Can the soapdodgers go down in history as the first club to go through an entire First Division campaign without winning a match?

One thing is for sure - Morton are are the worst team in the history of the First Division!

Their ramshackle ground belongs in the Second Division.

"One thing is for sure - Morton are are the worst team in the history of the First Division!"

you are talking complete pish. get off the heroin.

however, i must admit they are awful (cant believe we drew 2-2 away with them) right enough it was after our game that i think they really went piss poor.

Think its you who has to get off the heroin as its clearly a wind-up.

We have Clyde at home two weeks time. That will decide our season methinks and I expect a new manager to be in place for that game.

To be fair to them, they did come within 90 seconds of winning a game this season, and had it not been for the attempted cheating of Brian Wake when he was sent off, they would have done so.

Having said that, you don't have to be good to beat us this season.

But will you win the game?

I don't know. I'd be rather pissed off if we can't beat shit like Clyde and it would certainly point to relegation. Even a win doesn't make things alright, just recuperable.

You are a tedious cnt. Broken record etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc...

You almost sounded bitter there.

Actually, we do have some cracking players. What we don't have is someone decent to manage them.

Collectively you are the second worst side I've seen in this division, from either of the last two years.
I could say the same about our players, but not with a straight face.

So who beats us to the wooden spoon?

Greenock Morton FC 2008-09.

You were quick to find a WiFi hotspot tonight.

Oh dear. I see that Fast Action has clearly rattled your cage.

Gus MacPherson!

Ah Corporal Stupid. People in glass houses etc..

And it may well be replaced in the 1st division next season with a brand spanking new stadium filled with the same old shite

That's a number of seasons now that opposition fans have been predicting that St. Mirren won't be in the SPL the following season!

And every time they have been wrong.

What is certain though is that St. Johnstone will be in the First Division next season. Where they belong.

PS I loved the play on my username - that's never been done before. Very clever.

I bet I'm more confident of us going up than you are of the midden avoiding the drop.Enjoy your pumping tomorrow.Oh!!! I forgot, your not even going are you.

I bet your not.



Indeed I'm not going. I have better things to do than go to Love Street. I'll see it on the TV though. Not sure if we'll pump Rangers though - but thanks for the vote of confidence.

How the hell can a St Mirren fan laugh at anyone else considering they're bottom of there own league?

Taking shots at Morton is pretty pathetic when your own side is shite.

St. Mirren might be shite...... but at least we're shite in the SPL.

Now children, may I may it clear that no Morton fan is under the illusion that we are not shite. That is all.

Thats all you ever have to come back with.Never will so many laugh at so few, when your team get relegated

I would rather be good in the 1st than shite in the SPL

I'm pretty sure Morton will win more league games in the first division this season than St Mirren will win in the first division next season.

what a poor thread.

i agree load of immature bollocks, started by a shit stirring idiot who should clearly concentrate on his own sides problems

We should not really be replying to TITS like that it only encourages them.

Right you are.

And you'd rather reach (and lose) a cup final and play in Europe than play in the SPL. Yeah yeah.

Better ask a Livingston or QOS fan their opinion then.

I'll give you,you were shite in the SPL.

But you are responding, which means that he has rattled you and you are bothered enough to post.

Morton weren't that bad yesterday, and were unlucky in hitting woodwork twice before we scored.
Before the season started I thought it would be a relegation mini-league between us two, Clyde and Airdrie, and thats the way it seems.

Oh, we were.

I'd rather be shite in the SPL than shite in the First Division like Dunfermline.

Its also more enjoyable beating Rangers rather than Clyde.

Indeed. And I really enjoyed concentrating on my own side's problems against Rangers today.

Read my signature and weep. Morton are the worst team in First Division history.

if morton dont win their next league game they can forget about winning for the rest of the season.

Never a truer word spoken. Going by our last two performances, if Morton cannot take three points from that game, then like us, they do not deserve to be in the league.

Actually I would

What I don't get is that Captain_Sensible is a brilliant poster on a running thread on the general nosense section but seems to be an arse whenever he comes to talk about football?

The only hope for us is it's an away game.







WE'RE PISS AND WE KNOW WE ARE

If I was a Clyde fan I wouldn't be worrying, for two reasons:

1. You might be shit but we must be far, far worse.

2. Even if by some miracle we're winning, the referee will play on until you score anyway.

You are either lying or you are just a fool.

Football is a game of rivalries. Point scoring and having banter with opposition fans is a big part of the fun of football. I'll go into work tomorrow and have great fund with the Rangers fans I work with.

I doubt any of them will lose the plot though and start calling me names!

Mind you, its always easy to be abusive when sitting behind a keyboard.

Enjoy your prolonged stay in the diddy leagues. Its what Dunfermline deserve after all their cheating. Read my signature and weep.

-Sigh-

Good result for your ugly, dirty, smelly lot. The only thing I enjoy more than the midden getting pumped is seeing the scummy bigots from Glasgow/Dublin/Great Britain (delete as appropriate) fail too.

Today I couldn't lose, right?

Wrong, now I have a cold.

It was fantastic

How many games did Stirling Albion win last season? And how many did they have at this stage of the season?

It's St Mirren's task to beat Rangers, they're in the same league. No-one gives a flying f**k whether they do or not.

If you want I will put the latest St Mirren cis cup score in my signature..come to think of it what did you think of that game

Now you have Brian Wake and his attempted cheating to thank for that. That lies in your hands - not ours or the refs. If David Irons had anything about him, he would have fined Wake for costing you those points.