Full Version: Kirk! I Was Just About To Do The Laundry,
...emptied your pockets.
That porteus maximus chunt needs help.
Maybe he is doin a sponsored bullshitathon whilst dressed as a banana.
Maybe he is doin a sponsored bullshitathon whilst dressed as a banana.
QUOTE (seamus @ Sep 25 2008, 20:48) 
That porteus maximus chunt needs help.
Maybe he is doin a sponsored bullshitathon whilst dressed as a banana.
Maybe he is doin a sponsored bullshitathon whilst dressed as a banana.
So you can't debate, can't write and can't do comedy.
Is there any point to your existence?
QUOTE (Proteus Maximus @ Sep 25 2008, 23:14)
So you can't debate, can't write and can't do comedy.
Is there any point to your existence?
Is there any point to your existence?
Its a pity your Mum was to stupid to know that she could get an abortion on the NHS.
QUOTE (SmellTheGlove @ Sep 26 2008, 10:45)
Its a pity your Mum was to stupid to know that she could get an abortion on the NHS.
It's a pity your Catholic education never mentioned that you're supposed to be anti-abortion.
Oh, and Proteus chappy, the art of good comedy is a punch line that you don't expect. You failed.
QUOTE (Proteus Maximus @ Sep 25 2008, 23:14)
Is there any point to your existence?
Existence is fundamental to all our opinions and perceptions, be they sociological, religious or whatever. To ignore important questions regarding this foundation is to base your further conclusions upon something you have only accepted without investigation.It's useful to question whether there is existence, since you would think one has to exist to ponder the question. I have observed many things which exist without them thinking. They exist whether I thought of them or not.
I'd say that even if there is no existence, it feels and looks and smells and tastes and sounds like existence to me, that is my perception is at the moment although that may change depending on my capacity to experience entity's through my senses.
Of course the purpose of my existence is not clear thats for other to decide which may be based on how the perceive me through their impressions and interactions this will then lead me to acsribing a purpsose in life through their impresions and influences.
Tonight I exist so I can get pished.
QUOTE (seamus @ Sep 26 2008, 11:25)
Existence is fundamental to all our opinions and perceptions, be they sociological, religious or whatever. To ignore important questions regarding this foundation is to base your further conclusions upon something you have only accepted without investigation.It's useful to question whether there is existence, since you would think one has to exist to ponder the question. I have observed many things which exist without them thinking. They exist whether I thought of them or not.
I'd say that even if there is no existence, it feels and looks and smells and tastes and sounds like existence to me, that is my perception is at the moment although that may change depending on my capacity to experience entity's through my senses.
Of course the purpose of my existence is not clear thats for other to decide which may be based on how the perceive me through their impressions and interactions this will then lead me to acsribing a purpsose in life through their impresions and influences.
Tonight I exist so I can get pished.
I'd say that even if there is no existence, it feels and looks and smells and tastes and sounds like existence to me, that is my perception is at the moment although that may change depending on my capacity to experience entity's through my senses.
Of course the purpose of my existence is not clear thats for other to decide which may be based on how the perceive me through their impressions and interactions this will then lead me to acsribing a purpsose in life through their impresions and influences.
Tonight I exist so I can get pished.
Christ, seamus tries to sound intelligent.
He concludes his existence is meaningless. His mother agrees.
QUOTE (Proteus Maximus @ Sep 26 2008, 11:42)
Christ, seamus tries to sound intelligent.
He concludes his existence is meaningless. His mother agrees.
He concludes his existence is meaningless. His mother agrees.
You exist so others feel adequate.
QUOTE (seamus @ Sep 26 2008, 11:25)
Existence is fundamental to all our opinions and perceptions, be they sociological, religious or whatever. To ignore important questions regarding this foundation is to base your further conclusions upon something you have only accepted without investigation.It's useful to question whether there is existence, since you would think one has to exist to ponder the question. I have observed many things which exist without them thinking. They exist whether I thought of them or not.
I'd say that even if there is no existence, it feels and looks and smells and tastes and sounds like existence to me, that is my perception is at the moment although that may change depending on my capacity to experience entity's through my senses.
Of course the purpose of my existence is not clear thats for other to decide which may be based on how the perceive me through their impressions and interactions this will then lead me to acsribing a purpsose in life through their impresions and influences.
Tonight I exist so I can get pished.
I'd say that even if there is no existence, it feels and looks and smells and tastes and sounds like existence to me, that is my perception is at the moment although that may change depending on my capacity to experience entity's through my senses.
Of course the purpose of my existence is not clear thats for other to decide which may be based on how the perceive me through their impressions and interactions this will then lead me to acsribing a purpsose in life through their impresions and influences.
Tonight I exist so I can get pished.
Cock.
QUOTE (rfcgav @ Sep 26 2008, 11:51)
Cock.
Bawbag
QUOTE (rfcgav @ Sep 26 2008, 11:51)
Cock.
Concise, but more accurate than his rambling paragraghs.
QUOTE (lzreid @ Sep 26 2008, 10:52)
It's a pity your Catholic education never mentioned that you're supposed to be anti-abortion.
Who said I was pro abortion? Who said I was Catholic? Talk about making assumptions.
QUOTE (SmellTheGlove @ Sep 26 2008, 11:58)
Who said I was pro abortion? Who said I was Catholic? Talk about making assumptions.
In fairness, I'd expect you to be against the artificial termination of pregnancies, since your presence here is concrete evidence that abortion isn't 100% successful.
QUOTE (Proteus Maximus @ Sep 26 2008, 12:14)
In fairness, I'd expect you to be against the artificial termination of pregnancies, since your presence here is concrete evidence that abortion isn't 100% successful.
What a witty respnse.
QUOTE (lzreid @ Sep 26 2008, 10:52)
It's a pity your Catholic education never mentioned that you're supposed to be anti-abortion.
What? Are all celtic supporters catholics now? I ken they all fucking hum, shag their sister and sign on the dole but thats an assumption to far....
QUOTE (rfcgav @ Sep 26 2008, 12:40)
What? Are all celtic supporters catholics now? I ken they all fucking hum, shag their sister and sign on the dole but thats an assumption to far....
QUOTE (SmellTheGlove @ Sep 26 2008, 10:45)
Its a pity your Mum was to stupid to know that she could get an abortion on the NHS.
QUOTE (SmellTheGlove @ Sep 26 2008, 11:58)
Who said I was pro abortion? Who said I was Catholic? Talk about making assumptions.
The first one certainly gave me the impression that you were in favour of at least selected abortion. You also strike me as being the product of a religious education and if you chuck in the Irish flag and the Celtic support I'm comfortable assuming you're a Catholic.
I do accept it's an assumption though, feel free to deny it if I'm wrong or if you're ashamed.
QUOTE (lzreid @ Sep 26 2008, 14:44)
The first one certainly gave me the impression that you were in favour of at least selected abortion. You also strike me as being the product of a religious education and if you chuck in the Irish flag and the Celtic support I'm comfortable assuming you're a Catholic.
I do accept it's an assumption though, feel free to deny it if I'm wrong or if you're ashamed.
I do accept it's an assumption though, feel free to deny it if I'm wrong or if you're ashamed.
Logic baffles Timmy yet again.
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