Although I think the Premiership is vastly over-rated, it never ceases to amaze me how some players can get a game every week for some teams in this League.

For example

Chimbonda. One of the worst players I have ever seen, he always seems to be giving the ball away or fouling people. How anyone would be comfortable with him at right back is beyond me.

McShane. What the f**k is this guy all about? He plays like he is dancing on the spot and is always all over the place, headless chicken. A total liability yet seems to play every week.

Ameobi. What the f**k? Has this guy ever had a good game?

And so on.

Titus Bramble is another, he seems to make a big mistake every other week and still a first pick.

I'd also like to add the boy Gomes at Spurs to the list. Horrible, horrible goalkeeper.

Good shout, can you believe what they paid for him and let Robinson go for???

I can believe what they paid for him. He was terrific with PSV. Shame that it's not turned out well with Spurs.

I always go with Bendtner in a thread like this.

Emanuel Eboue.

But the obvious one is Gomes. I just can't believe he is a 'keeper. Just can't believe it. And for £8.8m. Bloody hell. Think Chelsea had him lined up as their second to Cech.

I would rather have Gomes from the Addams Family in goals.

In all honesty Rory Delap.
He has no footballing ability at all.
All he does is throw the ball.

I agree with Eboue he is terrible.

I would go with Bendtner too, he is awful. A big lumbering idiot of a player

Would agree but can see why Wenger sticks with him as everytime i see him play for Denmark he looks nothing short of class.

Amdy Faye.

Wasn't good enough for the SPL nevermind the EPL

Kenwyn Jones is shite.
I bet he scores now.

That is a perfect description of John Obi Mikel. A fucking terrible football player.

Paul Stalteri
Wayne Routledge
Marlon Harewood
Carlo Nash
Nick Colgan
Dickson Etuhu
Danny Mills
David Healy
Michael Brown

Nice and comprehensive.

John O'Shea. I genuinally believe that I could do a better job than what he does. He's versatile alright. He's fucking useless in many a position.

Agreed, one of the worst players in the Premiership without a doubt.

Prem League Donkey 11

1. Gomes

2. Eboue
3. J Lloyd Samuel
5. Kaboul
6. Bramble (Although he does have the odd good game )

7. J. Pennant
4. Bouba Diop
8. P. Neville (or wherever else Moyes can find a place in the team for him)
11. Boa Morte

9. C. Cole
10. Ameobi

12. Hunt
13. Almunia
14. Ben Haim
15. Whitehead
16. Kilbane
17. Harewood
18. Vassell

Think now in the Championship. Got far to bigheaded when at Palace

Nicky Butt

Pretty sure he's on loan at Cardiff. Signed for Villa in January and still hasn't reached double figures in appearances.

Kevin Kilbane is a great shout though and to think he's got 80/90 caps for Ireland as well .

I don't know if he is shite or not, but Jo looks to be on his way out at Citeh already. Always found that a rather strange transter for the amount of money involved.

Djimi Traore.

David Bentley.. based on recent form.

Couldn't agree more.
Also, Darius Vassell is fcuking useless!

Scott Carson ?

Julien Faubert ?

Can I just point out to every who claims to be suprised at some of the shite to play in the Premiership. Bob Malcolm played in the EPL last season, i repeat, Bob Malcolm!

Another could be:

Mido

I think Jones is a great player

Christopher Samba anyone????

Kenny Miller

Edit to add: All of Derbys team last season.

You and I both hate him!

A guy who is no longer in the Premiership, but utter shite.

Ronnie Wallwork


How shite like this made it to the Premier League, I've no idea.

Kenwyn Jones is garbage - have to agree with the earlier poster.

Who was it last season who claimed Sunderland would get more back for him than they paid?

That is one s**tty team!

The left back Olsson from Blackburn was absolutely comedy yesterday.

At one point tabloids would have you believe all of the 'big 4' were interested in him to the tune of £40 million, for what it's worth I think he is ok as a target man but very overrated, can't remember anything of him for Southampton other than going in goal once.

No wonder though he's fucking rancid.

I hate him as well - he is fucking awful.

Though better than Liverpool's Lucas obviously.

Alan Hutton

John O'Shea- A square peg in every round hole.

I'd disagree with that.

Fair enough Lucas does seem pretty awful but at least he can play football a little bit.

To be fair he's been brutal all season it was just more apparent yesterday because Lennon had more pace than anyone else he's come up against so far.

Speaking of whom, If Aaron Lennon didn't have pace he'd be nowhere near the English Premier League.

'Spurs fan I know; 'he's a legend, he just needs to learn how to cross and shoot'. He's a fucking winger!

It's funny, I was going to post his name and you beat me to it. He was fucking awful, truly pish.



Another shite player and what the f**k are his gay windmill arms all about?

James Milner. Why do people rate him? He's like Shaun Maloney, just overdoes it the point where you want to stab his eyes out.

Who does rate him though?

Apart from Martin O'Neill obvisouly

Is he the worst ever 10 million pound player? I think he might be...

I'd agree with with that entire squad that DJP posted apart from Ben Haim, who I think is at least a decent defender, if not amazing or anything.

John Obi Mikel

I believe it was even more than that. But the good news is that people are beginning to see the light.

Speaking of which, I believe Newcastle spent 17 million on Damien Duff, who has scored a whopping two (count 'em) goals apparently.

Yes, I think it is now being realised he is total pish.

It is a sad indictment of football today when his signing for 12 million was it(?) raised relatively few eyebrows.

I don't think Newcastle paid that much for Duff, Chelsea maybe but not Newcastle?

He's been shite anyway, agreed. But then they know a lot about how to spend ludicrous sums on no hopers.

Also I don't agree with the criticism that John Obi Mikel gets. He doesn't pretend to be anything other than a player who sits in front of the defence and sprays passes around all day, doing very little else. He can't be THAT bad if he plays every week for Chelsea, can he?

I'm not saying he's the new Makelele, he can't really tackle, but I don't think they look to him to do that.

I stand corrected. It was Chelsea. Whatever Newcastle paid, it was too much.

John Terry.

Don't think he's shyt so to speak, but criminally overated. Carvalho is the far superior of the two, sure someone told me that every game Chelsea lost last season, John Terry played.

Agree with every name mentioned pretty much. Exceptiong being Nicky Butt think he's pretty good. Certainly was at his peak anyway.

Also he's not there anymore but Senderos,
Hibburt at Everton is appalling.