Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I've had a Romanian chum kip with me for the last month. All well and good. Except, in a fit of generosity, to rush out and replace the milk. With RED milk. I had a word and he realised the error of his ways. So he made up for it by going out and buying 2 litres of BLUE milk. Sadly, no red milk left to dilute it with. The Co-op purple milk is actually okay, not that it's ever darkened this doorstep. So what's your favourite milk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Always green until the Mrs went on a diet and changed it to the white water stuff, so I immediately switched to blue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Pigs milk. Pilk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Blue or green is acceptable. Green preferably. Anything else and you're wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 UHT roolz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) Blue or green is acceptable. Green preferably. Anything else and you're wrong. Very much this. Used to drink blue all the time as a kid (when I thought green was the Devil, pretty much my current view on red milk), now I don't enjoy drinking it at all. Can have blue with cereal but that's about it. UHT roolz. This came straight to mind: Eta: No jokes about white milk yet? Poor. Edited February 26, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Where's the breast option? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Dammit, young Jo beat me to it. Untampered would be my choice, but we are not allowed that in Scotland. It was great as a wean getting the proper stuff from relatives farms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Got to be blue for cereal. Green for anything else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Used to always have blue, but now have green. I'll be honest - I don't really notice the difference. Red milk is rancid. Something majorly the wrong with the guy who decided it was a good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Dammit, young Jo beat me to it. Untampered would be my choice, but we are not allowed that in Scotland. It was great as a wean getting the proper stuff from relatives farms. I'd forgotten about that. Used to get it from an Uncles farm near Moffat. Thick, creamy stuff in a big pail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Green. Used to be blue. Similar to mayo. Used to get the full fat, but now light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I'd forgotten about that. Used to get it from an Uncles farm near Moffat. Thick, creamy stuff in a big pail. Yet it's legal south of the border 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Green every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilky1878 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 WTF is purple milk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 WTF is purple milk? You get it from milking Nigel Farage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You get it from milking Nigel Farage. Aye, but what does it taste like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Aye, but what does it taste like? Freedom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Aye, but what does it taste like? Beer and fags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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