Anyone know what the reward is for finding Jean-Joel Perrier-Doumbe?

A bag of magic beans and a can of "soul-glo"

a kick in the baws

Did he not suffer a bad injury last season, ligament damage of some kind IIRC?

Yes against AC Milan; then I am sure we offered him a contract extension whilst he was out injured for some unknown reason, probably out of sympathy.

he's probably sitting in the stand with balde and graveson then, counting their wads and giving each other hi-fives.

Yeh he got injured against AC in the Champs League when he was playing rather well.

He did come back from injury before the end of last seson though, was on the bench 2 or 3 times not sure if he got on though.

He's at the Olympics representing Monte Carlo with Prodan, Scheidt, Gravesen, Balde and Sebastian Rozenthal in the lollerskate team eventing.

HTH

You've clearly made that up. Everyone knows Lollerskating is a Winter Olympics event

erm, clicky, I think you'll find it's ice_lollerskating at the winter olympics.

HTH

I'm sure he fit again and raring to go, brooom brooom....