicle for ripping money out of the pocket of our supporters who are comically eager to believe that it is the same club. Ye ken fitlike?

This picture gets even more creepy if you imagine the arm on the right to belong to the girl with the glasses.

That brown eye one is possibly a new nadir for Facebook posts. It inspired me to make this:

Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline

Haircut 100 - Fantastic Day

Joni Mitchell - Little Green

Little Feat - Dixie Chicken

The Battlefield Band - Bad Moon Rising

I'm not Daniel Snyder, amigo, It was ok we'll see the second CB could go either way but if we can replace DeAngelo Hall the world will be a better place, Pal.

'We've been punished enough.'

LOL Went 4-1 up against a guy who then paused it and sent me a message calling me a sweaty f**k. I was a bit confused as I hadn't been sweating it through the game, but I was definitely going to after that message. Ran straight up and scored a sweaty goal for 5-1, paused it and sent him a message saying 'You seem upset' He went into a huff/rage and scored about 5 own goals.

"Let's all laugh at Rangers" thread:

Anyhoo, I used to work beside this lass .... I keep going to delete her as a friend but her page is so flippin entertaining - notice her profile picture is now the picture of the presents

Stone The Crows - Fool On The Hill

Medico el deadie thread for this pish instead of on BRALT Unless your suggesting the former Rangers expired cos of this condition instead of institutional thieving?

Talking Heads - Burning Down The House

If you're going specifically for the game it might be cheaper to buy now and get flights now too (assuming you're like me and don't want to book flights without the guarantee of a ticket). You'll get a ticket in the bucs sale no bother but flights might sky-rocket (buding tsh) by then.

Simply Red - money's too tight to mention.

Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door

No been in the place in 7/8 years. Going by pictorial evidence it would appear that the talent has miraculously managed to get even worse over the years.It seems to be getting worse all round to be fair. The beautiful people are all in relationships just now I guess

Looks like a cross between the boy from the Fine Young Cannibals and that polisman that Moaty shot in the pus.

The official ticket exchange generally has hundreds of tickets for any game I've looked at. Fins will take a fair few to Tampa, but I'd reckon you'll be alright on there. Seems to keep them at face value (+ fees) on there as well.

All the best with the forthcoming ops, lads. Hope everything goes smoothly.

In response to all the fucktards who share those "win an iPad" statuses, this has popped up on my newsfeed today :

Bucs rarely sell out do they? Although perhaps with it being an all-Florida game leading to large numbers of Dolphins fans attending they might do. I imagine you'd have little problem getting a ticket even if you end up having to pay over the odds from some Internet ticket sellers.

Record Watch Update Well yesterday's late fight back from the dead extended a couple of records already broken but, more importantly, preserved our unbeaten home record for the season which means we've matched the club record for consecutive home league games without defeat and will go into next season with a chance to beat it in our first home game. Nicky's two goals now leave him tantalisingly close to Jimmy Rutherford's 41 goals in a season club record. Club Records Already Set: All time record points total for a season was 67 achieved in the 2001-02 championship season. We are now on 89 points with a game to go. Latest First League Defeat in a season. We didn't lose our first league game until December 11th. The previous record was November 9th. (Tied Record) Most Games Unbeaten from the Start of the Season. We were beaten in our 14th League game which matches the 13 game unbeaten start to 1985/86. Most wins in a season - 24 in 1961/62. Present total is 28. Record Unbeaten Run in a Season - 16 games in 1950/51. New record set of 18 games, ended at Stenhousemuir. Earliest Date for Clinching a League Title - 20th April 2002 was the previous earliest (it was 28th April 1951). This one was clinched on 27th March 2013. Most points in a season using 2 points for a win - 55 in 85/86 (which was a 39 game season). Our present record equates to 61. Least defeats in a season - 5 in 1932/33. Best post war is 6 in 1950/51. Present total is 2. (Tied Record) Record Unbeaten Run at Home (League Only) - 18 games. We will go into next season with a chance to beat this. Several other records remain possible: Least goals conceded in a league season - 31 in 1923/24 but that was a 30 game season. 33 in a 38 game season in 74/75 is probably better. Our present total is 23 and seems certain to break the existing record barring an eight goal collapse in the final game. Most goals scored in a season - 99 in 1931/32. Best post war is 94 in 1959/60. Present total is 91. The post war total is still possible with a game against Albion Rovers to come. Best goal difference in a season - +45 in 1961/62. Present GD is +68. Again, we'd be hard pushed not to beat this now as we'd need to lose by 23 goals next week not to beat it! Most Goals for an Individual in a Season (All Competitions) - J Rutherford 41 goals, Nicky Clark is on 40 goals with a game to go and might yet take this. Happy to hear of any corrections in the above existing records? I might have missed something or there may be errors in the source data somewhere.

You have never been in the SPL

Kelty Hearts 2 Sauchie Juniors 1 McBookie.Com East Superleague 27th April 2013

Never mind Ian Murray, this thread has been the turning point of our season.

Just think, if we'd got Latapy we could have had a pre-season tour of the Caribbean

This is far, far tooo funny

Yass am i the first person from PnB to be in this thread I dont know if i should be proud or disgusted with myself for ending up here

I'm worried that a picture of me will be trawled up from The Loft's archives. That place deprives even the most handsome male and the most beautiful female of their good looks. If you are hot when you enter, you will look like Susan Boyle when you exit.

That's a light? I thought that was the looker of the group.

Does anyone remember the League of Gentlemen?

Sauchie Juniors 1 Camelon Juniors 3 Fife & Lothians Cup 20th April 2013

See when you haven't heard them for a while and you stick on all the old Oasis stuff, It's like 1 of the worlds greatest pleasures. That wall of noise just hits you like a fucking articulated lorry. Every time I do I find a new song to love. Amazing how the lyrics are still in my head after all the alcohol I've had since the 90s. Love it when you hear an old obscure track on a pub jukebox

Quentin Tarantino with some extras from, From Dusk Till Dawn.