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The Hun's Ghost
I thought this morning after reading two naive gentlemen pat themselves on the back, namely Igtzer and Garden Shed, I should indeed give you into a real insight on my dear friend 'The Hun'.

Igtzer and Garden Shed patting themselves on the back late last night did indeed make me laugh for while they were fighting for who was the clever one, neither realised that they had indeed been played like many in a surprisingly easy game of text poker! Swampy, Glasnost and others should also take a bow! laugh.gif

Throw off the blinkers that protect your ego and ask yourself a truthful question.
'Were you played by The Hun because he found it easy to do so when anonymity on the internet provides that opportunity'. Most probably, quite probably, no, yes! rolleyes.gif

Various answers but which one would be the truth?? All of them! laugh.gif

The Hun for both your information shall explain.

I always knew the term was initially used against Celtic and then turned towards ourselves. Indeed Iain Archer used the term in a newspaper report like Lord Haw Haw referred to and our argument was good indeed. Btw Swampy and Mr Beyemystic, that little supposed letter from my friend indeed created enough argument to show that you shouldn't judge a book by a cover! wink.gif Rangers fans don't all sit down and sing the sash you know but some us do know the words. Doesn't mean we live our adult life as a bigot! wink.gif

Anyway I diverse, someone also quite rightly pointed out the term is offensive to Protestants in Northern Ireland but by allowing it to affect us, we create the opportunity for it's use.

I'm proud to be a Rangers supporter and you can call me what you wish. That is your problem not mine. If I need to be warped in my sense of humour by sticking it under your noses to irate you further then so be it. The opportunity arises so often using the English language to twist situations and guide people on words without expression. Did I build the image you have of me or was it creation crafted to draw opinion. Think about it! wink.gif

The key thing as a Rangers fan, (which I indeed am) was to ensure that you understood that not all Rangers fans are bigots and the generalisation you chose to tar many of us with was in fact false.

In the circles I keep there is a general humour on the perceived notion that Huns as you like to call us are indeed part of a bigot syndrome inherited as a youth. Indeed you are right that in some quarters there's a degree of disdain towards our catholic brethren for the religion they follow but this is usually dispelled by the educated come adulthood when you discover there are many assholes of all religion and also, many decent people of all religions.

Overall I think The Hun proved two points. One that you can lead anyone down an alley of perception and deceit using the faceless keyboard and secondly, that there are Rangers fans out here in the real world who don't really care what you call us as you have no real influence on our own lives. If anything, you allow us the time to laugh at the name callers while watching them tell themselves they are in control.

The question you should finally ask, how many were duped on here by me and how many got it!
Not many I suspect going by the ease in which you retaliated to carefully worded points designed to antagonise the bigots on both sides.

In saying that, I'm sure the really astute who stood back and watched others reveal true blindness and naivety by following simple text put down by The Hun identified that the said poster was indeed toying with you. In fact, I can say early in April of this year, NO.8 on here nearly worked it out but simple text deflection and a rest from the board by me seemed to dampen his investigation.

So gentleman, were the bigoted amongst you duped? rolleyes.gif

Remember, bigotry is truly for fools and there is definitely a few of fools on here!

Gentlemen, good morning! wink.gif
Fizzy Gillespie
i got as far as the third paragrah and then ZZzzzzzzzz
Eönwë
QUOTE (Fizzy Gillespie @ Sep 27 2008, 10:08) *
i got as far as the third paragrah and then ZZzzzzzzzz

What?! Is that your respnse?
Fizzy Gillespie
so what's he coming clean about, being an enormous fag on the internet?
the igzter
QUOTE (The Hun's Ghost @ Sep 27 2008, 09:53) *
I thought this morning after reading two naive gentlemen pat themselves on the back, namely Igtzer and Garden Shed, I should indeed give you into a real insight on my dear friend 'The Hun'.

Igtzer and Garden Shed patting themselves on the back late last night did indeed make me laugh for while they were fighting for who was the clever one, neither realised that they had indeed been played like many in a surprisingly easy game of text poker! Swampy, Glasnost and others should also take a bow! laugh.gif

Throw off the blinkers that protect your ego and ask yourself a truthful question.
'Were you played by The Hun because he found it easy to do so when anonymity on the internet provides that opportunity'. Most probably, quite probably, no, yes! rolleyes.gif

Various answers but which one would be the truth?? All of them! laugh.gif

The Hun for both your information shall explain.

I always knew the term was initially used against Celtic and then turned towards ourselves. Indeed Iain Archer used the term in a newspaper report like Lord Haw Haw referred to and our argument was good indeed. Btw Swampy and Mr Beyemystic, that little supposed letter from my friend indeed created enough argument to show that you shouldn't judge a book by a cover! wink.gif Rangers fans don't all sit down and sing the sash you know but some us do know the words. Doesn't mean we live our adult life as a bigot! wink.gif

Anyway I diverse, someone also quite rightly pointed out the term is offensive to Protestants in Northern Ireland but by allowing it to affect us, we create the opportunity for it's use.

I'm proud to be a Rangers supporter and you can call me what you wish. That is your problem not mine. If I need to be warped in my sense of humour by sticking it under your noses to irate you further then so be it. The opportunity arises so often using the English language to twist situations and guide people on words without expression. Did I build the image you have of me or was it creation crafted to draw opinion. Think about it! wink.gif

The key thing as a Rangers fan, (which I indeed am) was to ensure that you understood that not all Rangers fans are bigots and the generalisation you chose to tar many of us with was in fact false.

In the circles I keep there is a general humour on the perceived notion that Huns as you like to call us are indeed part of a bigot syndrome inherited as a youth. Indeed you are right that in some quarters there's a degree of disdain towards our catholic brethren for the religion they follow but this is usually dispelled by the educated come adulthood when you discover there are many assholes of all religion and also, many decent people of all religions.

Overall I think The Hun proved two points. One that you can lead anyone down an alley of perception and deceit using the faceless keyboard and secondly, that there are Rangers fans out here in the real world who don't really care what you call us as you have no real influence on our own lives. If anything, you allow us the time to laugh at the name callers while watching them tell themselves they are in control.

The question you should finally ask, how many were duped on here by me and how many got it!
Not many I suspect going by the ease in which you retaliated to carefully worded points designed to antagonise the bigots on both sides.

In saying that, I'm sure the really astute who stood back and watched others reveal true blindness and naivety by following simple text put down by The Hun identified that the said poster was indeed toying with you. In fact, I can say early in April of this year, NO.8 on here nearly worked it out but simple text deflection and a rest from the board by me seemed to dampen his investigation.

So gentleman, were the bigoted amongst you duped? rolleyes.gif

Remember, bigotry is truly for fools and there is definitely a few of fools on here!

Gentlemen, good morning! wink.gif


What's the weather like up your own arse ?
Swampy
QUOTE (The Hun's Ghost @ Sep 27 2008, 08:53) *
I thought this morning after reading two naive gentlemen pat themselves on the back, namely Igtzer and Garden Shed, I should indeed give you into a real insight on my dear friend 'The Hun'.

Igtzer and Garden Shed patting themselves on the back late last night did indeed make me laugh for while they were fighting for who was the clever one, neither realised that they had indeed been played like many in a surprisingly easy game of text poker! Swampy, Glasnost and others should also take a bow! laugh.gif

Throw off the blinkers that protect your ego and ask yourself a truthful question.
'Were you played by The Hun because he found it easy to do so when anonymity on the internet provides that opportunity'. Most probably, quite probably, no, yes! rolleyes.gif

Various answers but which one would be the truth?? All of them! laugh.gif

The Hun for both your information shall explain.

I always knew the term was initially used against Celtic and then turned towards ourselves. Indeed Iain Archer used the term in a newspaper report like Lord Haw Haw referred to and our argument was good indeed. Btw Swampy and Mr Beyemystic, that little supposed letter from my friend indeed created enough argument to show that you shouldn't judge a book by a cover! wink.gif Rangers fans don't all sit down and sing the sash you know but some us do know the words. Doesn't mean we live our adult life as a bigot! wink.gif

Anyway I diverse, someone also quite rightly pointed out the term is offensive to Protestants in Northern Ireland but by allowing it to affect us, we create the opportunity for it's use.

I'm proud to be a Rangers supporter and you can call me what you wish. That is your problem not mine. If I need to be warped in my sense of humour by sticking it under your noses to irate you further then so be it. The opportunity arises so often using the English language to twist situations and guide people on words without expression. Did I build the image you have of me or was it creation crafted to draw opinion. Think about it! wink.gif

The key thing as a Rangers fan, (which I indeed am) was to ensure that you understood that not all Rangers fans are bigots and the generalisation you chose to tar many of us with was in fact false.

In the circles I keep there is a general humour on the perceived notion that Huns as you like to call us are indeed part of a bigot syndrome inherited as a youth. Indeed you are right that in some quarters there's a degree of disdain towards our catholic brethren for the religion they follow but this is usually dispelled by the educated come adulthood when you discover there are many assholes of all religion and also, many decent people of all religions.

Overall I think The Hun proved two points. One that you can lead anyone down an alley of perception and deceit using the faceless keyboard and secondly, that there are Rangers fans out here in the real world who don't really care what you call us as you have no real influence on our own lives. If anything, you allow us the time to laugh at the name callers while watching them tell themselves they are in control.

The question you should finally ask, how many were duped on here by me and how many got it!
Not many I suspect going by the ease in which you retaliated to carefully worded points designed to antagonise the bigots on both sides.

In saying that, I'm sure the really astute who stood back and watched others reveal true blindness and naivety by following simple text put down by The Hun identified that the said poster was indeed toying with you. In fact, I can say early in April of this year, NO.8 on here nearly worked it out but simple text deflection and a rest from the board by me seemed to dampen his investigation.

So gentleman, were the bigoted amongst you duped? rolleyes.gif

Remember, bigotry is truly for fools and there is definitely a few of fools on here!

Gentlemen, good morning! wink.gif


Too long, didn't read
LordHawHaw
QUOTE (Swampy @ Sep 27 2008, 11:34) *
Too long, didn't read



I just read every third word
Young Andy
QUOTE (Swampy @ Sep 27 2008, 11:34) *
Too long, didn't read


You made the right choice.

I wish i could say the same
Eönwë
I actually quick-read some of it. I stopped at this bit:

QUOTE
Anyway I diverse
laugh.gif
youroldda
QUOTE (the igzter @ Sep 27 2008, 11:27) *
What's the weather like up your own arse ?



laugh.gif laugh.gif In his case its probably very moist with a 95% chance of some fat cocks pushing their way in later this evening rolleyes.gif
Kincardine
Well I read this and haven't a scooby what it's about. I know you think you've duped us - but I'm not sure over what. Are you really a succinct and multi-faceted person who has fooled us in to thinking you're a long-winded one-trick pony?

Don't bother explaining. I'd not understand and I only have so many of my three score years and ten left.
KnightswoodBear
QUOTE (Kincardine @ Sep 27 2008, 16:45) *
Well I read this and haven't a scooby what it's about. I know you think you've duped us - but I'm not sure over what. Are you really a succinct and multi-faceted person who has fooled us in to thinking you're a long-winded one-trick pony?

Don't bother explaining. I'd not understand and I only have so many of my three score years and ten left.


Thank feck for that, I thought it was just me. huh.gif
Eönwë
I'm picturing it...

**does funny wavy visual effect that is seen on many a cheap tv programme to signify someone imagining some pish or other**

THG walks into his spartan living room, complete with blown up pictures of The Igzter and The Garden Shed's avatars sellotaped to the sterile furnishings, 'Hallo there Mr Shed, did you figure it out yet? Or does my beautiful kite tree wibble the transom on your soul with my postulationisms? Your triteded replies suggest that you are indeed flummoxed with my sectarianisticisment inquisition. I have indeed won and shall now post my musings on this most enlightening, to you, this was most enlightening for you indeed, of conversements onto the Internet.'

Standing up to show his full oompa-loompa frame and with an air of self-importance, he utters 'Everyone shall be impressed; you will both look like the fools you undoubtedlyness are. My mirror told me it would end thus; just this morn it did. It is magic. Magic!' He snaps his fingers under their printed noses and cackles with glee, 'I win! I win! I win!'.

At this he looks at the furniture with scorn and proceeds to smack his forehead with the haddock fillet purloined earlier from the canteen for just such a purpose.

'Wibble! Wibble, molasses, pyoor doric, I knew dhims, horace!' is the chant whispered as the mental health worker checks in on his charge.
The Arch
What is he coming clean about?
In what sense has he played these gentleman, like a game of text poker?

The Hun is incredibly confused, and equally boring/repetitive/cultish/creepy.

Kincardine
QUOTE (Eärendil @ Sep 27 2008, 20:22) *
I'm picturing it...

**does funny wavy visual effect that is seen on many a cheap tv programme to signify someone imagining some pish or other**

THG walks into his spartan living room, complete with blown up pictures of The Igzter and The Garden Shed's avatars sellotaped to the sterile furnishings, 'Hallo there Mr Shed, did you figure it out yet? Or does my beautiful kite tree wibble the transom on your soul with my postulationisms? Your triteded replies suggest that you are indeed flummoxed with my sectarianisticisment inquisition. I have indeed won and shall now post my musings on this most enlightening, to you, this was most enlightening for you indeed, of conversements onto the Internet.'

Standing up to show his full oompa-loompa frame and with an air of self-importance, he utters 'Everyone shall be impressed; you will both look like the fools you undoubtedlyness are. My mirror told me it would end thus; just this morn it did. It is magic. Magic!' He snaps his fingers under their printed noses and cackles with glee, 'I win! I win! I win!'.

At this he looks at the furniture with scorn and proceeds to smack his forehead with the haddock fillet purloined earlier from the canteen for just such a purpose.

'Wibble! Wibble, molasses, pyoor doric, I knew dhims, horace!' is the chant whispered as the mental health worker checks in on his charge.


Now this is funny! I do fear you have been paying much more attention to The Hun's posts than they merit - but this certainly deserves some sort of "parodying piss take of the week" award.
H Wragg
QUOTE (Kincardine @ Sep 27 2008, 16:45) *
Well I read this and haven't a scooby what it's about.



QUOTE (KnightswoodBear @ Sep 27 2008, 16:49) *
Thank feck for that, I thought it was just me. huh.gif

I'm the same. When I started reading I thought it was going to be a regular poster confessing to an alias, a la LargsTON/Alf Hucker. When it wasn't that, I became unsure as to what the point was. huh.gif
rfcgav
He made his point perfect, What i royal cock i am.
fitbin
If anyone can summarise what the monobollocked one said about me, in under ten thousand words, please let me know wink.gif

QUOTE (Eärendil @ Sep 27 2008, 20:22) *
'Wibble! Wibble, molasses, pyoor doric, I knew dhims, horace!' is the chant whispered as the mental health worker checks in on his charge.


laugh.gif

Steven
QUOTE (Young Andy @ Sep 27 2008, 12:10) *
You made the right choice.

I wish i could say the same


I was just going to ask if anybody had read the whole post, what were you thinking? rolleyes.gif
fitbin
QUOTE (Steven @ Sep 27 2008, 23:47) *
I was just going to ask if anybody had read the whole post, what were you thinking? rolleyes.gif


I'm planning to read it in bite sized chunks of a paragraph at a time, over the rest of the decade.

Hope there's some jokes in his Opus rolleyes.gif
Steven
QUOTE (My Garden Shed @ Sep 27 2008, 23:59) *
I'm planning to read it in bite sized chunks of a paragraph at a time, over the rest of the decade.

Hope there's some jokes in his Opus rolleyes.gif


Don't do it mate, you might loose the will to live!!! laugh.gif
Clachan Blue
Well, I thought you were a tit before and you have done nothing to change my mind. Please come to Hibs away later today, you will fit in so well with the travelling support. NOT. What a pie.
The Hun's Ghost
Gentlemen, good morning again.

Having read some of the replies to my comments, I am glad I was not disappointed by the appearance of our more gullible posters. You never fail to disappoint me gentlemen. laugh.gif

Rarely though would I expect, even from this fine collection, such a weak attempt to group together in appreciation of what I can only describe as quite appalling and predictable patter provided by some of you.

And of course, for those of you didn't get the point to my original post, refer to post 2 onwards and the point I made has subsequently been made over and over again. Think about it! wink.gif

Finally, as I leave my keyboard to the hoots of laughter around me, may I take time to congratulate the more astute on here for they I'm sure, rightly guessed the posters who retorted to my initial post were indeed carrying a majority of the same people we all thought it would be. rolleyes.gif

Apart from My Beyemystic it has to be said, even he is smart enough not to take the bait. I always did carry a slight respect fro him. Just slight mind! wink.gif

Anyway gentlemen, I'm a busy man so enjoy the rest of your day and try to remember, bigotry and ignorance go hand in hand! Try and shake off your ignorance if you can!
LordHawHaw
QUOTE (The Hun's Ghost @ Sep 28 2008, 09:26) *
Gentlemen, good morning again.

Having read some of the replies to my comments, I am glad I was not disappointed by the appearance of our more gullible posters. You never fail to disappoint me gentlemen. laugh.gif

Rarely though would I expect, even from this fine collection, such a weak attempt to group together in appreciation of what I can only describe as quite appalling and predictable patter provided by some of you.

And of course, for those of you didn't get the point to my original post, refer to post 2 onwards and the point I made has subsequently been made over and over again. Think about it! wink.gif

Finally, as I leave my keyboard to the hoots of laughter around me, may I take time to congratulate the more astute on here for they I'm sure, rightly guessed the posters who retorted to my initial post were indeed carrying a majority of the same people we all thought it would be. rolleyes.gif

Apart from My Beyemystic it has to be said, even he is smart enough not to take the bait. I always did carry a slight respect fro him. Just slight mind! wink.gif

Anyway gentlemen, I'm a busy man so enjoy the rest of your day and try to remember, bigotry and ignorance go hand in hand! Try and shake off your ignorance if you can!




Bugger have I been wooshed sad.gif and I'm no appalling and predictable mad.gif

fitbin
QUOTE (The Hun's Ghost @ Sep 28 2008, 09:26) *
as I leave my keyboard to the hoots of laughter around me,


You do know we're not laughing with you, right?

QUOTE (The Hun's Ghost @ Sep 28 2008, 09:26) *
Anyway gentlemen, I'm a busy man


huh.gif

Says the hun who's average post is longer than many Booker entries (I found James Joyce's Ulysses much simpler to read than your first post in this thread)...
seamus
I thought he was owning up to being proteus maximus.
But then that would be someone pretending to be an alias pretending to be an alias.
Fcuk this site gets confusing ohmy.gif
Eönwë
QUOTE (The Hun's Ghost @ Sep 28 2008, 09:26) *
borefest

youroldda
QUOTE (Kincardine @ Sep 27 2008, 16:45) *
Well I read this and haven't a scooby what it's about. I know you think you've duped us - but I'm not sure over what. Are you really a succinct and multi-faceted person who has fooled us in to thinking you're a long-winded one-trick pony?

Don't bother explaining. I'd not understand and I only have so many of my three score years and ten left.


...is he... Keyser Soze?
Kincardine
QUOTE (youroldda @ Sep 28 2008, 11:45) *
...is he... Keyser Soze?


Actually I think he's Count Arthur Strong, whose Wiki entry says:

QUOTE
A typical conversation for the Count will involve him confusing both himself and others, while becoming drastically sidetracked from the matter in hand. He is usually oblivious to the chaos he causes, often blaming his interlocutors for any confusion. On the rare occasions he realises he is at fault, he often attempts to extract himself with attempts to lie his way out of trouble. Inevitably becoming confused by his own lies, his last resort is usually to claim he was recording a stunt for a hidden camera show.
Centre Stand Hero
Does anyone know what's going on? Or Care! wacko.gif
Fizzy Gillespie
SCENE: Darkened computer room, sunlight reflecting cigarette smoke through the cracks in the curtain.

The Hun's Ghost: How are you gentlemen, all your base are belong to us.
youroldda
QUOTE (Fizzy Gillespie @ Sep 28 2008, 14:08) *
SCENE: Darkened computer room, sunlight reflecting cigarette smoke through the cracks in the curtain.

The Hun's Ghost: How are you gentlemen, all your base are belong to us.



hellwwooo it wis me a oot brained o of yees
Young Andy
QUOTE (Steven @ Sep 27 2008, 23:47) *
I was just going to ask if anybody had read the whole post, what were you thinking? rolleyes.gif



I have no Idea sad.gif
jupe1407
QUOTE (Young Andy @ Sep 27 2008, 12:10) *
You made the right choice.

I wish i could say the same


I feel your pain.

I get the impression the OP fancied this to be some great dramatic announcement, missing only the accompaniment of fireworks and drum rolls.

Kind of shit then when it makes next to f**k all sense and results in a serious case of "tumbleweed syndrome".

It also reminds me of my local Council's "Service Plan" booklet. No matter how many times you try to read it, its just so full of verbal diarrhoea that you just cant make sense of it.
WeAreThePeople
QUOTE (H Wragg @ Sep 27 2008, 22:09) *
I'm the same. When I started reading I thought it was going to be a regular poster confessing to an alias, a la LargsTON/Alf Hucker. When it wasn't that, I became unsure as to what the point was. huh.gif


I too am confused. huh.gif


He really seems like a tool. He thinks he has pulled cotton wool over every ones eyes over something and we have no clue what he's on about. huh.gif
fitbin
QUOTE (WeAreThePeople @ Sep 29 2008, 20:22) *
I too am confused. huh.gif


He really seems like a tool. He thinks he has pulled cotton wool over every ones eyes over something and we have no clue what he's on about. huh.gif


I've been "whooshed" a few times, but I really can't work out why the guy thinks he's got one over on us. I was expecting him to come out and say he was actually a Celtic fan or something (and we'd all been taken in), but after reading his post for the first hour or two I got bored...

PS: When "The Hun" refers to other posters as "Mr Beyemystic" etc I keep wishing he'll refer to me as that - either "Mr Shed" or "Mr Garden"?
WeAreThePeople
QUOTE (My Garden Shed @ Sep 29 2008, 20:41) *
I've been "whooshed" a few times, but I really can't work out why the guy thinks he's got one over on us. I was expecting him to come out and say he was actually a Celtic fan or something (and we'd all been taken in), but after reading his post for the first hour or two I got bored...

PS: When "The Hun" refers to other posters as "Mr Beyemystic" etc I keep wishing he'll refer to me as that - either "Mr Shed" or "Mr Garden"?


He really does confuse me, his post was a whole waste of 2 minutes of my life reading it, which I now won't get back. His post is just a load of ramblings which it seems no one knows what the fook he's on about or got over on us.

Now if he turned out to be a timmy or something it would have been pulling the wool over our eyes, although with a name "the hun" i thought at first he was a tim in disguise, but he really is a self-confused and self-loving twat.

Waste of forum space which has just confused everyone who has read it, if that was his aim, then congratulation you have succeeded.

Twat.
Eönwë
Why are people still posting in this thread? unsure.gif

Dammit!
youroldda
QUOTE (WeAreThePeople @ Sep 29 2008, 22:10) *
He really does confuse me, his post was a whole waste of 2 minutes of my life reading it, which I now won't get back. His post is just a load of ramblings which it seems no one knows what the fook he's on about or got over on us.

Now if he turned out to be a timmy or something it would have been pulling the wool over our eyes, although with a name "the hun" i thought at first he was a tim in disguise, but he really is a self-confused and self-loving twat.

Waste of forum space which has just confused everyone who has read it, if that was his aim, then congratulation you have succeeded.

Twat.



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