Given Rangers' current situation, it seems likely that David Murray will be planning an announcement of one of his new schemes - maybe this time it will be a "£800m Shopping Centre under Ibrox".

I was just wondering if anyone had a list of all of the previous schemes he has announced, and whether any of them actually ever came to fruition. I'm sure one of the Celtic fans will be able to find it on one of their fans' websites.

the only thing that could placate the morons right now would be a death star.

If it weren't for my post hoorin antics of late, I'd easily find the Didnaeland project I posted a couple of months back. I might google it if I can be arsed

Get it done, ya poofy p***k!!!

Lick my sacks 'Other'

Googled it and at the bottom of the page was my post

Anyway, here it is...

You seem to be confused on who you support going by all the posts you give to slagging off Rangers! The Brechin disguise ain't working very well, is it?

Didn't you know?

Rangers are the team everyone wants to beat. And slag off.

Would you like me to upload the video of Brechin's first goal from Saturday I recorded? You could also go onto Stirling's site and watch the highlights of the match - after our second goal, look for the rotund guy to the left of the floodlights, for tis I.

Laughing at your shower of shite is not necessarily a sign of Timmery. Unless, after the past week, the entire country has become Celtic fans.

That's a rather humerous moustache you've got there. Are you allowed that in church?

See http://www.succulentlamb.com/?p=5

My own favourite is him parading Jardel about as a new signing, before it became obvious it was all moonbeams (ie. bollox). The actual signings were 2nd rate numpties like Van Vossen and Erik Bo Andersen.

eh?

Unless I'm being whooshed - wrong guy. I'm a fair bit to the left (as you watch it) - brown leather jacket, green and white top underneath.

A quote from the main page of your excellent site.

"Succulent Lamb is not an anti-Rangers site. It’s an anti-Scottish sports journalism site. We’ll be talking about the whole canvas of Scottish football in time, we’re sure. But right now it’s all Rangers, because nothing gets our predominantly pro-Rangers media fired up for a spin session like some light being shone on our problems by better journalists (let’s call them ‘actual journalists’) down South."





If you say so.



Pity, I like a lovely man in a moustache.

Is it true Sir davey is buying the Olympic stadium from the chinese and is going to bring it to govan for rankers to play in?

They "welcome the chase" apparently.

If you can be chased by someone much further ahead of you.

I'll bet they do...clicky

Sir Davey is buying the Space shuttle now as the new team bus
He really comes up with lots of innovative new ideas for rankers

Do you tell any funny jokes??

And what has that got to do with my quote?

To be fair Murray Park did actually get built. I assume it was him that paid for it considering the club decided to name it after him.

How much did it cost anyway, £12m? Guess they've recouped most of that with Hutton.

You can.

It's called getting lapped.

Didn't the little general almost demand it was built though?

Yeh, I think it's fair to say, he supplied 'concrete' advice on the subject!