I'll start:

P45 for &

For Raith to win their remain games of this year and building up a steady lead over Brechin. Kevin Smith to decide that top level football is over-rated and to sign a contract while dropping to low wages.

Shouldn't you add another team to that statement?

Anyway for me...A promotion ticket...don't care if it's an automatic ticket or a play off ticket. If I think about it mind, winning the play offs would bring some much needed memories and some revenue for the club, but that's just me being picky.

A new stadium.

Our best performance of the last six years in winning 6-1 on the 31st January. 31st January...that will be the 10th anniversary of one of the finest moments in AUFC's history...Andy Walker for the half time draw anyone?

And last but not least a decent cup run, with a Sky televised game against one of the bigots or THEM.

I don't ask for much do I?

Nope, East Fife have blown it!

Seriously though, for Ayr to stay the pace they will eventually need to beat the teams above them.

This would then give their players the confidence to push on for the title.

I agree, but we are still there without having shone against the top two. Five points from five games(Hopefully eight points from six after tomorrow) against the top half of the league isn't good enough. Brechin and Peterhead away in December are two very tough games for us, but on the positive, Aitken looks as though he may be out for a few weeks which gives Stevenson a chance to play in his best position...as long as he keeps the heid that is!!!

Not the messiah?

It's crazy the amount of times fans look forward to what they deem to be a terrific signing only to get slapped squarely in the pus by a shadow of the player.

Happened to us many, many times

A bomb to land in Fife.

Trying to drag us down to make you feel at home?

Didn't take to much thought. Santa to wipe off all our debt probably a common thing on wish lists this christmans.

If a bomb hit Brechin, how long would it take people to notice?

The lack of poor East Fife fans picking up slim pickings would be the dead giveaway.





The Forth Road Bridge should never have been built.

Boo-fucking-hoo

Fife's not an island.

It would depend on whether or not a bus was also involved.

I don't really get either of those to be honest.

I'd settle for Internet access in Fife to be banned.

It made sense to me when I posted it at 4am. Not so much now.

Here's my Christmas wish list .......

1.... I'd like to see Deano as captain. Hoping that his tenacity, industry and enthusiasm can permeate through the rest of midfield in particular.

2.... I'd also like to see the strawman (Stevo) get a brain for Xmas.

3.... Present 'El Capitan' gtf.

4.... Central defense is mostly ok at this level but, big Campbell could not turn not 'turn on the low green'. Tade showed him up good and proper the other week and step up in class will do the same thing.

5.... Hold on to Prunty at all costs.

What Id like would be

1. To Finish above Raith And Ayr

2. If above fails Win Play offs

3. To Keep Michael O'Neill a couple of more Seasons (Unlikely!)

4. For Diack to Stay (Doubtfull)

5 For Baird to be signed permamantly in Jan

6. For the selected dicks who give the team abuse whatever happens to GTF

I just want money please Santa.

Girls aloud (inc. the ginger one) shaved flange, sussies the lot.

f**k football!

I would like to see us win at least one game before the New Year. Not too much to ask!

A new manager with a fresh approach.

Young, old, experienced, proven, enthusiastic, journeyman, player manager, respected.........anything, I don't care.

Derek Ferguson or Steven Tweed would do.

There's a two for the price of one deal at Stirling just now, take & you get John O'Neill free.....

Especially the ginger one. f**k ye all!

In i sinister kinda way..................i agree.
Long live the ginger one.

Damm right!

Something to keep Bryan Scott fit.

I would like all the other clubs to have wage structures proportional to their debt. I am fed up of watching us get beaten by better teams with more expensive players, and masses and masses of debt. Meanwhile, we sit near (not on!) the bottom of the league, paying the price for spending prudently and not running up a massive debt.

1) Bryan Prunty to stay at Ayr.
2) When we are cruising not to take our feet off the peddke but absolutely pound the team we are playing.
3) Not to concede such stupid goals.
Not much

£250 000 Please Santa

1. A ban on opponents getting loan players who always score against us.
2. Some loan players who score for us

Jesus Christ would be yer man there, not Santa.

For Christmas I'd like Brechin and Ayr United to kindly piss off out of the league title race.

I'd like a Goalkeeper so fat we could wedge him into the goals at 5 to 3 and Lurpak him up at half time/full time to shift him.

Defensive genius I am.

I have heard on the grapevine that Andy Goram has come out of retirement and was last seen heading towards Kirkcaldy.

You heard it here first

Yasss. 'mon the fatty.

Lost some weight.

Viva the Flying Pig

Hopefully santa is listening again this year, as he played a blinder last year getting rid of Marvin Andrews.

So santa, a nice shiney trophy please and to become a wee fish in a bigger pond.

I'll have you know I was trying out a new scooter for my son....