I am pleased to announce that P&B TV goes live this coming Monday, August 18th @ 15:00.

The service will launch on both the homepage and within a special section of our forum and will be available to all visitors to the site, including guests, gold and platinum members.

The service will be updated daily with new content

Check P&B @ 15:00 on Monday for the launch party

Will be here for the opening ceremony!

Will there be cake?

Will there be warm bottles of Strongbow masquerading as champ-ag-in?

I'll log on at 2.59 on monday to the message. To many connections.

is it true King Kebab is the station controller?

It'll never last! People don't like the status quo disturbed, and this feels like a portent. The treacherous gusts of the ghastly winds of change are approaching, and I fear change. This truly is the autumn of our days.

The cake is a lie

I fear we're going to log on to see a picture of Div's front room, complete with the 60 inch "P&B TV" that he bought with the Platinum Members money.

shit i cant make it

I'll be there even if this is the case!!

Edited to say f**k you Knightswood Bear, I wanted to say that


And Div, why do you have to pick the day we all go back to school. Honestly... Anytime the past 7 weeks we would have been fine...

Can I just be the first to say: Thank fuck you've picked the day all the little kiddywinks go back to school.

You've unravelled his cunning plan.

We don't go back to school till Tuesday!

I suppose that balances years of suffering genetic abnormalities caused by sustained inbreeding.
A natural optimist, eh?

Im working til 4

Same! Then i think i'm gonna be off on the wednesday because the dinner ladies and school cleaners are striking.

I will be at work, I would appreciate it if someone could video this moment for me.

The cake was replaced at the last minute as it was deemed "not cute enough" to appear at the grand opening.

are there any grown ups out there, it's like a teenage plookefest in here

I shall be watching.

Who's a kiddywink?

Aye Allstars, unfortunately I'll be at work on Monday. I'm off tuesday as my kiddlywinks will be back at school and its the first day off I could get - still it will be a proper day off.

May partake in some P&B TV

Really? I've always found dinner ladies and cleaners to be ugly b*****ds.

what will be shown on it

Any truth in the rumour that Chick Young will be revealed as being a dick? That is all.

Can't wait... I will be sat there in deepest East Lothian awaiting the launch, just so I can tell my grandchildren one day that "I was there"...

Although it launches at 3pm, will it be available any time ? I won't be able to watch it with being at work, but will tune in later on in the evening

Get a feeling its going to be a loop

The service will be available on demand to watch at any time

I've seen a sneak preview of the first day's schedule:

3-3.30 Welcome to P&B TV introduced by the Cheeky Girls
3.30-4.30 Murder She Wrote There's been a murder Sir and Angela has to solve it
4.30-5 TBA
5-5.30 Hong Kong Fooey There's been a murder Sir and Fooey has to solve it
5.30-6 P&B Family Fortunes with guest host Lenny Henry
6-6.30 Early evening news and weather
7-10 P&B Select Reserve match Jim Delahunt introduces live coverage of the Select's reserve match. He is joined in the studio by Craig Brown and Craig Burley. Commentary by Jock Brown & Gordon McQueen
10-10.30 News and weather followed by the results of the P&B lottery
10.30-12.30 Film: Another 48 Hours Ed Murphy and Nick Nolte in more hilarious japes
12.30-6 P&B Teletext

Did I mention there was more than one channel on P&B TV ?

Oh great, P&B TV2, just repeats from P&B TV1....

There are more than two channels

I cannae fucking wait for this!

P&B1 - mix of entertainment, game shows and reality shows
P&B2 - repeats of P&B1
P&B3 - really old P&B1 shows
P&BUS - ancient or crap US shows that no other network will pay for
P&BSport - Live coverage, highlights and analysis of the weekends SPL and SFL matches
P&BSport News - SPL and SFL news 24/7
P&BLate - porn

I like it!

Not long now

2 hours 50 minutes to go....

So P&B TV +1 as well so we can watch an hour later?

Could you run a wee bit late today. School gets out at 3 05pm. About 3 15 would be better for me. Thanks.

Btw, Do i need to download anything for this?

You will need the latest version of Adobe Flash to be able to view P&B TV and it's 11 channels

11 channels??

Like we don't spend enough time on here already

This one?

I got sent home from work, I feel shite, but also exited

I have this feeling of hope that Div has managed to pull off some deal with the SFL to show all the highlights from all the teams that film there games on the site, I'm most probably going to be disapointed but it's a nice thought

mom the P&P TV

1hr 40 to go

Heartbreak for me as I will be out at 3pm. I will have to save my suit for another time

1 hour 30 mins to go!

That would be awesome, and isn't a bad shout, but not for this particular launch.

6 of the channels are completely devoted to football however

That's the one. Version 9.