Given Queens Park's dismal failure to win any games so far, the inner clique at Hampden have found it necessary to sell off the brown paper bags that they use to give to their players their win bonuses under the table. It is unlikely that these will be used many times this season, so only a minimal stock will be kept.
The QP players will need to concentrate on their payment in kind.
Money need not change hands for these bags, a swap deal for some caviar or bowler hats will suffice.
Full Version: For Sale - Job Lot Of Brown Paper Bags.
QUOTE (WattyArnott @ Aug 10 2008, 00:35) 
Given Queens Park's dismal failure to win any games so far, the inner clique at Hampden have found it necessary to sell off the brown paper bags that they use to give to their players their win bonuses under the table. It is unlikely that these will be used many times this season, so only a minimal stock will be kept.
The QP players will need to concentrate on their payment in kind.
Money need not change hands for these bags, a swap deal for some caviar or bowler hats will suffice.
The QP players will need to concentrate on their payment in kind.
Money need not change hands for these bags, a swap deal for some caviar or bowler hats will suffice.
You're a class act
QUOTE (WattyArnott @ Aug 10 2008, 00:35)
Given Queens Park's dismal failure to win any games so far, the inner clique at Hampden have found it necessary to sell off the brown paper bags that they use to give to their players their win bonuses under the table. It is unlikely that these will be used many times this season, so only a minimal stock will be kept.
The QP players will need to concentrate on their payment in kind.
Money need not change hands for these bags, a swap deal for some caviar or bowler hats will suffice.
The QP players will need to concentrate on their payment in kind.
Money need not change hands for these bags, a swap deal for some caviar or bowler hats will suffice.
Queens Park should get in touch with Willie Gray at East Fife, he's always in need of brown paper bags
QUOTE (Steven @ Aug 10 2008, 01:17)
Queens Park should get in touch with Willie Gray at East Fife, he's always in need of brown paper bags
You could always use them for wanking into. Save getting arrested in Kirkcaldy high st. again!
QUOTE (Stevo Fife @ Aug 10 2008, 01:18)
You could always use them for wanking into. Save getting arrested in Kirkcaldy high st. again!
QUOTE (WattyArnott @ Aug 10 2008, 00:35)
Given Queens Park's dismal failure to win any games so far, the inner clique at Hampden have found it necessary to sell off the brown paper bags that they use to give to their players their win bonuses under the table. It is unlikely that these will be used many times this season, so only a minimal stock will be kept.
The QP players will need to concentrate on their payment in kind.
Money need not change hands for these bags, a swap deal for some caviar or bowler hats will suffice.
The QP players will need to concentrate on their payment in kind.
Money need not change hands for these bags, a swap deal for some caviar or bowler hats will suffice.
The Stewart Dickson of the lower leagues.
QUOTE (Steven @ Aug 10 2008, 01:19)
Thats for all the anti EF stuff this past week.
You buying that new top was a complete waste of dosh.
QUOTE (WattyArnott @ Aug 10 2008, 00:35)
Given Queens Park's dismal failure to win any games so far
We've played 4 games for f**k sake. And only 2 of them in the league.
Christ...
QUOTE (Stevo Fife @ Aug 10 2008, 01:24)
Thats for all the anti EF stuff this past week.
You buying that new top was a complete waste of dosh.
We are going to fall out
as for the top being a waste of dosh nah I found a use for it as I ran out of toilet paper so it came in handy 
QUOTE (Feed The Dunn @ Aug 10 2008, 01:25)
We've played 4 games for f**k sake. And only 2 of them in the league.
Christ...
Christ...
and your point is? 4 games, three losses, one draw. Absolute shite.
Yes, there's always next week.......
For yet ANOTHER beating.
WA, you are a tedious twat. I couldn't give a toss about QPs status, amatuer or not. They are a long standing historical club in Scottish football, and deserve to survive however they can. If they are doing something illegal, why not tell the authorities? Be it the SFL, the SFA, UEFA, FIFA, or indeed your case worker. Now away and lick some windaes and gie us all peace!
QUOTE (Steven @ Aug 10 2008, 01:17)
Queens Park should get in touch with Willie Gray at East Fife, he's always in need of brown paper bags
When I saw the title of this thread, I instantly knew you'd be salivating at the prospect of throwing such a comment into the mix.
QUOTE (Stevo Fife @ Aug 10 2008, 01:18)
You could always use them for wanking into. Save getting arrested in Kirkcaldy high st. again!
That wasn't Steven, that was me. I was technically off the high street as well as I was in the Boots make up section.
QUOTE (lzreid @ Aug 10 2008, 09:46)
That wasn't Steven, that was me. I was technically off the high street as well as I was in the Boots make up section.
QUOTE (the_russian @ Aug 10 2008, 09:14)
When I saw the title of this thread, I instantly knew you'd be salivating at the prospect of throwing such a comment into the mix.
This from the anal prick who goes on about flags & Manchester United all the time
QUOTE (Steven @ Aug 10 2008, 13:15)
This from the anal p***k who goes on about flags & Manchester United all the time
I don't want you to feel left out, so I do mention the team you support now and then. Are you at Wembley today? We could have met up for a pint after the game.
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