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Tbf fudge, it is rather an unusual pet

The Glasgow to Ayr trains all stop at Prestwick Airport but there is engineering work on Saturday with buses between Central and Paisley

Stop swearing.

Incidentally that brings me on to another story. Gather round children. In the Easter holidays I was back in Inverness and spent one week of them working at the holiday club I work at. So we take the younger group of children all the way over to Whin Park in Inverness. It's a cracking day and everyone is enjoying themselves. All of a sudden this female duck is waddling as fast as she can away from two male ducks. Next thing one of the male ducks launches himself 3 feet forward and decides that he would like to hear the pitter-patter of tiny duckling feet in the future. It's hilarious to see this duck raping the female duck whilst she tries to run and fly away, but he's not getting off her for nobody - including one of the children we are looking after. The child runs after the two ducks shouting "Get off her, stop jumping on her. She doesn't want you to hurt her" - completely oblivious to what is going on - whilst myself and every other member of staff are in tears of laughter. A duck shagging another duck, whilst a child tries to break it up, is an absolutely priceless moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ehden6aPl0

I'll be round the now!

Stevo, if you want a list of the former Raith Rovers players who could do a job for you in your next failed attempt at getting out of the 2nd Division, just ask.

Tough Enough is quite possibly the best thing going on in Wrestling/Not Wrestling but Sports entertainment. WWE is stale and in need of another Nexus or a massive heel turn. TNA is just the bad things about WCW but actaully worse

If u r fancying a bet 2day back Merchant of Dubai in the 6:55pm at Hamilton. 1 of my mates was playing golf with 1 of the owners, who he knows the other day. He said this thing has been beating Hawkeyethenoo in the gallops & should win this upcoming race!! Hawkeyethenoo won a race at Ascot last Saturday! I've been told a guy in Ayr just put £370 on it. He claimed trainer Jim Goldie had told him to put all his winnings from Hawkeyethenoo on this! It's round about 11/4, 3/1. Cheers.

Could be worse, you could be VL Ton

It must have been Canard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZSFW6oM58

Everything you post on here is due to "a mate" of yours or "a few mates" of yours. How's about this, f**k off.

not been on in a while , Give the Guy Graham a chance i say , and if baird wants to leave ill be gutted cause good player but then on other hand i think well f**k him doesnt want to play for the shirt and the club doesnt deserve to wear it !!

This doesn't constitute "banter" or a "joke", in my opinion. This is just simply bullying. The c**t who did this deserves a kick in the bollocks.

I had Ben from Biffy through my turnstile at Rugby Park today. Just about the only highlight of my day tbh.

You don't have to be signed to do pre-season though. Airdrie signed their entire squad on the day before the first Cup tie last season. Thistle had some players in the same category such as Simon Donnelly. I'm not saying we're necessarily not signing anyone over the summer because we can't afford it (though it's bound to be a consideration), but if that was the case we're certainly not talking about two weeks, we're talking about as much as 8 weeks potentially.

Our fans giving someone a chance. The only reason Tade was given any leeway was because of his first goal against East Fife, and even then there were doubted. Scott McBride is probably the best example. The lad might not be the best footballer, but his debut against Cowdenbeath was greeted by ironic cheers by morons when he went off after recieving boos for the best part of the game.

Boobs are too big when

George Galloway on Neil Lennon. This is a facebook link, so if you can't see it, I'm sure it can be copied and pasted. I read the first couple of lines of this. I actually got as far as the reference to Lennon as "courageously outspoken" and then I got annoyed. Don't get me wrong, what happened last night shouldn't have happened and I've yet to see a convincing reason that makes sending bombs or bullets through the post is acceptable, but "courageously outspoken"? No, not at all. He swans around when he's not in any immediate danger, cupping his ears to opposition fans in a "ha, f**k you" gesture, but last night, when someone decided that he was a dick and what he really needed was a good slap, he was clearly terrified and really quite shaken. He's not courageous in any sense of the word, he is a coward and an arsehole. I'd be terrified if I were him too, of course, but then one might suggest that acting the swaggering big man the way he does he should probably accept that he's going to wind people up, and when you're invovled with the Old Firm, you can really wind people up. I would never condone the actions of the idiots involved in either the mail nonsense or the idiot last night, but I'm not about to say that Lennon is anything he's not either.

^^^ going through massive dry spell.... Anyway im disgusted at the lack of P&Ber's who i have as friends on Facebook