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Just totally smacks of 'look at me', the classic one line post - "had a shit week" you could only be doing that to get attention. Fortunately there are a lot of sad c***s who think giving her lots of plus points and laughing at her posts will get them a ride. Think again cuntos! Same rules apply!

:lol: (just thought I'd join in )

:lol: Have a green dot. Can I get a ride now?

Indeed. The only sad f**k on this forum is you. You swan about P&B thinking your so fucking cool, it's pathetic!

Just out of pure curiosity, why do you feel the need to air this on a football forum?? Is it so all the sad fucks will swarm round you and say 'there there, it'll be ok'? I just don't see the point.

Your mum's not here yet.

Paisley's one way system. Grrr. Subsequently accidentally referring to Paisley as 'Pishley' in a professional conversation. Oh dear.

You're such a knob sometimes.

I wish I had a negative point to give.

Pathetic for no ridin at least 1 of the burds while the rest get ready:ph34r:. 10 mins man ya could dae her twice....grrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmppppphismshism

It would be perfectly acceptable for a guy to come on here and moan about a shit week, having been dumped by his bird but because I am a girl it means I want attention... I see.

Nice one, I love prizes.

Of course !! It did start off when we were in the first division I see the Mother's Day lunch advert has disappeared off the official website. Does that mean another function has been cancelled ?

Thank feck you're not an aromatherapist. Or a herbal remedy practitioner either, as Lavender oil is not the first essential oil I'd use for the symptoms described. Lavender is primarily used for relaxation, settled sleep and de-stressing massages. Depending on the type of cough she has, there are several herbal treatments that will help. Peppermint tea is very good at surpressing the cough reflex. Marshmallow root, frequently used in commercially available cough medicines, is helpful in easing a dry, hacking cough. Wild Cherry Bark syrup is a great expectorant if she has a phlegmy, congested chest cough. A quick trip to Holland & Barratt by Paisley Piazza should sort her out. If she wants to add an essential oil to the treatment, then Lavender can be used as it is a relaxant and inhalation will ease the respiratory tract. But I would recommend Cedarwood - good for loosening mucus, Eucalyptus - which does the same but with the added benefit of reducing inflammation. If she's been coughing that much, the throat will be very sore and Eucalyptus will ease that. She could also try Rosemary or Sandalwood oils - both of which ease upper respiratory tract infections. Obviously it helps if she has an essential oil burner and knows how to use it! I am waiving my usual consultation fee as a favour to Mountain Ash and shall send some positive energies her way. I realise you were trying to take the piss, (chanting any invocations to whatever deity would only exacerbate the cough, BTW, ya daftie!), but don't dabble in what you don't know. I wouldn't dream of advising you or anyone else of the comparative benefits of Monster Munch over Quavers, for example. Blessed Be! )O(

So you're going to let your wife take all the blame ??? You're only half the man I thought you were and that wasn't much to start with :lol:

"Sighs"

Wash your mouth out with soap..........oh, you're from Greenock - forget that then!