Thank god the season finally get's underway and we can stop all of the pointless nonsense (no I don't believe that'll happen either).

Before the hostilities start I'd just like to say all the best to everyone. Wherever you are going enjoy your football (just not too much today if you're an Ayr fan ).

Thank God its here again, though I can't be at Bayview today i'll be there in spirit. Possibly the toughest start for us, in the shape of Peterhead, but we've got to fancy our chances of putting in a challenge this season.

Will that spirit be vodka, comrade?

I'm a bit rough today, so it'll probably be a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.

I hope it isn't proper tea, for that would be theft!