My mate was telling me he phoned up the Celtic FC Brick Hotline to buy a brick for Christmas.
They were happy to sell him one until he said he wanted tae put 'RFC Forever' on it. Then for some strange reason he was refused even though they were the initials of a life long friend he was looking to commemorate! Surely this isn't right or do you have tae have the correct name or even initials tae take up this offer?

This is clearly made up, you do not have a mate.

Seriously though, does this not show some kind of prejudice?

No as it is clearly made up.

How is it made up? Are you saying it is impossible to be a Celtic fan and have those initials?

I got turned down as well when I asked for a brick to commemorate my late aunt - Carol Ursula Naomi Taylor.

And I'm not even an OF Fan.

No, I do think it is highly unlikely that a Celtic 'fan' would want they intials printed on Paradise, and also it makes it extremely suspicious that this rare occurence would happen to a 'mate' of yours.

It may be highly unlikely but not impossible! What isn't impossible either is that a mate of mine happens tae be a Celtic supporter! Gers fans do know people socially who frequent the East End Community Centre. You seem to be deflecting the issue here which, tae be fair, ain't that big a surprise!

I know it not impossible, thats what I just said.

Obviously its clear you may have some sort of imaginary friend that supports Celtic, however its that Celtic fans initials that would seem strange, especially since they are friends with you also..One of the biggest bluenoses on this site.

I can't discuss an issue which I believe to be of no relevance as it did not happen.

So the fact that my mate said it happened and you don't believe him means it has nae relevance!
I'll tell ye what then, if I try and buy a brick tomorrow and ask for the same text, what do you think they will say to me?

I don't think it happened and find it highly unlikely that it did, why? Because you tend to talk a lot of pish.

Secondly, I don't know. Why don't you step outside to your local landline and see.

Seeing as you don't know says it all really, I'll keep you updated on how I get on. If they say yes I might even buy 10 and use the names from some of my favourite Gers players!

What is your friends name?

I don't think he would appreciate me giving his name out on a public forum but his mates surname was Cullen. Why do you ask? And did you know someone with the 'RFC' initials??

This is ridiculous, I'm sure if Rangers ever ran such a scheme they would be delighted to let me have a brick using the initials of my dear departed friend, Charles Frederick Colquhoun.

Seriously, shouldn't this tripe be in the General Nonsense Forum?

Yes it should. Though if my friend Frank Timothy Provan croaks it soon, please let me know how you get on Top Cat.

Your name has to be John Paul Finbar O'Monaghen to even get through on the line

My wives aunt was in the Rangers shop a couple of years ago looking for a Mug with the name 'Pat' on. The assistant politely told her that he didn't think they had any in stock with that name

Dave - if your friend still wants to get his initials put on a brick, why doesn't he just drop the middle F.

I'm sure RC will go down a treat

Was gona get my mate a brick aswell, as he is a celtic fan, his nickname is "Tattie" you think they will accept?

I wanted to get a brick at Ibrox with "up the RA " on it because i served in the Royal Artillery but they said no.
Wonder why that was

My auntie Ira had the same problem

Well one of the lads I'm mates with was refused his 2nd name on the Rangers home top, due to it being 'Queens' and he wanted the #11 on it.

One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Scotland's Shame FC supporter arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share.

The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the Scotland's Shame FC supporter were settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew.

'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.' 'No problem,' said the Hindu. 'I'll sleep out there instead.' So off he went
to the barn, leaving the Scotland's Shame FC supporter & the Jew to share the room.

They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu.

'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.'

The Scotland's Shame FC supporter grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door.










It was the cow and the pig .... !!!!!

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