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  1. More to the point, if he lives with his maw why the f**k was he ironing?
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  2. Baby Rajpelt arrived safe and well Tuesday after a long labour. 9 pound 7, what a bruiser!!!!!
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  3. My hand is a DOLPHIN!
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  4. Is it possible that he's just stuck somewhere with his hand stuck through the head of a bib and thus unable to type properly?
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  5. See if you'd bought your mum a Mother's Day present, or even just a card, she'd probably have given you the extra 19p.
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  6. Huh, must've been not long after I'd last been on the site since it only said the two on Parney Street, the comic book store and static games. My link you can just watch it on the megavideo link since it's only 40 minutes.
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  7. Ingelby star 16/1 4:40 new ew
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  8. What did he do after that happened, run around in a circle flapping his hands?
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  9. I wish I was you... only without the Aberdeen affiliation Saw the photo of the Caird Hall on The View's Facebook page; even more mental than I remembered it!
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  10. The view were fucking excellent last night! If anyone saw me I was the long haired sweaty mess in the pit! promised myself before the gig I wouldn't go in the pit too haha
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  11. Nice to know I'm talked about so much on other peoples Facebook! On another note, and to my shame, there were some words that I started using a few years back as an over the top joke, that somehow, and I don't quite know how, ended up working their way into my vocabulary. The worst of these is "crivvens". I might be the only person I know outside the broons who uses this word. And also "jings".
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  12. F*ck the sex tape, I have a vivid imagination. I've already pictured the tea bagging scene and had to leave my desk as a result.
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  13. I had a fairly traumatic Encounter of the Turd Kind on Monday past. The only surprising aspect was that it took a whole extra day to exit my hungover wreck of a body. The unholy combination that led to this less than fun experience consisted of a portion of Beef with Fresh Chilli from the local Chinese (they've made it a bit hotter by incorporating more jalapenos and green chillis), followed by an epic sesh of vodka & red bull. Not l only did i lose my memory of anything after 11pm on Saturday night until waking up on Sunday morning, I spent most of Sunday sprawled pathetically on the settee carefully selecting TV viewing which didn't involve fast moving pictures. I also spent most of Sunday wondering what the f**k the occasional rumble in my guts was all about. I woke up Monday morning, and not for the first time, Sod's law dictated that there would be no hint of a need for shite until i'd had a bath, got dressed and was about to leave for work. Cue sudden twinge, recording time removal of trousers and underwear and a fairly bizarre shitting experience that probably only lasted 20 seconds, but seemed to include every single thing i'd eaten for the last week. A quick glance at my handiwork revealed sweetcorn (corn on the cob for tea on Thursday) undigested red peppers (stir fry Friday or Chinese on Sat - take your pick) and i'd swear to god I could smell a hint of peppercorn sauce (steak on Tuesday). Then there was the smell. Now, an average run-of-the-mill turd isn't usually too horrific, you know the ones, it doesn't smell awful while you're in there getting rid of the fucker, but should you forget to open the bathroom window, then have to go back in the 10 minutes later the true awfulness hits you. Well no, it wasn't one of those. This was the sort of shit that as soon as my arse was off the pan, there was nothing to obstruct the updraft of perhaps one of the most pungent-smelling shits i, (or probably anyone else for that matter) has ever produced. Dear god it was terrible. I prayed to every god that ever existed that the wiping would be quick and relatively painless so i could get out of there as soon as possible, and thankfully it was. A truly awful experience. The sort of shit that makes you change your shirt due to the paranoia that somehow the smell will cling to it and everyone at work will think you've crapped yourself. The sort of shit that results in complete failure to find a suitably comfortable driving position on your way to work. I was almost tempted to have another fucking bath afterwards, but the smell would have taken too long to clear.
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  14. Good find The Master, ooft.
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  15. Why is anyone responding to BM's trolling? Would be a shame to let him drag the thread down. Oh, and why are the PDC giving the Aberdeen fans any credit whatsoever? Is booing players at the doubles now a good thing? The only difference between them and the Glasgow cretins was no stuff getting thrown. They were still c***s though.
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  16. Really? I'd never noticed..... Don't kid yourself. The 30 year age difference alone is enough. I'm your Dad's age, remember! So in one breath you advise me not to mention the "P" word, and in another you're baiting me with it. Nice hypocritical Catch-22 there Adam. Well done. Leave it, Frank. They ain't worth it!
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  17. For the thread's sensitive souls, I've hidden the above.
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  18. not as revolting as salt i dont understand why people pulute food with salt the stuff is poison
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  19. Why are you providing less quotes than sources, do some of the sources not say Pato was better? I have to say, all these journalists are making me change my mind. I am really that weak willed. Again, when? You just make things up, don't you? Every single person on here? Well, that's totally incorrect for a start. Why have you quoted that? It's the case of whoever makes the first assertion. Eh, I'm pretty sure it did. I don't even remember saying Ibrahimovic did better than Crouch in the first leg, so all this hand wringing is for nothing. And did you ever answer that question? Zealot thinking? You mean a strongly held belief in God? Yeah, that's relevant in this debate I've already stated my almost complete lack of regard for most football journalists, and everyone on this site, but if other people want to base or alter their opinions at the behest of these groups then that is their prerogative. Still, no one want to debate the actual incidents in the game with me? Thought not, no it's google and links to the Daily Mirror Well, sure, but I can't really do it now you posted this. Oh, and x out of 10 ratings for players? As a football fan I find such Daily Record analysis abhorrent. It's lazy, shite and patronising attempt at judging the performance of players. Simple though, which is maybe find so many invest such significance in it.
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  20. I notice there wasn't this level of hounding when people were falling over themselves to tell others what was going to happen during the tram crash. Double standards on P&B, how unusual
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  22. I've had some leaflets this week. An SNP one and a Labour one. Both had instructions how to vote. I guess the m0ng that vote for them need every little bit of help right enough.
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  23. That Zack Ryder video is not in the slightest bit amusing ... His bit at WM though .. brilliant.
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