If Burglary is introduced into the Olympics this lot will make Micheal Phelps look like Eddie the Eagle. Wee Strachan is slowly losing the plot and the more trophies he wins the more his own fans hate him. If visiting the theatre of Milk Tokens, look out for the one in every thousand fans to be a Scot.
Prediction
Strachan will take the lead in the remake of One Flew Over The Cuckoo Nest whilst his team win the league with a new record of 73 penalties scored.
Taken from the New KillieHippo fanzine
