Has he packed it in after being released by Stenny?

I think Stuart Dickson was saying Jose told him he had trials in Poland and Narnia or something. Probably just pillow talk.

In fact, here's a link to the made up story.

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.ph...t&p=2666998

Presume he dived through the back of a wardrobe to get there?

Yeah, he was trying to find a specific hat from his collection.

He stays in Wishaw and appears in all the local charity matches. Not sure if he is still playing at all or even what he is doing.

However I did see him standing outside a chapel in Wishaw about 3 months ago with some very dodgy looking shorts on.

PS: Forgot he told my brother in law (stay very close together) that he was off to Benfica in a coaching role but this was about 6 months ago and he is still floating about Wishaw.

Seems he's a bit of a fantasist then.

Quitongo, that is. Not Stuart Dickson, everything he says is 100% gospel truth.

I sw him in Asda-Newmains a couple of weeks ago,it was fcukin freezin outside and he was wearin shorts/t-shirt and sandles so i assume he is still living in Wishaw.

I'm amazed he hasn't signed for Dad's Army... sorry Bathgate Thistle yet. 11 players over 30, 4 the wrong side of 35.

jose was training with linlithgow rose last week,monday i think

Alway's rated him, sad to see he couldn't last.

My pal played a trial game with Linlithgow last week, or 2 weeks ago or something, and Quitongo was playing.

Somewhat bizarrely, when the gaffer was going through a list of the trialists who were playing and introducing them, Jose apparently stood up and introduced himself as 'Brian Hamilton', and then started pishing himself laughing

Legend of the Scottish game

He made the half time draw at Hearts v Hamilton last night.