It is a tough one. For the first time we walked back into the city centre from Tannadice. My god Dungdee is more of a dump than I ever imagined. However whilst such sightings were bad, nothing was worse than seeing Gary Pendry spend a couple of minutes writing shit down to Samaras when the player was coming in with a couple of minutes to go. What the hell was that all about?!

The most ridiculous thread ever.

You haven't seen any of Johnmac's threads then.

I'm just increasing my post count.

10 different ways to bring down a punted ball

He was taking the pie order for the bus down the road.

Steak or mutton?

Peas or beans?

Broon or red?

That's a lot of questions..

Needed another notepad when he got to McDonald's order

He was taking his order for the kebab shop as there is one that does a great mixed kebab near the wellgate centre mmmm

Seriously though the celtic management team were a complete joke. 2mins for Sami!! after 80 mins we are 1-0 up, every other manager would shore game up. wee strachan on the other doesny!!

If he'd put on a defensive player to try and defend the lead and "shore up" the defence and you still conceded an equaliser then all of your fans would moan about him trying to defend a lead against a diddy team and it is not the Celtic Way™.

Probably but it was a bit naive on his part. United had the upper hand at point. It would have been the sensible thing to do

brilliant!

Easy to remember.

*Shirt number (7) and drop the apostrophe*

Pendrey learnt it in the summer break.

Maybe Samaras cannot understand the coach and finds written instructions easier to follow / understand?

He was going on with a minute of normal time left. Pendry spent nearly as much time writing shit down than Samaras did on the park!!

btw, where the guy McCourt? Is he injured?? I've heard he's a decent player.

Maybe he was drawing him a nice picture of what to do or writing without using joined up letters.

Could you see anything that he was writing?

Eat your Hart out Tony! (See what I did there?)

It probably said "spend 90 seconds pouting, tossing about your glossy mane of hair and falling over".

On a more serious note, what is the point of Garry Pendry? Apart from putting cones out and parroting Chesney what other function is performed by this joke figure?

John Robertson and Stevie Walford had our guys pulling together and walking out onto the pitch feeling ten-feet tall, ready to smash the opposition whoever they were. No wonder we now labour to draws with Dundee United etc. when we expect our limited players to take direction from somebody with no credibility whatsoever.

No doubt he gushes praise upon Strachan day in day out, soothing his ego and telling him that he has us playing like Brazil.

Come to think of it, wasn’t he failed centre back? Maybe that’s why our management team cannot see past Caldwell and McManus and had plenty of time for Steven Pressley.

I don't remember them inspiring Celtic to three league titles in a row, do you?

And what 'credibility' does or did Stevie Walford have? Is it purely because his name sounds like Walfrid?

ITS THE TALK PISH HOUR WITH GLASNOT, AND HERE IS YOUR HOST











GLASNOT

it probably wasnt written instructions,

he likely drew a picture for him

wheres his hair



o wait, maybe you drew gary pendry