Has anyone else heard about the fight that broke out in one First Division team's dressing room at the end of the their match on Tuesday? The story goes a striker at this club is very unpopular with his teammates and things came to a head after defeat on Tuesday night. The same striker has previous reputation as a trouble maker.

Aye it was in the airdrie changing room...oh no f**k WE WON!!

Aye, mad that was eh!

If it is true who was it?

Brian Wake he's aff the chain.

Oooh I'll have a guess at Colin McMenamin.

Shut up. Brian Wake is universally popular.

Willie McLaren is injured, before anyone starts.

Pat Clarke. Clyde should release him.

I suppose, I mean who could hate that afro.

Pat Clarke must stay.
For years.

Probably the most sensible post you've ever made

tbh, Brian Wake's team won


And i'm going for Antoine-Curier

Perhaps - you'll enjoy the rustic nature of the Third Divison though - miles better than the all-too-boring, too-distant all-seated mince of this level.

It's ok, you don't need to tell me your storys.

Perhaps I need to teach you basic spelling?
Nah, I'll not stoop to that level.

Didn't you read my post in the exam thread?

And you didn't play on Tuesday.

Wasn't any of ours.

Spill the beans.

No need - this calls for a P&B investigation.
Narrowed down already to Dundee, St Johnstone and Clyde - although Queens can't be ruled out entirely.
Hmm, what would Columbo do?

Collin McMenamin
Mikael Antoine-Curier
Brian Deasley
Pat Clarke
Scott Gemmill
Derek Holmes
Andy Jackson
Collin Samuel
Gavin Swankie
Nicholas McKoy
David McGowan
Sean O'Connor
Stewart Kean
Stephen Dobbie

The forwards that played for those clubs on Tuesday. If anything is going to boil over in a dressing room you'd have to fancy St.Johnstone right now....

Light a cigar, act dumb for 50 mins, and then point out the culprit just before the credits?

Great stuff, I like a good mystery. I think we should now focus on who has previous.

Great stuffs.
Where's my schmokes then?

McKoy's a midfielder - off the list.

Pretty sure I read somewhere it was Antoine-Curier.

I'd be interested to know what his previous is.

You'd be wrong. Nothing of the sort happened in our dressing room after the game.

its courier all right
the dundee bench went of there nut when he never shoke any of there hands. what mad it even worse he never shoke deasleys
in the changing room after there was a couple of square goes and alex had a harsh word with courier
be suprised if he plays on saturday(hope fully it will be forgot though)
the qoute from alex was " if courier was a bit of chocolate he'd eat him self"
he must think hes the dogs bollucks any way, but may b thats because he is lol

it was curier after dundee scored he didnt celebrate because he was in a cream puff, so bob davidson had a pop at him and it kicked off in the dugout best entertainment of the night!

This why I love P&B.

Start a new thread, post a load of shite and the majority of folk will take it as gospel or begin speculating over it.

What a load of bollocks.

Its the Dundee way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW9_FKclj1U

Er, yes they can. I just told you that. I was with our squad on Tuesday night and whilst not in the dressing room I was with them immediately afterward and chatted with people who were in there. Nothing untoward happened in our dressing room. Indeed the team spirit for a club who'd just put everything into a massive game and lost it unfortunately was superb.

A harsh word?

That's some distance away from "fisticuffs".

I wonder what the next version of this non-story will look like.

Columbo needs more than one eyewitness to draw his conclusions.
Now, just one more thing...

Coming soon to Red Tube, the infamous Skyline roasting video - Dumfries DP, ye cannae whack it.

C'mon big stuff, I want to believe there's something vaguely perverted about you. An accountant with an extreme love of Queens screams 'most sexless man on the planet' at me - say it ain't so.

Go on, tell us you've had a sly five knuckle truffle shuffle over Davie Rae's lucky windcheater. No one will think badly of you.

You can't say that. It's like asking the Queen if she ever gets jiggy by herself.

Three fingers, I heard.

Yes sitting on her parcel

I reckon it's Antoine-Curier.

Oh my fucking God

You have warped my fragile little mind.

Maybe Curier is better at fighting than he is at football.

A fucking dreadful player.

Antoine-Curier's fingers? Sick puppy. Poor old betty.

Who cares? We're talking about the Queen poking herself here.