I heard whilst watching the charity shield on sunday that portsmouth fans had been voted the ugliest followers of any premiership team.
Now instead of asking the same question and giving all you 1st division team followers an invite to have a dig at the good people of dundee, i ask you instead, who has the ugliest players???

(photos are welcome)

Morton have to be the ugliest team, even after getting rid of Mcgowan, Templeman and Stevenson.

i thought airdrie were an ugly bunch lol

This is actually a good'un of Scott. Jesus though, he looks bonny next to Rab there!

He looks like a pelikan lol

This man won't win any beauty pageants soon.

No team can be as ugly as the Brechin side of 2005/06.

I don't think any of your squad will.

Marvyn Wilson looks like Tony Mowbray's uglier brother, Peter Cherrie looks like he's fresh out of Barlinnie and Roddy MacLennan's head looks like it's shrunk.

You're right, we do have an ugly b*****d of a team.

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None of these modern day pretty boys can live up to the horrors I had to witness in derby games in the eighties.

I couldn't agree more...

any team that has ian mccall and gerry britton as the management team must win hands down

Roddy Maclennan looks like something out of Oliver Twist

Not to mention Gary "Jeebs" Harkins.

Gary Harkins is a legend
Hinchey and Twaddle are close calls too :lol

Thistle are hot.

Alex Burke has won a few beauty contests in his time

That photo will crack me up for ALL eternity, brilliant

That strip is quite tidy, I may purchase it.

Colin Stewart is a model and Erik Paartalu is simply beautiful.

Therefore it cannot be Morton.

Gary Harkins.

We win .

Not only was Dundee voted one of the most intelligent cities in the World, but it is apparently, also home to Britain's most handsome people.

In terms of teams, I would say Partick Thistle or Clyde are amongst the most hideous.

http://www.livingstonfc.co.uk/squaddet.php?squad_id=66

c'mon this guy has to take the biscuit

I shall send you the bill for a new monitor.

Gary "Pug" MacKenzie can't be disregarded:

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Now if we still had Graham Gibson, we'd win the Ugliest Horse in the Division hands down.

Yup

He looks better now that is hair is shorter . I'd say Gary Miller brings up our average so much we shouldn't be anywhere near the ugliest.

Definetely the ugliest fans though. Hands down

Fixed it for you.

Unlike Gary Miller, I bring our whole support's average down

What a fucking gay topic!!!!!


"Oh our players prettier than yours"

I laughed out loud, like that stupid laugh that no one hears because its not something you think about it just forces its way out from your stomach!! YOU WIN YOOOOU WIN!!!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4439...gham_220sns.jpg

He looks like a white Robert Earnshaw lmao

http://z.about.com/d/worldsoccer/1/0/K/3/-...rt-earnshaw.jpg

Superb! I know Gary Harkin's old man very well and shall be giving him pelters about this!!!!

Spitting image of Mr Bean and Jeebs so he is

are players are beautiful

Fucking hell...

A face only his own mother could love.

I think saints win it hands down with Kevin "frankenstein/tazmanian devil/giraffe" James.

James certainly is a mutant.

Its a pity United arent in the 1st. They would win thanks to the player who looks most like a mink in Scottish Football(that i've had the misfortune to see) - Willo Flood
Also, their new lad Sandaza reminds me of a rat(albeit one that will score goals)

The winners - by a country mile.

That's a nasty cold sore Sparky's got there. I wouldn't possibly want to suggest what caused it.

Griffiths hasn't got a lot going for him on the looks front like.

Ouch! We really do have one ugly squad. Griffiths' photo is shocking. Seriously, is there many out of them that a woman/Nizzy could find attractive?

Edit:- I must say that the kits are not helping them look their best. All of their heads look far too small for their bodies because of the collar.

Weatherson

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3930...atherson203.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1075000/imag...atherson150.jpg

Harding

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3935...nharding203.jpg

Wake

http://www.cfpress.net/cropimage.php?i=ima...x=190&y=190

Greacen

http://a.bebo.com/app-image/7021746158/541...art_Greacen.jpg

Eddie Mearns . Nothing that a holeless polythene bag wouldn't fix.

our goalie coach is no bad for an old boy

http://www.livingstonfc.co.uk/squadmgt.php?squad_id=4

This thead is the only thing Rae and his Bigoted army of hate will win this season.

Alex Rae and his bigoted army of hate............thats a good one I think I'll use that.