Don't know if anyone here reads The Guardian's "Fiver" - well worth the free subscription - but today's is especially for Rangers fans.

Laugh at the Pope's O'Rangers

I particularly like "this once proud club can console themselves with the excellent news that, after all the hardships and embarrassments of last season, neither fixture congestion nor the spectacle of drunken tattooed oafs fighting and vomiting in foreign locales will bother O'Rangers in the next 12 months"

In my paper today, Rangers European humiliation didn't even get a mention, I couldn't even find the score

"Rangers European Humiliation" takes so long to type, and we use it so frequently. Shall we just have "REH" for short.

"we are REH people"

hehe

What a ridiculous piece of journalism. Where do they teach such professional writing skills?

English papers? Have you seen the seven pages of unmitigated garbage in the early editions of the Daily Record. Hateley, Smith, the hand-wringing, the sackings, it's all there.

You'd think something of real importance had happened.