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If you Google "Stirling Uni WebCT" then it takes you to the blackboard log-in which allows you to access WebCT. If you type "https://wwwmail.students.stir.ac.uk/src/login.php" into the address bar you can access your Webmail. It's only the "My Portal" link on the Uni's website that isn't working.

Some absolute bastard tried to steal my phone off me when I was walking along Kirkcaldy hig street earlier on. I was walking back towards the bus station from my birds and some dude came out of the pub. I had my phone in my hand flicking through tunes when I saw him put his hand on the top of the screen and try to grab it. I had a swing at him pretty much instantly and caught him flush right on the beak. He stumbled back, stopped, touched his nose with his hand, then turned and stumbled back into the pub. I wasn't for hanging about and legged it upto the bus station before he could go in and get his mates. What kind of people do that sort of thing!? See someone with a phone, so they try and steal it. I got such a fright and the punch was more a reaction thing than anything else. I hope I bought the dicks nose, and he thinks twice about trying to do it again.

Even though they probably are great matches. I just dont like any of his stuff because he is just such a tosser.

Oh! That's a big one!

Don't smoke is the cheapest option

Celtic's "bumblebee" kit. I've seen a lot of bumblebees in my time, and none of them have been fucking luminous green.

Do you think IF we did manage to get promoted (which I'm still not convinced about) that this thread would get dragged up with us?

I'm a caring sharing girl so I'll pass some on to you if I have too many.

Nice one, I love prizes.

FAO Peggy: It's not your pub anymore. So shut the fuck up. The bad thing is though, you can see that Roxy's venture is going to go tits-up a mile off and she'll need to crawling back to that one-titted cyclops troll-face.

I dunno, you went to private school didn't you? Your father was in the clergy (I think you've said)? Could be very appropriate.

yesterday someone put an anonymous note on the windscreen of my car, reading thus: "Could you please learn how to park properly. Thank You!" Now I could understand the outrage if I was taking up two spaces or something, or maybe parked too close to the car next to me, but my car was parked properly in a single space. Just as well the note was anonymous. I'm going to print out a reply and stick it to my window.

Fireman Sam's song goes: "You can not ignore, Sam is the hero next-door!" Why not? Does he come home from "Hero Of The Year" awards ceremonies and play David Bowie track "Heroes" all night, whilst watching endless re-runs of tv-show "Heroes" and eating a big box of "Heroes" in the shared back garden? Does he invite all the other heroes round, like Action Man, so they can have a big Hero party stopping you from getting to sleep? Or is it just a cheap rhyme? Is that what it really is? I FUCKING THINK SO.

^^^ this never happened

It's all down to timing, I swear!

naw

Which I obviously haven't got!

I take it you'd prefer something along the lines of "Take the finger oot yer arse and grow a pair, ya hypocritical Tory fuckwit" then?! You bite too easy, ya p***k. And wishing death on someone? What a clever boy!