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vikingTON
QUOTE (SALTHILLCLYDE @ Aug 30 2008, 18:07) *
HAHAHAHA get it right up ye,back in the bin where you belong ya tossers laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


WTF are you to be rejoicing at?
You only play at McDiarmid twice a season. 1eye.gif
In the same way your win there proved irrelevant last season, it may well do so again this time round.
Diamonds are Forever
QUOTE (Mabawsa_Ritchie @ Aug 24 2008, 22:14) *
You'll get pumped, although we might even let you score your first league goal in five attempts. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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SALTHILLCLYDE
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Aug 30 2008, 18:11) *
WTF are you to be rejoicing at?
You only play at McDiarmid twice a season. 1eye.gif
In the same way your win there proved irrelevant last season, it may well do so again this time round.



Am laughen at your pish 2nd division mince team.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahah laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif get it up ye ya greenock tramp
vikingTON
QUOTE (SALTHILLCLYDE @ Aug 30 2008, 19:27) *
Am laughen at your pish 2nd division mince team.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahah laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif get it up ye ya greenock tramp


Away and play with your sister.
It must be the dry weather that brings out the Clyde mong.
SALTHILLCLYDE
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GypsyTillIDie
QUOTE (Mabawsa_Ritchie @ Aug 24 2008, 22:14) *
You'll get pumped, although we might even let you score your first league goal in five attempts. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Cocky w**k.
Dunning1874
QUOTE (Mabawsa_Ritchie @ Aug 24 2008, 22:14) *
You'll get pumped, although we might even let you score your first league goal in five attempts. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif



QUOTE (Dunning1874 @ Aug 24 2008, 22:30) *
Prepare to be slaughtered if we lose next week.


What did I tell you? rolleyes.gif
cornbeef
QUOTE (Dunning1874 @ Aug 31 2008, 14:18) *
What did I tell you? rolleyes.gif



No, your original post could have said "prepare to be a loser if we get slaughtered next week" More accurate.

vikingTON
As the windae slams shut, with Newby leaving and Weatherson slithering up the striking options list, I find little to no hope of anything other than fuckdom this year.
The club from top to bottom have some explaining to do. mad.gif
Aufc
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Sep 2 2008, 00:31) *
As the windae slams shut, with Newby leaving and Weatherson slithering up the striking options list, I find little to no hope of anything other than fuckdom this year.
The club from top to bottom have some explaining to do. mad.gif



newby leaving? thought you had just signed him?
BasraTon
QUOTE (Aufc @ Sep 2 2008, 09:54) *
newby leaving? thought you had just signed him?


He is away on loan to Burton Albion !


And from what i heard there are more grumblings going on at Cappielow dry.gif
Swampy
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
dirty dingus
QUOTE (BasraTon @ Sep 2 2008, 09:58) *
He is away on loan to Burton Albion !


And from what i heard there are more grumblings going on at Cappielow dry.gif


Like my Granny said " don't hing yer skiddy y's on the closes washing line " or something like that mind you she was a wee bit doo wally.

Dark days ahead I fear
The Arch
Not meaning to rub salt into the wounds but is there any position in the team, where Morton have strength in depth?

They have two poor goalkeepers
A poor selection of full backs.
McManus and Shimmin look on on paper, but don't seem to be doing it. Greacen and Harding were woeful in stages last year
McAllister's a good player, but that's about it for the wings
Decent strength in central midfield but they have too many similar players.
Just Russell and Wake upfront? I can't think who else is there.
vikingTON
QUOTE (The Arch @ Sep 2 2008, 11:49) *
Not meaning to rub salt into the wounds but is there any position in the team, where Morton have strength in depth?

They have two poor goalkeepers
A poor selection of full backs.
McManus and Shimmin look on on paper, but don't seem to be doing it. Greacen and Harding were woeful in stages last year
McAllister's a good player, but that's about it for the wings
Decent strength in central midfield but they have too many similar players.
Just Russell and Wake upfront? I can't think who else is there.


If we sign Reid we have one natural full-back, Walker can cover too but that's not enough.
Goalkeepers are rank.
Yet to have a settled defence - Shimmin has been a stand out so far but he needs to be paired with someone competent; none of the rest have any form of consistency.
McAllister and Finlayson are our only wide options, both do a job but particularly the latter is limited and the delivery is too often awful.
We can drop midfield players all day but we are yet to have a partnership there - hopefully Jenkis will be fully fit and can partner someone, perhaps McGuffie or Paartalu based on their time at Gretna.
Yep, Wake and Russell up front, Weatherson if we were really desperate.
Although of course there's murmurings of a storm brewing... ph34r.gif
vikingTON
A subtle bump for this one. Irons must go. Collins must go. Rae should go but never, ever will.
2/3 won't be bad though.
The damage is done and I diagnose the sitation as terminal. We have precious few options until January - we look to be at least 12 behind by then.
houston_bud
why irons ever got the job is beyond me. the guys track record was nothing short of abysmal before he went to cappeilow.

oh well, second division for you boys. least you can boast about being the biggest club in div2 again!
VitalDees
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Oct 4 2008, 16:58) *
A subtle bump for this one. Irons must go. Collins must go. Rae should go but never, ever will.
2/3 won't be bad though.
The damage is done and I diagnose the sitation as terminal. We have precious few options until January - we look to be at least 12 behind by then.


Hope you don't mean Alex Rae cause he'll have to go some time. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Seriously though doesn't he have money and can't that money make you into a decent First Division side or did he splash the cash and is it all the managers fault? Oh and I think Irons is worse than AR have always hated him.
Stadio Delle Almondvale
GIRUY.

I have no sympathy for you. Division 2 are welcome to have you back.
vikingTON
QUOTE (Stadio Delle Almondvale @ Oct 4 2008, 17:06) *
GIRUY.

I have no sympathy for you. Division 2 are welcome to have you back.


Meadowbank are welcome to have you back too.
Stadio Delle Almondvale
QUOTE (Stadio Delle Almondvale @ Oct 4 2008, 17:06) *
GIRUY.

I have no sympathy for you. Division 2 are welcome to have you back.



QUOTE (vikingTON @ Oct 4 2008, 17:07) *
Meadowbank are welcome to have you back too.


What's more likely to happen vikingTON?
vikingTON
QUOTE (Stadio Delle Almondvale @ Oct 4 2008, 17:09) *
What's more likely to happen vikingTON?


I fail to see your point, as ever with your rather banal posts.

Kudos to me for spotting this doom 6 weeks ago.
Stadio Delle Almondvale
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Oct 4 2008, 17:11) *
I fail to see your point, as ever with your rather banal posts.

Kudos to me for spotting this doom 6 weeks ago.


Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll try to be more exciting in future.

Well done for spotting your team were so crap. I am sure you are the toast of Greenock.
vikingTON
QUOTE (Stadio Delle Almondvale @ Oct 4 2008, 17:18) *
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll try to be more exciting in future.

Well done for spotting your team were so crap. I am sure you are the toast of Greenock.


Thanks. I'm just all round brilliant.
Shame you can't say the same.
HardingsHamstring
QUOTE (Stadio Delle Almondvale @ Oct 4 2008, 17:06) *
GIRUY.

I have no sympathy for you. Division 2 are welcome to have you back.

What dick. GIRFUY too. Ripped a new one today, eh moron? 1eye.gif
sydney
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Oct 4 2008, 16:58) *
A subtle bump for this one. Irons must go. Collins must go. Rae should go but never, ever will.
2/3 won't be bad though.
The damage is done and I diagnose the sitation as terminal. We have precious few options until January - we look to be at least 12 behind by then.


No you won't cause there's no way we'll pick up enough points by then to be 12 ahead of you- we're mince !
Stadio Delle Almondvale
QUOTE (HardingsHamstring @ Oct 4 2008, 17:25) *
What dick. GIRFUY too. Ripped a new one today, eh moron? 1eye.gif


Oh, did we get beaten today? I hadn't noticed.

If the criteria for commenting on other team's performances was "only if we are great" then you lot would have been banned, as VT says, 6 weeks ago.
HardingsHamstring
QUOTE (Stadio Delle Almondvale @ Oct 4 2008, 17:39) *
Oh, did we get beaten today? I hadn't noticed.

If the criteria for commenting on other team's performances was "only if we are great" then you lot would have been banned, as VT says, 6 weeks ago.

Take your bitter 'oh we got totally horsed lets greet about it by saying how pish the bottom mob are' bollocks to your own decidedly cheerful post-matc thread.

Morton are woeful but to brighten up my day, LOL at Livi. laugh.gif
Dunning1874
QUOTE (G_Man1985 @ Aug 24 2008, 14:06) *
Like someone said before give it 9 games and if in same position then start worrying.


Done.
EdinburghLivi
Good job SDA, two bites. That must be a new record for the most bites in the history of Franchise Athletic rolleyes.gif
Dr Koop
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Aug 24 2008, 02:30) *
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No good attack. no good defence.
No good anywhere ate?

This is the official thread of the drunken/ hopeless fan: where can we go from here?
Sign full-backs Irons. sad.gif


Never mind. Jesus loves you.
port-ton
QUOTE (Dr Koop @ Oct 5 2008, 15:06) *
Never mind. Jesus loves you.


We should put him upfront then, he's good at getting onto crosses.
EdinburghLivi
That was a shameless steal from the other thread laugh.gif
port-ton
QUOTE (EdinburghLivi @ Oct 5 2008, 16:00) *
That was a shameless steal from the other thread laugh.gif


laugh.gif was it? i remember hearing it last night when i was wrecked. Im not sure if someone else was on here and told me it or i saw it myself and then thought someone had said it last night. Either way i feel no remorse. tongue.gif
Steve McQueen
Could be good news, after all Morton are going to outspend every club in the division next year wink.gif
sainteesean
QUOTE (silvery tay @ Aug 24 2008, 08:35) *
Neither team were great but Morton would have snatched a draw had big Rab not pulled off another wonder save ..................not bad considering the slating we got when we signed him he is by far the best in this league


i just noticed this,

what the f**k are you smoking?
Mon_The_Staggies
Yip, your doomed for the 2nd Div if saturdays performance is to be anything to go by!? Lacking creative midfielders and a decent striker or two. sad.gif

port-ton
QUOTE (Mon_The_Staggies @ Oct 7 2008, 21:46) *
Yip, your doomed for the 2nd Div if saturdays performance is to be anything to go by!? Lacking creative midfielders and a decent striker or two. sad.gif


Don't forget a decent holding midfielder, wingers, a right back and a central defender. If we got all them we could totally finish 9th.
BasraTon
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Aug 24 2008, 02:30) *
sad.gif
No good attack. no good defence.
No good anywhere ate?

This is the official thread of the drunken/ hopeless fan: where can we go from here?
Sign full-backs Irons. sad.gif



QUOTE (CRM @ Aug 24 2008, 02:31) *
Keep the faith mate.

There is plenty of football to be played
.


I'm still waiting tongue.gif
lzreid
I find this to be fairly disappointing. Not only do I hold most of the Morton fans in high regard and fell quite sorry for them but I'm gonna miss being the biggest club in the second division.
ClydeNewcomer
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Aug 24 2008, 02:30) *
sad.gif
No good attack. no good defence.
No good anywhere ate?

This is the official thread of the drunken/ hopeless fan: where can we go from here?
Sign full-backs Irons. sad.gif


Thats what you get for thinkin your a big team

You always will be a crappy second division team goin no where. Sooner you realise that the better
parsville
Morton will catch Clyde. Clyde are by far the worst team i've seen this season and i've seen all the 1st division teams. TBH I can't understand how Morton are doing so badly, at the start of the season I thought they'd be mid table at least if not higher. Sooner or later Morton will start winning games.
Loki
QUOTE (lzreid @ Oct 8 2008, 09:50) *
I find this to be fairly disappointing. Not only do I hold most of the Morton fans in high regard and fell quite sorry for them but I'm gonna miss being the biggest club in the second division.


You can console yourself with being the biggest under achievers in the Second Division instead.
vikingTON
QUOTE (ClydeNewcomer @ Oct 8 2008, 10:08) *
Thats what you get for thinkin your a big team

You always will be a crappy second division team goin no where. Sooner you realise that the better


I see - knowing that we are a bigger team than Clyde with significantly greater resources autmotatically confines us to being inferior. This makes sense only in ClydeNewcomer's la-la land.
When Clyde are relegated this year at least I'll be safe in the knowledge that you will never be bouncing back up: only the "big" teams are allowed to win promotion...
clyde til we die
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Aug 24 2008, 02:30) *
sad.gif
No good attack. no good defence.
No good anywhere ate?

This is the official thread of the drunken/ hopeless fan: where can we go from here?
Sign full-backs Irons. sad.gif



laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth
QUOTE (ClydeNewcomer @ Oct 8 2008, 09:08) *
Thats what you get for thinkin your a big team

You always will be a crappy second division team goin no where. Sooner you realise that the better


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HardingsHamstring
QUOTE (vikingTON @ Oct 8 2008, 13:04) *
only the "big" teams are allowed to win promotion...


The big teams. And Brechin.
Mr.Blue
QUOTE (ClydeNewcomer @ Oct 8 2008, 10:08) *
Thats what you get for thinkin your a big team

You always will be a crappy second division team goin no where. Sooner you realise that the better


huh.gif you might be too young too remember morton being an established mid table first division club. it was a few years ago but it was true
Swampy
QUOTE (parsville @ Oct 8 2008, 10:29) *
Morton will catch Clyde. Clyde are by far the worst team i've seen this season and i've seen all the 1st division teams. TBH I can't understand how Morton are doing so badly, at the start of the season I thought they'd be mid table at least if not higher. Sooner or later Morton will start winning games.


The thing is you saw us on a day in which we were actually OK and Dunfermline were very poor, and even THEN we couldn't get a win. sad.gif
vikingTON
Just when you think we couldn't have been more fucked...
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