You are NOT "Bonkers Baz" or "Superb Steve", you are a pair of cúnts in shitty t-shirts going on holiday to Magalouf.
And wearing sashes denoting you are the bride to be's "Mum", "Auntie", "Best Mate" is crass....oh, and wearing an "L-Plate", purleeease....Don't tell me you haven't fúcked him already.....
Yes, I had an entertaining arrival at work this morning.....