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Davor Hooker

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Graeme Le Sauxdomy

Ruud Mullet

Apart from your tear-stained 'I'm so outraged by people joking about this individual event' breakdown in the Gary Speed thread:

Pwoud, vewy pwoud to announce the safe arrival of Evie Rose Little. Was scheduled to have induction on Friday at 8am but she decided she wasn't up for that and popped out at 4.15am Friday morning. 4.38kilos which I believe is 9.66 of your pounds. Quite long as well 58cms. Mum and bub doing well, Dad is fecking knackered!

Ex Liverpool Goalie..................Jersey - Doo - Deck

Alan Sithgow

Dear Santa, for christmas i would like....... actually forget that, get on your sleigh, go to afghanistan, collect all our troops and take them home to their families. they're the one's who deserve the presents. put this as your status for 24 hours to show your support for our armed forces. my respect TROOPS! Just seen one of my mates post this. Swiftly followed by another post from one of our mates out in afghan replying with "will you fcuk off! I want my operational bonus ya p***k".

Andy Barrowman Stuart Kettlewell