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The two actors look-alike too, in the same sense that John Hartson looks like Jackie Chan.

And yet, your private healthcare doesn't stretch...

So JoMo's a HoMo now then ?

Leeds enter with the big boys in Round 3 this year. 8th January.

Ruairidh brought us his potty a wee while ago and said pee, which he duly performed in potty!

Billionaire ft Bruno Mars by Travie McCoy of Gym Class Heroes

Hank Hill doesn't. He did when Buck Strickland's wife gained control of Strickland Propane, but that was only for one episode.

The Church goers who, due to the fact there are no parking restrictions on a Sunday, park right outside the Church but in doing so make driving dangerous and difficult for the rest of the community. You claim to be the moral and social heart of the area but in reality you're a bunch of selfish, self righteous twats.

at least if you join the army, you get a weapon.

Why are the games on facebook so bloody addictive??!

Fantastic review, you should write for Empire.

A two second glance at Google would have returned you this.. iTunes > Preferences > Advanced > Minimize iTunes to System Tray ..considerably less time than it took to post your thread..

So there I was, visiting my Gran in Glasgow's Southern General Hospital - where all the nurses would break the scales if they simply rested their massive bingo wing arms on them. Around the bed we're all having a bit of a laugh and a joke about how nurses training these days appears to be limited to a course on how to stretch their stomachs to the stage where they can cope with the copious amount of Cadbury's Heroes that they eat, when the woman in the next bed sets off her alarm. Through the glass partition we can see three nurses stood - I would say looking like Michelin Men but that's too kind. They all had really bad skin that made them look more like Mr Blobby. As part of the fun I started my stopwatch. Do you know it took so long for the nurses to respond I had forgotten I was timing them. Indeed after what must have been fully 10 minutes my Sister attended to the lady in the next bed and then went out to tell the nurses what the old lady needed. However the story doesn't end there. A few days ago I took my gran in some of her favourite biscuits - Borders Chocolate Gingers. They had gone so I asked my Gran if she enjoyed them and if she had been eating them with her tea. No she said. What actually happened was she asked a nurse to open the packet for her. As the nurse did my Gran said she should take one as a thank you, which the nurse duly did. She then asked if she could give one to each of her colleagues on the ward. My Gran looked and saw four, she said ok.....she never saw the biscuits again. Isn't it a sad day when lazy overweight, overpaid public sector nurses have to resort to stealing chocolate biscuits from their 92 year old patients. I guess this must be how their feed their lard addiction in an era where patients families are refusing to reward their shite standards of service with big tins of Roses.