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Very excititing player to watch given his awesome pace. He works his socks off and is often on the end of bad tackles due to the simple fact not many players can keep up with him. This can be useful as he often wins free kicks in dangerous areas. His goals to starts ratio is also very impressive and he seems to have a knack of being in the right place at the right time. If his finishing was up to scratch then he could well of had significantly more goals but at least he gets the chances. When he was missing towards the end of last season his absence was very apparent. Even not being able to have him on the bench affected us as his pace could really make tiring players suffer. At times he doesn't concerve his energy efficiently and therefore can be knackered after an hour but on the whole he is a smasing player. I definitely would have him over McLaren any day

First person, male or female, ive seen quoting this and not being a wind up. For as long as i have a face......nicki minaj will always have a seat

Yeh , in my opinion Finlay. Five game a season man no use to me.

here , here Maniac. Capable of torturing our defence if up against us and yes , worth ten McClarens.

I just noticed a woman posting on one of my cousin's statuses who has her display picture as a scan of a baby, and her display name as "Cameron's Mum". f**k me gently.

There's been a sudden craze this season (among a few Morton fans anyway) of creating a facebook event for every game we have. Now, considering that I've been going to games for as long as I can remember and I'm not a moron, I don't need a facebook event to remind me that a game kicks off at 3pm on a Saturday, or that the location of this game will be a football stadium. I also have a season ticket and can walk up to the gate and pay at away games, so I don't need some mind cripple on the internet to invite me to it; I'll go if I want to you tossers.

If Cena wins, we diet

Like his status. Go on.

When you say cover your bet, do you mean to protect your initial 70p stake or secure your £10.50 which you've taken from last nights result or indeed oppose the Hadjuk Split HT/Draw FT tonight so you will be in profit regardless of the outcome tonight? Either way, you'll need to find out which price you can lay Hadjuk Split HT/Draw FT on Betfair and do the sums accordingly. For example if you can lay this price at odds of 19.0 (just an example price as I can't get on Betfair at work) you'd need be liable for £90 to win back a fiver! So if Hadjuk Split HT/Draw FT came in you would have £157.50 from your Wm Hills winning less the £90 to Betfair Therefore £67.50 in Profit, However; if Hadjuk Split HT/Draw FT doesn't come in you'll be £5 up less 5% Commission so that's £4.75 profit from Betfair, minus your 70p stake at Hills. i.e. £4.05 up If I was you seeing it's only a 70p bet I'd let it run, rather than having to put a fair bit of coin into a Betfair account, also you would need to see what the actual lay price is for Hadjuk Split HT/Draw FT to work out the true values, remember though; the greater the price the more you'll have to be liable for! Edited to add, I was typing this spiel before I seen fanny paddery's response!

Toilet paper dispensers that have the shitty wee squares rather than a loo roll. i want to determine the length of the paper i wipe my ass with!!!

Self service checkouts at Morrisons always go tonto when you put a newspaper in the bagging area. Get it sorted ya dicks!!!

Can't we just take out the seats of the North Stand and put panels there? No c**t is gonnae use them this season anyway

Sometimes Anderson will turn up and hit a 105+ average and other times he will be utter stinking and go out of tournaments early he's always been like that and I don't see much changing. People are being too dismissive of him to win a major though he has plenty of time and of course the talent to do it. He sold his pub to concentrate fully on his darts so I don't think it's a case of him not being bothered with darts or that he doesn't really like it. He just seems to me that he won't let a defeat get to him in the way that it would other people but I think that's just his nature and realises there is more important things in life than arras. It's kind of like when your football team gets beat at the weekend you will have some fans that it will put them in a mood all weekend and others who forget about it after 5 minutes of full time, it doesn't make them any less passionate. Regarding Huybrechts being a top 16 player he has a long way to go and everyone in the top 64 of the PDC should be aiming for the top 16 such is the talent in depth these days.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ALSO THEN, JEFF, BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SEE DRIVIN' HOME THE OTHER NIGHT.

Let it go!

I've carried a cock on my body, slept with a hardon on my stomach, I've kissed munters and it's gone soft. I'ts been puked on, peed on, pooped on and spent most of it's life in the dark, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. My cock isn't porno perfect, but when I look in the mirror I see a shagging machine and there is no greater honour or blessing♥ There you go.

I can't stand Nicki Minaj. She's vile looking and talks like her tongue is too big for her mouth.

Pacy, but lacking in an end product and a football brain. Has a tendency to take the huff, and struggles to complete 90 mins.