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There's a rumour going around that girls are better at anything than boys! Well,can you go into a shop for the exact item you went for and not wander out with three pairs of tights, a throw pillow for the sofa and a copy of 'Hello!' magazine as well? Can you reverse a small car into a parking space the size of an aircraft carrier inside 24 hours? Can you choose a main course from a restaurant menu before the next ice age? Can you be in the vicinity of another woman you know and not assassinate the character of a mutual aquaintance within 30 seconds? Do you understand the offside rule? Do you ever shut up? The answer is no, so get back in the kitchen and STOP POSTING DRIVEL ON FACEBOOK.

Your mates wee brother is a c**t.

After neurology tests, my mum's medical team are reasonably confident she doesn't have MS. Massive relief as she's been in hospital for months and she's got all sorts of medical problems co-existing with one another, one of which has got quite serious. Down-side is it means they still can't quite pin-down the cause of some of the more recent stuff. Good news to hear though and it was her birthday yesterday so it will have cheered her up a bit.

It was a female. Oh wait, you were insinuating I was a homosexual. Bravo.

What's his name?

No reputable nursery would act like that. If it is happening to people you know they should change their nursery.

If there's a reason to avoid promotion its lex and his st mirren cronies entering every single thread that doesn't concern them,and then turning it into a snidefest. As for offering 75 grand,i highly doubt it. We're more skint than a paisley burds knees.

It's the law that when Pat Clarke's name is brought up in a Raith thread, someone must come along and state he was never given a chance under Dalziel, and that they would happily have him back at Starks. Sadly, I'm not that guy - I've never been impressed when he's played against us, and would rate him as average at best.

Hayley Turner might have done me a favour in the end as the odds on Royal Trix drifted and Ahern managed to place on it

http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=294 The list is overly long, but a fair amount of them made me laugh.

Now you're just trolling, you boring sad middle-aged twat. Inappropriately starting sentences with "but" now, are we?

Madonna back in the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs Classic

I've carried a cock on my body, slept with a hardon on my stomach, I've kissed munters and it's gone soft. I'ts been puked on, peed on, pooped on and spent most of it's life in the dark, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. My cock isn't porno perfect, but when I look in the mirror I see a shagging machine and there is no greater honour or blessing♥ There you go.

Fucking animal cruelty that is . Hope the fish is ok

I'm at the same college, I know who she is. My mate from college remembers her from a few years ago. He went to a party at her house one night and hit her in the face with a fish

On todays random Youtube wrestling video search: The chairman of WCW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC6EhwmD0GM&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Who gave the red dot for the above post? Why? It's all true! I went to sleep in the middle of Impact, thought that would be Anderson. Anything exciting happen as a result? Doubt it. The best bit about the Hogan/Flair/Sting bit was Sting's new character taking the piss out of them both. Brilliant! The burd with Pishoff was Tracy something, apparently one of the first knockouts. Would certainly slap her with mine. As I said last night, I wish Pishoff would get a football to the groin.