A call back from the archives.
Some bellend on mine changed his middle name to "Grohl". He's obsessed with Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters and he's a drummer(bet he knows f**k all about Nirvana)
He changed it then this pretty sound guy that the bellend idiolises ripped him about it
He's also just posted on one of my statuses with "cool story bro"(my status was that I was making some eggs and cracked the egg into the bin and put the shell in the bowl) a whole 30 seconds after I posted it.
I think I'll just post cool story bro on everyone of his statuses from now on until he un-friends me, ye know, for shits and giggles.