StewartyMac Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 John Lewis is for people that had to buy all their own furniture. So, that'll be everyone. Except you and Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Pretty sad to see people forming wee gangs on here. I doubt you'll be in any of them anyway. You're fucking shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Don't see the big deal with what GD did. It just seems like a bunch of plook faced weans rounding on the old boy like the last generation of plook faced weans did with Kilt. I had a feeling the OP would be a low quality streak of piss and it was simply confirmed by the photograph. He will be fat and bald by the time he hits 30 and living in a damp council house on some horrific Dundonian sink estate. Low quality breeding brings about these tragic results for humanity but the lad is fighting it, working for his money and you shouldn't ever knock that. I admire him for choosing to work, he will enjoy having a bit of wedge in his pocket up until real life kicks in, then he will be wearing Asda own brand clothes and buying the nearly out of date stuff and generally sinking into misery and depression as he realises he really didn't have any potential whatsoever and he has fulfilled it spectacularly well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 So, that'll be everyone. Except you and Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I doubt you'll be in any of them anyway. You're fucking shit. How come you're always beeling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Yes, you seem uncomfortable with people reminding everyone that you're a bigot. Nice attempt at deflection though. #bigot #dundeemink #unlucks It's like me saying you're a popular, happily married father of two who lives in a three-bedroomed house, free of mould, dampness and dry rot and who doesn't enjoy the occassional spicy penis curry; repeating that over and over isn't going to make it true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 A flame as bright as mine will inevitably attract moths. #alpha A Piper Alpha Male if you will. Ie, a fecking disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 A Piper Alpha Male if you will. Ie, a fecking disaster. :lol: You can't help but laugh sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Meanwhile, the only thing you actually know about me is that I have lots of condiments in my fridge ....and that you like cock curries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big paddy Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Don't see the big deal with what GD did. It just seems like a bunch of plook faced weans rounding on the old boy like the last generation of plook faced weans did with Kilt. I had a feeling the OP would be a low quality streak of piss and it was simply confirmed by the photograph. He will be fat and bald by the time he hits 30 and living in a damp council house on some horrific Dundonian sink estate. Low quality breeding brings about these tragic results for humanity but the lad is fighting it, working for his money and you shouldn't ever knock that. I admire him for choosing to work, he will enjoy having a bit of wedge in his pocket up until real life kicks in, then he will be wearing Asda own brand clothes and buying the nearly out of date stuff and generally sinking into misery and depression as he realises he really didn't have any potential whatsoever and he has fulfilled it spectacularly well. If granny had cropped the little tubby lad out of the picture, we would be looking at the 2013 version of Fagin and the Artful Dodger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Wunfellaff would be hammering the report button into oblivion if someone made a joke about Milltown Cemetery. Shame he needs to scrape the bottom of the "BANTER BARREL"* and jest about the Piper Alpha . Just need a sexist creepy comment to complete the set. *Bitches love alliteration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 A Piper Alpha Male if you will. Ie, a fecking disaster. :: applause :: Thats a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 A Piper Alpha Male if you will. Ie, a fecking disaster. If you just said stuff like this all the time and weren't so fucking creepy, you'd be an okay poster. Average or above. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Wunfellaff would be hammering the report button into oblivion if someone made a joke about Milltown Cemetery. Shame he needs to scrape the bottom of the "BANTER BARREL"* and jest about the Piper Alpha . Just need a sexist creepy comment to complete the set. *Bitches love alliteration. My cousins hubby was there , tuff. And "milltown" ? Get a grip. I have a leading RIRA man in the deadpool and I want points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 If you just said stuff like this all the time and weren't so fucking creepy, you'd be an okay poster. Average or above. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I hope you have permission from these cooking utensils to post their photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 If you approved of my posting style I reckon I'd be doing something wrong, teebs. #beige Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Does anyone else feel a bit uncomfortable watching Confidemus repeatedly attempt to crawl up Reynard's arse? #lackofdignity Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app This thread's certainly revealed an abundance of strange characters. Take the tragic case of StandFree03, for example. Hobbies appear to include; following people like Dee Man and xbl around an internet forum; trying to goad others into arguments (which he regularly loses — no one really wins these, do they?) and generally boring everyone else to tears. More people should post illustrations of P&B happenings using MS Paint. Start the thread Andy C! I'll get out the computerised palette and easel. F**k it, Enigma; lets do this. I'll get the ball rolling by illustrating my above point: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 S'ok , they're black Granny. Zen owns them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I hope you have permission from these cooking utensils to post their photos. Le Creuset can go f**k themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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