Just want to say cheers to the call operator, (Mark), at the call centre for t mobile in Greenock. Phone now sorted. Good blether about the 'ton. Saturday should be an easy 3 pts. ;-)

I will avoid Cathcart station like the plague. Cheers for the warning.

WTF?!?

This could be the start of something beautiful.


Incidentally i was talking to someone at RBS mortgage centre about Chris Millar earlier this year. Don't post on here do you?

Okay...

I'd just like to take this opportunity to say thanks to call operator I spoke to earlier (Davie) at Virgin Mobile in Perth.

We had a good chat about the Saintees. Should be an easy 3 points on Saturday!

I'll avoid Pollokshaws West Station like the plague, cheers or the warning.

You're very welcome mate. I'd like to think im good at my job

i'd like to thank the BT employee in Balgalore, cheers in future i'll wait until the ghee is smoking on my chapati pan before cooking them.

Nice one.

And I'd like to thank the shaven-headed thug with the swastika tattoo on his forehead who accosted me in the street in Airdrie and handed me all the BNP literature. Had a great chat about the Diamonds.

Without you I'd never have appreciated just how many jobs and women these foreigners are taking from us. I'll be avoiding them like the plague from now on. Cheers for the tip!

There's electricty in Geenock?!

Not only electricity but sanitation, roads and a whole lot of other civilised things.
You should visit sometime - we like to help out those less fortunate than ourselves.

Yeah M8, needed to power the machine that ensures the team gives you your regular pumping from the 'Ton.

I would like to thank my manager for sending me a text so cheeky, that i can actually reply with "Well i suggest you go f**k yourself".

Cheers mate, I shall avoid my work like the plague.

I'd like to thank the Rangers fan who phoned me and started blabbering about morton and then asked how to fix a phone, i will avoid cathcart station like the plague.

I'd like to thank the cretins who have done this joke to death, I will avoid this thread like the plague, cheers m8

That would be me

But then again, you'll probably lose out to that aswell.