Leaderboard

Is Perry Saturn not in a wheelchair? I heard he got shot trying to stop a gangrape on some girl. Every one knows he should've just asked if he could join in.

Stop trying to be funny, you tiresome fud.

Less incest, more Ben getting bullied plz x

that irish bint who presented blue peter seems to be on this week for no apparent reason other than she's blonde with a nice arse.

That's great, but Patrick drinks rum.

A bit uncalled for, but hey, whatever. No-one's talking about where your salary is paid, so I'm not sure why you've brought that up. By your own admission, a condition of the loan was that you have an open RBS account. If you don't have an open RBS account, you fail the condition of the loan and should have to repay it. That's fair enough to me, as you're not sticking to one of the conditions of the loan that you'd have agreed to when you took it out. As I said, I agree that the wording of the letters is poor. However, it's plain as day to see what they're saying. You want to close this account - you either repay the loan, or to keep the loan you need to keep the account open. It's not rocket science.

Half brotherly love.

It was fine until you showed up, now it reeks of man on man rimming. Now go take a flying f**k to yourself.

Your a poof. FACT

How can this topic possibly have nearly 1000 post. It's possibly the least interesting question you can ask someone. by the way im drinking orange juice.

*Note to Dubs - have my allocation of today's two red dots for still breathing. Incidentally, I'd love to know what your problem is with me, that you have this one-boy fatwah going? PS Cheers for the advice to Lyn-Marie and Mr X - It shall be sorted, no probs, it's just an unecessary pain in the arse from a major company that are currently parading themselves in their advertising as the "listening bank". Hypocrites!

Please do declare yourself bankrupt. It's obscene that you're allowed credit and a vote in the first place.

No, you're being as thick as them. The point is, it shouldn't matter where my salary is being paid into, providing I'm meeting my monthly payments - which I am and haven't missed since the loan started. I wanted to renegotiate the loan but they wouldn't have it and were so unhelpful I decided to change banks. So despite meeting all my repayments as usual and having the account kept open - according to them - they are now demanding the whole loan be repaid because I have closed my account, but I haven't because - according to them - it can't be closed whilst I still have a loan with them. It's banking according to Joseph Heller, FFS! Thanks for that. If we get one for the Guinea-pig, we'll have a shot at adjusting it to fit the rats. The only problem I can see is getting it on the rat in the first place!

Repayments have become too expensive. I tried to negotiate a lower rate over a longer term. RBS said no. I moved banks to BoS. RBS played dirty, keeping my repayments and an account open. BoS would like to take over loan but can't because RBS have put a debt chasing company, Westcot, on the account, hence a "bad debt" mark on my credit worthiness. I have kept up the RBS payments but can't swap it to BoS and am in the same financial armlock thanks to RBS. I am considering declaring myself bankrupt to fúck them all up! RBS - the "listening" bank - my fúcking arse! Capitalism? = RBS are the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Avanti populo, a la rescossa, bandiera rossa, bandiera rossa...avanti populo, a la rescossa, bandiera rossa, et libertad. Bandiera rossa, la triomphera! bandiera rossa, la triomphera, bandiera rossa, la triomphera, Viva Socialism, bella libertad!* *Note for youngsters - this is a popular song amongst the Spanish Civil War veterans, Marxists and Socialists across fascist oppressed Europe - read yer history books! Peace, love and solidarity, comrades of the old brigade! (Ask yer Red Clydesider granda's.....)

I agree, Chicago Town pepperoni pizzas are ace.

Double glazing companies We are looking to replace our dormar window in our bedroom as it is a sash style and lets in road noise,We have had 3 firms in. Company A=£800 which was a great price but i would not commit as they were the first to quote. Company B=Still not gave me a quote as they needed prices for scaffolding(not needed) Company C=£2830 I want one window done

Aye, there is. It's complicated by the fact the RBS have involved a debt collecting agency despite me continuing to make full monthly payments, thus fúcking my chances of a BoS loan with this "bad credit" record they've created. Cheers, much appreciated! (Gaz - no longer the "worst one of them all" - not that you ever were, of course) 1. I take it back, as I'm thick when it comes to money. 2. See above 3. I'm not complaining about paying; I'm complaining about not being able to renegotiate the rate at which I'm paying and being fúcked over by the RBS capitalist bastárds!

*Note to Kilt - have my allocation of today's two red dots for existing.