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I'm fricking Claymores and pished as it's my birthday today and had a wee sw\lla - I put a lot into this thread and detest the Orange Cevco newbies so happy birthday to me and lets hope the Cevco go bust SOON - drunkenly cheers!

Irony is when you object to the transfer of players that you want cash for ..... then find that they are still included in your squad numbers and complain about it. "Ahead of this transfer ban being put in place, we still have the ludicracy of not being able to sign the number of players we'd like to bring in, because the players who walked out on their contract are still included in our quota, We're only allowed 22 players over the age of 21, and five of those spaces are being filled by people like Steven Naismith who played for Everton against Manchester Utd last Monday. How crazy ironic is that?" - Chas Green.

A lot more blue noses on here now due to the lack of activity on the liquidation front !! They obviously think that the longer things go on without any more repercussions, the more people will either forget or just get fed up with the situation ! In fact the stories of complete denial are becoming a regular feature !!!! What has not been discussed is the plan of action from Green and his consortium. What is the long term future for the new club ? What assurances have been given for the long term security ? All we can see is a somewhat dodgy "car salesman " flashing a wad at the fans saying "everything will be fine lads " . And an equally dodgy team manager , with no plan , no idea where the club will be in 2years time , trying to blame his dodgy signings on the players themselves. I would have thought the true business minded Rangers fans would have seen what happened with Fergus McCann at Celtic and demanded a similar business model to be adapted . But no they all seem to be happy with a leader deflecting the real issues and blaming all and sundry for the demise of Rangers . A few choice words seem to be enough to sway the support to come out in defiance of the truth . As long as the money is being flashed short term, the gullible will lap it all up . As they did for the last 20 odd years !! The reality is , with no real business plan and no real thought being given to the problems here and now, how long can this false pretence go on ? The apparent swagger from the Ibrox hordes is set to come to a shuddering halt if (and hopefully when) the EBT and tax issues rear their heads again . I would be very wary of what the future holds.

Hmmm, I'm not really too sure if i believe this. I work for VISA it would be very very easy for them to get your money back, we usually return it within 10 working days. I think you've been given some wrong advice. PM me your name/card number/cv2 number and I'll get one of my team to pull your info and give you a call today.

Posting personal details of anyone on the Internet is disgusting.

Tell that to Sally.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Had two knockbacks at playtime .

Hitler died in 1945, some people still do a lot of talking about him and that 67 years after he ceased to exist, some even say he is still alive today. Rangers only died about 2 months ago, of course people are still going to talk about it, hopefully we will be talking about it in 67 years time, "remember them cheatin' basterds that considered themselves the most successful club team in the world? What were they called again?"

People that feel the need to tell their wives/girlfriends how much they love them on Facebook when they're almost certainly sitting next to each other in the house really do need to re-evaluate their life. Twice I've seen that on my feed this week, what's going on?

A dodgy website that doesn't look it: Was looking to buy writing implements so went to PenIsland.com but it turned out to be PenisLand.com

Raith fans have a popular thread running where they can discuss all things Raith without the need for various different threads, so with there seemingly being a lot to discuss with us right now, it seems a good idea to make one for ourselves to keep any discussions in a single thread. If you want to discuss the board, management, stadium, transfers, players...or anything else relating to the club, let's try and keep it in here.

You can find Dindeleux's name and address at www.lemonparty.org

bump . Never put Alan Gordon Partridge on page two............. you blonde b*****ds.

Pwoppa naughty.

Punishment worse than prison - being sent to Methil

Seething. That's what they say around here eh?

Queens are "box office"

Good god, no. "Ah hate mundees" "Ah hate mundeez, choosdeez AND wednzdeez" and "That wans so hard" (wahey) "Ah think we should ask fur help" are examples of their high-quality conversations with each other.

A whole table of graduates sitting in a pub and trying to flip beer mats onto their pint glasses for about half an hour. On the plus side, one of them spilled his glass of coke over the guy sitting opposite whilst trying it. Wahahahaha. I occasionally get the 'no signal detected' message with my Freeview box, although turning it on and off at the wall tends to do the job for that. I'm guessing satellite dishes are a little more complex that that though!

You missed out "and the minute the woman in question was out the door, she'd be getting viciously ripped into behind her back"

There are few things more insufferable on facebook than being friends with a bride-to-be and all 3 of her bridesmaids.

There's a thread on here titled 'Squad size'. Has the Daily Retard found out why the Titanic hasn't yet arrived in New York? Although it's off topic for a football forum maybe someone could start a Titanic thread so that the Retard can pass the info on to its readers.

The guy standing at the corner of Union St wearing a bin bag and smelling of his own pish is not, I repeat NOT, an official wallet inspector. I'm far too trusting

Reddy was IPad fail sorry,Will sort ASAP

His newest single: Most of his songs are about growing up in a scheme in Glasgow. His lyrics are usually quality.

^^^^^ Wasted his stationery money on Cockrings.

I'm sorting this nonsense out and getting a pint down me.

Taste the rainbow. EXTERMINATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!

I cant agree Tedi. The Rangers are banned for 12 months from signing players and they will respect that ruling...they have little choice...but as soon as that 12 months is over we are well within our rights to sign players and i hope we take full advantage of that and strengthen the squad further. If we don't get at least 3 in over the next day or so we will badly need these players

You've been wound up by a 10 year old.

I love football. I mean, I probably don't love it more than the average punter, but I love going to the game, having a beer, coming home, coming on here to discuss the game and watching MOTD at night. I love the fact that when I was sitting tearing my hair out at Forthbank today over a penalty that should have been awarded and biting my nails during the last ten minutes when Stirling were in all out attack mode, that there was someone else at the very other end of the country going through the exact same emotions as myself. I love not winning 5-0 every week. This was my third game this season and was the first goal that I saw us score, making it all the more sweeter. Basically, I love football.

This is as close as we've got ...

What's the chances of having this thread renamed "Dead football clubs tear stained remembrance thread"? Just so that the Rangers fans can join the Rangers of the North fans in their grief next season.

For your own death wish .. Rest of you train spotters keep out this You have my number and get in touch funny man .. Ive Pmd you and will met you anywhere .. Just me and You.. No threats just one met .. Again Anywhere home or away and lets see who's laughing.. You either come forward or i'll find you Simples

Tom English ‏@TomEnglishSportCeltic fans still claiming there is no such thing as Rangers. For something that doesn't exist they spend a lot of time talking about itRetweeted by Scott SempleExpand•Reply •Retweeted •FavoriteSums you all up.

Good, he's a horrible junkie cunt.

You try and do a good turn to stop others maybe being scammed and you get .............................. Agreed lot of ?? about sneakersfoot which i agree i should have paid more attention though was truly exicted in finding these trainers which are sold out everywhere else ... Next time wont bother

The pair of absolute roaster lassies that sit behind me in Maths...

No i don't know the financial standing of Rangers,but i wasn't stating that a football club would be closed down forever. To make such a statement rquires hard facts as to when this would happen,none were provided,if there were please show.

Bloody hell, the guy was trying to make others aware of a dodgy website and gets utter pelters for it, including some arsehole taking the piss telling the OP that he's going to use his phone number in online surveys. Not on P and B, not on.

Fuk up ya tit,Limited edition Ps..You prob dont wear or own anything that aint green so you dont even have an opinion ya smelly rat

Another giant killing last night lads. Anytime, any place.