I see the odious pervert Keith Jacksun has been caught telling porkies again, this time over Bobo Balde. Maybe we should start a 'Whats your best Keith Jackshun 'EXCLUSIVE!' lie':

Mine has to be when he took a photoshopped picture of a Celtic home top made by a 15 year old from Ireland and splashed it across the back page of the daily record proclaiming ‘EXLUSIVE! FIRST GLIMPSE OF NEW CELTIC TOP’

He should have been ditched there and then.

A 15 year old schoolboy told last night how he duped the dozy Daily Record.

Robin Gallagher of Ballymena, Northern Ireland designed his own Celtic top before posting it on a fans website back in SEPTEMBER.

Yesterday in a back page "exclusive" by chief football writer Keith Jackson he Record claimed it would be Celts OFFICIAL shirt.

Within minutes of the paper hitting the streets it was exposed as complete nonsense by disbelieving fans. Nike and Celtic ridiculed the story in official statements - and last night Hoops-daft Robin insisted he couldn't believe the Record fell for his obvious wind up.

He said "I can't believe the Daily Record have bought this. I don't read the paper - most Celtic fans don't. This proves why.

"How gullible can they be? It was a wind up on my part. I made a mock strip and they have taken it as the new Celtic top.

"On the strip I made I couldn't get the badge to fit properly. If you look closely the bottom of it is missing.

"If you look at the Records picture the bottom of the badge is missing too they have lifted my design."

After reading of Nike's new deal with Celtic, Robin hit upon the idea to transform Holland's away top into his dream Celts shirt

Creation

After a few minor adjustments he posted his creation on the web. He said: "It was Andy van der Meyde's shirt and it had number 7 on the back.

"I took the name off along with the Holland badge and added the Hoops and Celtic crest.

"On the front I super-imposed the Carling logo over the number.

"After that I just changed the orange to green and that was it.

"Simple really. It didn't take me more than a few minutes.

"I did it in September and posted it on a website. You can check for yourself - I first posted on September 22.

"Most people who visited the site knew it was a wind-up, obviously not the Daily Record though."

Celtic quickly rubbished the Record's report. They were furious that the paper had suggested Nike might break the traditional Hoops.

A spokesman said: "Celtic has a greed a new contract with Nike which will begin later this year.

"There has been discussions with Nike in terms of the proposed new kits for next season.

"However, contrary to reports today, the new home kit will honour the traditions of the club and include the world famous uninterrupted green and white hoops."

A Nike spokesman also confirmed the home top hoops would not be broken.

He added: "We would like to reassure Celtic fans that the images recently published of the alleged new Celtic strip are not authentic.

"We do not know where these pictures came from."

I believe none of Jackshun's media pals quizzed him on this during one of his interminable "expert" slots on radio phone ins.

What a total clown.

Comic editors have turn his work down, the amount of stuff that the tabliods lift from teh big Celtic sites is indicitive of them going even more downmarket in their search for "News"

What has the "journalist" done now?

Jackass stirred Glasnost's cuppa with his tadger.

Upon retrieval of a short and curly stuck betwixt his foremost incisors, Glasnost quizzed the aforementioned tard regarding the blue tainted cup of Gray, whereupon Jackass denied all knowledge of cups, tea and integrity.

I think.

Is there a Mothers Pride bag full of glue in your immediate vacinity?

Mothers Pride and glue, ffs.

Blu Tac is where it's at these days. A can of Mr Sheen and a wedge of Blu Tac. Sweeeeeeet

I can't even begin to know what the fuck you're talking about!!

And you think I do?